Edit: Just re-edited some errors and added on one more sentence.

Notes: Established friendships, and humor you probably won't find funny.

This might have songs in it. Purely just because... but it may help the plot though... maybe. - I don't own them.

In this chapter: Improper grammar warning, Romerica friendship, etc.

Italics are thoughts.

Bold is text or someone speaking in a different voice.

I don't own Hetalia.

Lovina laid on her floor, bored- everybody was apparently busy off somewhere on this leisurely Thursday evening. She sighed; she had already done everything on her list today, homework, watering her tomato garden, yell at the potato bastard, help that old man across the street with his mail, etc. - everything.

"I'm so bored dammit!" She looked up from where she lay to the window and saw some butterflies fluttering about. Should I try to fly? It looks fun, like that toy in the movie- what was it? "To infinity and... afar?" No, that can't be it. That movie was freaking awesome; how the hell did I forget? She sighed; her boredom was effecting her memory now. She got up and went on her bed now, picking up her cell phone while doing so.

Let's see if anybody text me... She didn't smile like an idiot when she found one text, she really didn't. Hmm... From Al huh? Let's take a look see... oh a picture! She looked at the picture attached and became confused; why would the bastard send him a picture of a random couple- Oh, is that Amelia and the British jerk? Then she read the text: This is a sign Lov! The hero needs a girlfriend! And match with my heroine of a sister!

She frowned and texts back to him: Are you in love or some shit? Feli has the potato, but that doesn't mean I need one. Do you even like anyone?

It took a matter of moments to receive a reply: Maybe. Are you in love with any one?

She frowned. Who is it? And no I'm not, maybe. Antonio maybe, but she hasn't talked to the bastard since he'd rather hang out with his guy friends than her. It's not like she missed him though...

Oh? Is it Tonio? And Imma not tell u XD

No. And Rose? It didn't escape her notice how Alfred stares at the new English transfer student when she passes by them in the hall.

How'd you know dude!

She sighed. He could have just played it off like it wasn't her, that idiot.

I'm coming over! She stared at that. What? He's comin- Then she heard knocks on the door. "The hell?" She ran down the stairs and opened it, sure enough, it was Afred in a hoodie and sweats. "Hey Lov!"

"What the hell jerk? I thought you were busy!" They walked up to her room after Lovina let him in and closed the door.

"Yeah, well Mattie and Kiku blew it off."

"Why?"

"Mattie never showed up and Kiku was called to do something by some chick- I think it was Elizabeta or something..."

Lovina frowned. "And Matt didn't show up? What if something happened to the bastard?"

They went in her room now and Lovina went to sit on her desk chair, while Alfred sat in front of her bed. "He'll be okay! Last I saw him, he was tutoring Ivan's little sister and giving Maddie his notebook to borrow for English. I'm sure he still had to tutor her or something."

"You mean the crazy jerk with the knives? And with that crazy twin?"

"Yep! Don't worry- if they hurt him he'll go all hockey mode on them! Anyway..."

"What?"

"I have a deal for you-"

"No."

"But I didn't say yet Lov! You're supposed to let me say it first!"

"No. It's probably something stupid."

"Hear me out! For your best buddy- that will give you that puppy you always wanted?"

"Wh-what are you talking about?" There's no way he'd know about that... It was private!

"Come on Lov... You remember that wish thing all of us did at school with the tree last month? I knew it was you who wrote on the very red paper-" he put his hands together as if he was praying and said in a very high pitched voice, "I wish for a puppy that will grow to love tomatoes as much as me~ I can also train the thing to attack at command and play with him since my friends have been so damn busy lately. And I wish that bastard Anto-" Lovina blushed and threw a nearby pillow at him. "You can stop there bastard!"

Alfred laughed and went back to his normal voice, "Okay okay- I'll stop. But I really will get you a puppy, promise. Or if you end up wanting something else..."

"...Fine. Bu-but don't expect me to be much help."

"That you don't have to worry about. Just go out with me for a month." At this she stared at him in disbelief.

"...Wh-what?"

He put his hands together and begged. "Please! Just a month; you see, I don't know how to do this dating thing and-" he got with a tomato plushy this time.

"Slow down bastard. Now, from what you're trying to tell me- is that; since you don't have the simplest idea what to do when you're dating someone, you decided to ask someone else who is in the same situation as you? And is your friend?"

"Umm...Yeah?"

She came at him with another pillow. "You're such an idiot!" She began to hit him repeatedly, shouting a flurry of Italian.

"Sorry-ack! Please stop! I don't want to die yet Lov!" She stopped and glared at him, before sitting next to him. "Thanks! Tomorrow we can go get the puppy!"

"We can do that later. But really Al, you and me aren't like that- everybody bastard knows that."

"Yeah, but I want to try dating with someone I'm comfy with! And we can just be each other's first person to break up with!"

"...Can we break up in song then?" Like a musical, except it's just one song...Wait, then that's not a musical at all...

"Why?"

She shrugged. "It'll be interesting... and it'll be something we can laugh back to in the future, bastard." Man, the looks on their faces if we do sing... I want to see that.

"Umm... sure. But I get to pick the song too! It should be like that one movie..."

And this starts the making of a wonderful, magnificent, imaginary relationship.

Later that night...

"So I was thinking we should have some people who will play along with us, and some who will think we're eating rainbows or something." Alfred had gone home, and now they were talking with each other through the phone.

"Heh... That will be interesting. It has to be someone who can keep their mouth shut."

"Let's see..." Alfred paused in thought, "Mattie, Maddie, Amelia, Irena, Felcia, Yue, our parents, all the teachers, Feliks, that old man that lives across from you, everybody at the zoo and the mall, all the kids at the playground-"

"What the hell is with all these people?"

"You never know if someone asks them something about us. A Hero must be prepared."

"I... I guess you're right." He's really thinking hard on this!

"-then, Eduard and the rest of the choir, the video club, the principal, everybody below our grade, my neighbor's cat, the mailman- or woman, the puppy we're going to get, Tiina, Berwald and their puppy, Artie and his little bro, Kiku and his girlfriend, Sakura, the hockey team, the football team, the guy with the cats at lunch... that should be about it. Do you wanna tell Feli?"

"Nah. I want to see how she takes it. This is enough people- but what about Toris?"

"It's okay if just Feliks knows, it keeps it in balance."

What balance? "Okay then."

"I'll text everyone, tell Amelia, then tomorrow after school we'll just go tell everyone else."

"Okay... see you tomorrow then."

"See ya Lov!" Then she hung up and went to sleep.

(Another scene...)

Madeline looked at the egg in the incubator on her desk. Her partner didn't show up today since he just transfered to her class from another and was sick, so she took it home with her. It wasn't like she was lonely in class; Irena, Kiku, Felcia, and Amelia were in her class too. The project was to record the progress of an hatching egg for a month. The teacher also wanted the partners to bond like parents and make sure they didn't break- because they were indeed real eggs of different varieties of birds. To hide what type of variety, they were lightly painted with non-chemicals. As for the size... She could tell that it was going to be slightly larger than the robins and pigeons around town.

She touched it softly, "I wonder what you're going to be."

"Who are you?"

"Go to sleep Kumarie..."

"...Okay."

Apparently her partner is someone named Gilbert, and the only Gilbert she knew of was her cousin Francis's friend. She never talked with him before, but she hopes that if it's him he'll take this project seriously. She snuggled into her bed and went to sleep, but not before receiving and reading the text from her cousin Alfred.

(Another scene...)

Antonio woke up again for the third time- he looks at the clock to see that it's three in the morning. He sighed and grabbed his cell phone from his nightstand and opened it, smiling at his screen. After he helped Lovina make her tomato garden two summers ago she had fallen asleep on his lap (she'll never admit that happened) and he took a picture of it.

Ah, that summer... was when he realized it. He was in love with Lovina Vargas- and he still was, even if nowadays he was too busy to see her. And that didn't mean he stopped thinking of her, he thinks of her everyday. Tomorrow I'll tell her... Then he went back to sleep, dreaming about something that will never happen in the coming month.

Please review!

I'm intrigued with this egg hatching thing...

I was wondering whether to make these one-shots, but nah...

The only non-genderbent pairing is LietPol, but there will be Nyo!BelLiet, CanBel, Neth/Nyo!Pol... etc.

Then, I like Giripan and Jap/Taiwan so... it'll be Giri/Nyo!Pan and Jap/Tai. Yeah...