Chapter 10
I know I haven't updated this story in about 7 months. Honestly, I lost interest in the story and couldn't think of how to finish it. But, I decided that I shouldn't keep you guys hanging forever so, here is a shitty written finale to this series. But I'm glad you guys have enjoyed the story so far!
Steve walked towards the house phone. His fingertips caressed the top of it when he stopped.
'Steve, you really want to lower yourself to hooking up with a lesbian you met at a bar? You really think that's the solution? You're better than that.' He told himself.
He sighed and backed away. There has to be another way.
He walked to the bathroom and turned on the sink. He splashed cold water on his face and looked at himself in the mirror. Mascara and patches of cheap foundation dripped down his face. He cringed.
'I look like a clown. This isn't me. I shouldn't look like this.' He said to himself.
He stared at his face a bit longer and then turned away in disgust.
"It's the goddamn eggs. That's the issue." He grumbled.
He sighed and closed his eyes.
'Being a woman is ok. Being a woman is alright. The woman anatomy is not gross, its nature. It's ok that I'm a woman right now. Things could be much worse." He said out loud.
He gripped his stomach as he bent down over in agonizing pain.
When the pain subsided he glanced down at his pants and laughed.
"IT WORKED! I'm back to my old self again!" He yelled.
He busted out of the bathroom and knocked on everyone's doors.
"I AM A MAN AGAIN! I AM A MALE! I AM A MAN!" He said while letting out wolf howls.
Everyone emerged from their rooms.
"Thanks for disturbing a session of incredible sex, Steve." Natasha growled.
Clint stepped from behind Natasha with bruises, scratches, and little dabs of blood all over his body. Steve shuddered.
"Well now since we're all back to normal again, there's only one thing left to do."
"Get revenge." Everyone said.
"SHAWARMA!" Tony yelled over everyone.
Everyone turned to him with disapproving looks.
"So, I take that as a no?" Tony shrugged.
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The six Avengers approached Loki in the bar they had been in the previous night. As expected, there was Loki sitting in the same exact booth.
Thor came up to his clenched his neck and lifted him out of the booth and dragged him outside. He took Loki and slammed his body against the hard brick wall.
"I see…you have…all turned…back to normal." He squeaked out.
"SILENCE!" Thor yelled at him making his grip around Loki's neck tighter. Loki let out a quite shriek.
"Where's your scepter at, asshole?" Natasha barked at him.
"Oh….it…seems….I have….left it….elsewhere." He said quietly.
"We grow tired of your stupid games brother. The scepter, now, or your neck will be snapped." Thor said and gripped Loki's neck as hard as he could.
Loki started gagging and thrashing about on the wall. He then stopped and waved his hand as his scepter dropped near Natasha's feet.
Natasha's face beamed as she picked up the scepter and level it to Loki.
"How the hell do you work thi-" Natasha said as the scepter let out a bright light.
The light hit Loki and he fell from Thor's clutches and on to the ground. He let out a large breath of air and stood up.
"Idiot. I'm the only one who can wor-"He said before kneeling over and grabbing his legs.
Loki then stood up and everyone looked down to his pants. He looked up to Natasha in fear.
"You….didn't." He said.
Natasha smiled. "I so did."
Loki took a look down at his pants and frowned.
Natasha took a dress out of her bag and threw it at Loki's face.
"You'll need this." She said laughing and starting to walk away.
The other Avengers followed.
"WAIT!" Loki screamed.
"Hmm?" Natasha asked halfheartedly.
"How long does this last?" Loki asked.
"I think for about a year…I'm not sure, but it's safe to say for awhile." She said smirking.
"DAMN YOU, AVENGERS." Loki screeched.
"Yeah yeah, blah blah, fuck you." Natasha said flipping the bird.
The Avengers all exchanged high fives.
"Ok guys, now here's the part where we do a badass ending pose." Tony said excitedly.
Everyone stopped.
"What?" Bruce asked.
"You know at the end of 80's movies they always pose at the end? I think we should do that, because it feels right." Tony said, shrugging.
The five other Avengers exchanged glanced and shrugged.
"Sure, what the hell." Natasha said.
And so, the six Avengers walked into the moonlight as they all could distantly hear "Don't Forget About Me" playing in the background.
"On the count of 5." Tony said.
"5." said Clint.
"4" Natasha belted.
"3" Bruce chimed in.
"2" Thor said mightily.
"1!" cheered Steve
"ANDDDDD POSE!" yelled Tony.
And so the Avengers all froze in similar fist raised to the sky pose.
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"Um, excuse me?!"
Yes Pepper?
"Why am I not included in this scene? I was a big part of the whole story and yet you haven't mentioned me once in this chapter."
Oh. I'm sorry Pepper. I just thought this would be a good scene for just the Avengers to do.
"Well, I am technically an Avenger. I do become Rescue later on and let's be completely honest, Tony would not be doing as good of a job as he has been doing without me."
…..You're right.
"When am I wrong?"
Good point. Alright, go right on ahead into the rest of the scene then, even though there's not much left.
"Thank you!"
Oh but Pepper one more thing.
"Yes?"
You promise you'll get your Rescue suit in Iron Man 3? I would love for that to happen.
"Anything for you Miss. Narrator!"
You're my favorite Pep.
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And so Pepper and the Avengers all froze in similar fist raised to the sky pose.
A/N: Well hopefully your eyes aren't burning on fire from this poorly written finale. But I was done with this fic 7 months ago so, A for effort? Yes? Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed this series. It was fun to write a somewhat CRACKish fic. I'll hopefully be doing more silly fics like this in the future with all the Avengers. So keep on the lookout! Again, thanks for all the support and thanks for reading it! You fuel me to write more.