IT'S BACK! It may or may not have been put back up with the approval of the people who run this website… -shifty eyes- I won't say anything if you won't. So, here it is again. I will try to update it daily. But, who am I kidding? I might not…
Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever, own Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, any of the Fullmetal Alchemist movies, or any of the characters. The only thing that I own is myself.
Lexxa (Me!): Hello, and welcome to the Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom!
Edward: What? When did you get here?
Lexxa: …When did you get here?...
Edward: -stares off into space-
Lexxa: To the readers out there in the fanfiction world… I WANT YOUR REVIEWS!
Alphonse: …Excuse me, scary lady?
Lexxa: Yes, Alphonse?
Alphonse: What's fanfiction?
Lexxa: -evil grin- You don't want to know.
Alphonse: Okay…
Lexxa: Anyway, onto what the reviews will be for! I WANT DARES! Give me your best dares and I will make them happen! NO DARE WILL BE TURNED AWAY! Unless, of course, it violates the rules that I will express now!
RULE ONE:
Absolutely no yaoi.
Lexxa: Sorry, yaoi fans, but I don't want to make this into something that can be disturbing…
RULE TWO:
I will only do the dares that I can understand.
Lexxa: Meaning, if you send me a bunch of gibberish, I will not use it. I don't feel like trying to decipher whatever it is that you tried to send…
RULE THREE:
The dares can only be for the people in Brotherhood.
Lexxa: Well, I might do extra chapters where the dares are for the original, but that'll only happen if it's mentioned in an author's note at the beginning of the story. I've read way too many fanfictions where it wasn't clear if it was for the Brotherhood or original cast…
RULE FOUR:
Make sure that whatever you submit won't scar anyone for life. Please.
Lexxa: It's happened many a times for me before… scary mental images… -crawls into emo corner-
RULE FIVE:
Keep things on a rated T for teen level!
Lexxa: No disturbing scenes for the young mind!
Alphonse: -looks confused- Are you saying that people are going to dare us to do stuff?
Edward: -regains his senses- NO WAY IN HELL AM I GOING TO DO THAT!
Roy: -smirks- Why not, Fullmetal. Are you chicken?
Edward: I AM NOT A CHICKEN!
Roy: Oh, right. You're just short.
Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE GOT CONFUSED FOR AN ANT AT A PICNIC AND ALMOST GOT SQUASHED BY A GIANT HAND?
Alphonse: Brother! He didn't say anything like that! And Winry apologize! Let it go!
Lexxa: You know, those short rants kinda say a lot about you, Ed…
Edward: -grumbles- -stomps off into the emo corner-
Roy: -smirks- Well I'm ready for any dare as long as it gets me out of paperwork!
Riza: -shoots bullet next to Roy's head- Sir. Paperwork. Now.
Roy: -grumbles- -joins Ed in the emo corner to do his paperwork-
Lexxa: Don't forget to review!