AN: I've never been really patient about writing, so here it is, Birds vs. Smugglers 3! Reviews are appreciated as always.

Chapter 1 – Welcome to Vancouver

Fernando

"Passengers, we are now in Canadian airspace, and we'll be landing in ten minutes, please fasten your seat belts."

"Wow, they're talking like this is a commercial flight. *Yawn*" Weston said, stretching.

"Mom, dad, when do we go back to Rio?" I asked.

"Well, Fernando, whenever the governments figure things out, if not, there will be war." Tulio said sadly.

Linda nudged Tulio and gave him an angry glare.

"War? Oh no!" I said and looked to my right. Dennis was still sleeping. "Hey, dude!"

"Huh? Wha? Are we there yet?" He asked.

"We're flying over Canada now."

"Ah, I'm finally home." Dennis said and stretched. "UGH!"

"Are you all right?"

"Yeah, that fall hurt me real bad."

Blu

"So, how close is this Vancouver place to Mini-soda?" Jewel asked.

"It's about two- thousand meters- kilometres- miles- yeah, miles away."

"You're still clumsy with words. And I love you for that."

"He he-"

"Ugh! Can you keep it down over there? Hey, it's morning already?" Max asked.

"Can't you tell by the light through the window?" Uzzi barked, smiling.

"Right." The peregrine falcon chirped.

"Looks like you're awake, that's good, 'cause were landing pretty soon." Dennis said, and sure enough, we felt the plane descend. After two more minutes or so, the plane started shaking hard, through the window, me and Jewel saw the plane was very close to the ground, and the tires screeched as they touched the ground.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Vancouver. Please remain seated until the seat belt light goes off, and exit at the front of the plane, thank you and we hope you enjoyed your flight."

"Seat belt light?" Bell wondered, then saw the light in the front of the cabin. "Why would they- There will always be things I won't understand."

After a minute or two, the seat belt indicator light went off and we went to the front of the plane. A soldier showed us the way down. Dennis and Fernando stormed down the stairs and went to the back.

Dennis

"Come on, come on door, open!" I said.

It seemed to me like hours before the door opened, when it did, a dark blue Toyota Prius rolled out the back.

"There we are!" I said and ran to the car.

"Come on!" I told everyone.

The Monteiro family, the birds and Uzzi climbed inside.

"Um... Captain, I think there's a problem here." Johnson said.

"Right, you guys take the skytrain or a taxi, you know the address. See ya!"

"What? Wait!" Bell shouted.

It was too late, I had already pressed the throttle to the floor, 'pedal to the medal' as one would call it, and raced through the airport, getting on the road. I could hear Linda and Tulio screaming until I slowed down, I didn't want to cause an accident.

******Thirty minutes later******

I pressed the garage door remote and drove inside. Fernando looked through the right window.

"Whoa! THAT IS A LOT OF AIRSOFT!"

"I knew you'd like it. Now, follow me, I'll show you some of my friends." I said. "Pick your weapon."

Weston

Waiting in the station, I couldn't help but notice several pairs of eyes staring at us, I guess it was uncommon to see armed soldiers in Canada, not that it was any different in the States...

"Hey, mommy, look, soldier person!" A girl shouted.

"Yes, honey, the nice soldiers protect our country! Now come on, we need to get our tickets." The girl's mother said.

"You think that was cute?" Bell whispered to me.

"Uh-huh. I still can't believe captain ditched us."

"Yeah... You ever wonder why it's called skytrain?"

"Well, it's a train suspended above the ground. Right, Johnson, Doc?"

"I think it's because an idiot thought that he was flying inside the train." Doc said with an emotionless face.

"Really? I thought you were the smart one." Johnson said.

"Just a thought."

"Train's here." Bell said.

"I think I see SWAT in there." I said. "Oh s*** no, they're here for us, we can't get captured, do not use lethal force unless absolutely necessary."

"POLICE! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!"

"No! Put YOUR hands up!" Bell shouted.

"Shooting a medic is a war crime!" Doc shouted.

"What?" I asked.

"Just a precaution."

"Hey, WE'RE the police here, not you!"

"Yeah? Why are you here? We're on the same side!" Bell asked, pointing a finger at the SWAT officer.

The SWAT pulled up his shotgun and used the taser on him. I immediately reacted and used my stock to butt the officer in the face. Bell recovered and helped me push the SWAT officers back into the train.

"Station, we're overpowered by four men, we need the army over here!" One officer shouted into his radio.

"Good, see if they'll shoot their own allies!" I shouted.

The mother with the little girl soon walked back into the station.

"Ma'am! Stay back!" An officer shouted before being pushed to the floor by Johnson.

"Mommy! Those mean people in black are hurting the nice army men!"

I smirked at the SWAT Sargent, who rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, it doesn't matter, you are openly carrying a weapon and resisting arrest."

Tires screeched outside, and loud footsteps were heard.

"Weston?" A familiar voice said.

"Sargent Nelson?" I said, releasing the officer I was about to punch. looking at the Canadian soldier.

"Captain, now, but... Weren't you in Brazil with your new team?" He asked.

"We're on a mission and these... Officers stopped us."

"They broke two laws!"

"I'm pretty sure you're mistaken about one of them."

"Yes, we're authorized to carry weapons and use lethal force if the last two Spix's macaws are endangered." I said.

"Oh yeah? By who?"

"Let me think... The EPA, NATO and if you don't listen to those... Your government."

"That's... Fine, stand down."

"And what are you doing taking the sky train? Come on, I'll give you a tour of a city and send you to wherever you need to be."

"All right, thanks."

Dennis

I pressed the doorbell on Shawn's house. Shawn was my best friend before I went to Rio, we used to play airsoft and video games every day, hell, we'd do everything together.

"Hello?" Shawn said, poking his head through the door crack.

"Grab your weapons, ammo and gear, it's airsoft time."