A/N: This is my first ever fanfiction. So please support me and give me constructive criticism. This is a Yaoi fanfiction. If you do not approve, please press the back button on the corner of your screen. Flames are allowed. But little bonfires people. No raging infernos.

Disclaimer:I do not own Fullmetal ALchemist or its characters. All rights go to the original owner.

Prologue

On a certain rooftop, on a certain backstreet in Central, a certain green-haired homunculus was reliving the events of his past glory. And by past glory he meant the events that took place a day ago. A cold, sadistic smile formed on Envy's pale face.

Lab 5…

The Fullmetal Pipsqueak…

The sound of the blonde chibi's bones breaking gave him a rush even now. And the chibi's grunts of pain were only music to his ears. But the one thing that Envy found most entertaining about the alchemist were his his reactions to being called short.

''WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' SO SMALL, THEY CAN ESCAPE DEATH BY A SHOE 'CUZ THEY'RE SMALL ENOUGH TO FIT BETWEEN THE GROOVES?''

Very funny.

His threats even better.

''WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' SMALL? I'LL RIP OFF YOUR FEET N' STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!"

His insults…needed some work.

''Stupid palm-tree…''

The midget also had a very colorful language that would be of great used in later arguments.

''Now, now chibi-chan. What would your mother think if she could hear you now?"

''…''

''Hmm…''

Envy laughed out loud. Letting the wind carry his vow east, he pledged, '' I will take great pleasure in making you suffer…''

''Edward Elric.''

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Not too far away, in a certain room in Central Hospital, Edward Elric sneezed.

Loudly.

Second Lieutenant Ross glanced at him with concern. ''Are you okay, sir? You may be catching a cold.''

''Nah, it's nothing,'' he said, waving it off. ''Probably someone plotting my demise."

Sergeant Brosh looked up from his nap. ''Who would one wanna do that?''

''Oh, a lot of people.'' He answered vaguely, his thoughts straying over to a wench-wielding blonde, a housewife, a trigger-happy Lieutenant, a pyromaniac bastard, and an amethyst eyed homunculus…

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A/N:-shuffles feet-So how did I do? Comment and remember..Raging infernos will be used to destroy neighboring countries.