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Hi there ladies and gentlemen to Animation Death Match! Today's match is what you guys been waiting for for the longest time! The battle between Mr. Krabs and Vegeta! Prepare yourself for the epicness that is about to unfold! This is ADM!

Match 22

It was a peaceful day under the sea of Bikini Bottom. Every fish had its own days that varied others - including in the Krusty Krab.

Sitting in an office in this fine eatery, a crab by the name of Mr. Krabs was signin some paper work for his financial success. He was still angry from the recent call he had against a certain Saiyon.

"That mother fucker thinks he so tough," he muttered. Not letting it go, began to make a call.

In Liberty City, a Russian man was lying on his couch chilling. His telephone rang and anwered it.

"Hello, this is Niko Belloc, who is this?" asked the Russian man.

"This is Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab, I need a proposal! How fast could you get here?"

"Wait, who is this?"asked Niko.

"I'm Popeye the Fucking Sailor, who do you think this is?" Mr. Krabs roared.

"Spongebob Squarepants on Viagra?" Niko laughed.

"Yeah, very fucking funny!" said Mr. Krabs, "Look, I need you to whack some nut over at Japan somewhere! He goes by the name of Vegeta!"

"Vegeta? Man, you watch too many cartoons man," said Niko, laughing.

"Fuck you, I'm dead ass serious, money!" said Mr. Krabs, "This guy pissed me off! I'll pay you a fee if you go..."

"Wait, Mr. Krabs? Paying me?"

"DON'T BRING LOGIC TO THIS FANFIC!" Mr. Krabs yelled.

"Blame the writer for me having a mind," said Niko.

Mr. Krabs groaned angrily, adding fuel to the fire.

"Never mind that!" said Mr. Krabs, "I want you to whack this guy! He may have connections, I don't know. I'll pay you double!" Mr. Krabs said.

"Triple!"

"What?"

"Triple it, or I'm hanging up!" said Niko.

"Fine," said Mr. Krabs, "Just bring your ass up here!"

"I'll be fucking there," Niko said, chuckling as he hung up the phone. He got ready as he put on his jacket and headed out - only to meet wth a certan muscular man with spiky hair.

"Goku?" Niko was now confused.

"Kiss my fucking ass!" said Goku pulling out a machine gun at him.

"Oh shit," said Niko before he was shot.

Stay tuned for part two!