I don't own Naruto in any way, shape or form. Just a fan of the series.

This is my third story peeps, enjoy!

10 Not so foolproof ways to get Kakashi's mask off

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It has been quiet and boring in Kohona lately. At least for me 16 year old Haruno, Sakura. There have been absolutely zippo missions in the past of couple days, so I'm just sitting here drinking a lemonade on a hot summer day. Until two figures walk into my line of sight. One in a bright orange t-shirt and kaki's. The other in a dark blue shirt with Uchiha fan included, and white knee length shorts.

My inner wakes up immediately, "You know who they are. Awwwww, look, it's and the hyperactive knucklehead."

A familiar blond is trotting towards me with a sneaky bitch grin on his face. The other, a raven haired teen, my old crush, yes I said old crush Sasuke. When he left to train with Orochimaru I was heartbroken. But when he came back, just plain confused. He had gotten his revenge and was satisfied for the time being, just staying in a peaceful Kohona. But at a price. A good, solid year in community service. Although it was a plus to see him without a shirt. I am so not a creeper, I just like leisurely walks around town.

I had been so lost in my reverie that I didn't notice the pair close in on me. "What's up Sakura-chan?" Naruto seemed to look right through me with his bright blue eyes.

"Fine," he shot me an incredulous look, "Okay I'm friggin' bored out of my mind. There is nothing to do around here."

"Well we just might be able to help you with that one."

Sasuke smirked eying the knucklehead through the corner of his eye. "You and your stupid ideas dobe."

Naruto pulled a face. "It won't be so stupid once it's over and done with. Right, Sakura?"

I crossed my arms. "Well it depends on what it is. You haven't even told me what we are doing yet!"

"Yeah, sorry. Remember back when we were genin and we tried to find out what was under Kakashi-sensei's mask. But we were sadly unsuccessful."

"Yeah, what about it."

"Since we are more experienced and mature, I thought it would be a good idea to try again."

I caught the slight emphasizing of the word mature. Apparently Sasuke had too and we caught each others knowing gazes.

"Man, Jiraya has really gotten to you with the perverted stuff hasn't he," Sasuke stated.

"Maybe," Naruto sniggered, "But I know Sakura-chan's most guarded secret, what you go out late at night for. And dress up really-"

My mouth slid agape. How the hell did he know that I danced at a strip club. Of course he is underage but… Oh crap some other knowing people aren't. And with my pink hair and all. The sharingan ninja just gave a look like he wouldn't believe what the knucklehead was saying. Sending a couple of nervous glances my way.

I interrupted, "Fine you got me, I'm in. But when I find out who told you that I'll beat them to a bloody pulp." I gave a fierce look to the blond who cringed. a nerve popping out on my head.

"Oi, Sakura-chan. Don't get angry."

Snapping us out of our preoccupation, Sasuke said, "So, Naruto what are we going to do first."

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Attempt 1: To destroy

"He, he, Sasuke do you have the spray paint?"

"What do you think I'm carrying dobe?"

"Shut up guys, what if he finds out we are going to destroy all his masks, what would he say then. Oh thank you and viola here is my handsome face." I froze. There was someone behind me as I spoke those words.

"What would he say then, what?"

We all turned around staring at the man we wanted to see the least, Kakashi-sensei. He was wearing black sweatpants that tied at the waist, a white tank top, and obviously that pesky mask. He looked like he had just worked out. Also bewildered. Well of course he would be. All of your students suddenly appear in your apartment one day with spray paint. Great way to make that person confused.

But before we could explain all three of us went up in a puff of smoke.. Don't understand? When our clones were over near the door surprising Kakashi-sensei, we were spray painting his masks to high heaven. All 20 of them. His other mask being dirty, he would have to change into a new one right in front of us. More importantly the spray painted one which he would never do. So right when we got the signal from the clones, we left the house to spy on how Kakashi would react. My ideas are always genius I tell ya.

Naruto smirked from our spot up in the oak by his bedroom window. "Let's see what he does now."

Sasuke and I simultaneously shushed him, and watched the scene unfold. Our copy ninja walked into his room setting down the black duffel bag he had been carrying. Running a hand through his silver hair and opening his closet. "What the hell?"

Knowing he was seeing the destroyed masks I silently cheered. I knew my friends were doing the same, even the impassive faced sharingan ninja.

Kakashi sighed, "Since I've got a good idea who did this, and for that reason. I'll just use my extra."

Sasuke shook his head and smiled, "Hn. I knew it."

"What the f***!"

"Naruto you idiot! Stop shouting," I whisper yelled at him.

Kakashi sighed and plopped down on the chair next to his bed. "You guys are going to pay for all damage. Aren't you?" He was using his best persuasive voice.

All of us sweatdropped at that one. Well, and Naruto fell out of the tree.

"Now how much money is that exactly?"

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1) These are my author's notes for this story. Better to read them than not, they're really short in all honesty.

2) If your a reviewer and have a good idea for a way to get Kakashi to take off his mask. Say it and I'll pick the best one for the last chapter. Also include your name at the beginning of the chapter. How's that for a deal?

3) I thought of making a story like this on vacation a few months ago when I was in the car for five hours. Yeah, I'm a slow thinker.