Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
I've been incredibly lazy with writing so I thought I'd upload this even if it isn't finished.
Naruto sighed happily as he walked towards his new home, he had just kissed the girl of his dreams and was now returning home to his family, he hoped that he hadn't stayed out too long, seeing as he promised Tsunade he would be back, although he knew he had only been a couple of hours. Looking up at the sky he noted it was only just beginning to get dark, meaning that it wasn't too late, however he decided to pick up his pace anyway just in case they were waiting on him.
He came to a stop outside of the door of his new home, hoping the door wasn't locked he gently pushed down on the handle, to his joy it opened and he pushed it open to enter when all of sudden he heard a few loud bangs in quick succession. Closing the door behind him, he turned around before he saw a blur of red tackle him to the floor and began squeezing the life out of him.
"T-T-Tayu..ya..chan…can't breathe!" he wheezed before the crushing eased up a little, just a little.
Tayuya let out a girlish squeal that Naruto thought wasn't possible for her to do being a tomboy an' all.
"Nii-chan! Nii-chan!" Tayuya repeated until he finally responded.
"What is it onee-chan…please stop shaking me." He said as the red head was venting her excitement.
"Tsunade adopted me! I'm going to have an Okaa-san too!" she shouted happily.
Naruto looked past her red locks to see a smiling Tsunade stood by the stairs watching the scene unfold. Naruto pouted and spoke in a teasing voice.
"Pfff who said I would share her?" he chuckled before hugging his sister tight
"I'll fight you for her!" Tayuya announced and soon the two were rolling around in a play fight before Tsunade intervened.
"Now, now children, I know I am amazing but let's not fight. There's enough of me to go around." She scolded while wrapping the two of them in an un-escapable hug which the two kindly returned with a smile.
"Let's go do whatever families do in the living room." Tsunade said nervously as the two led the way and plopped down on the large sofa, leaving room in the middle for her to sit.
"Now what?" Tayuya asked Naruto who looked back at her.
"Let's watch a movie?" he asked nervously but Tayuya leapt to her feet and shoved a movie in before slipping down on the couch once more.
The three sat, enjoying each other's company, making idle talk and often Naruto and Tayuya would start bickering playfully making the whole event feel even more family like, Tsunade couldn't help but wonder when she got so lucky, the two were sat comfortably in her arms, and she was wrapped up in theirs, she was finally a mother after so many years.
The movie soon finished and she let out a sigh, it was now late and Naruto was to be tested tomorrow, she wanted him to be at his best and told the two of them to goto bed, although she couldn't resist her motherly urge to tuck her children in and make a fuss over them before they slept under her care for the first time, after a few minutes of 'pestering' them she decided that it was time for her to call it a day as well, otherwise her paperwork would feel the wrath of a slightly sleep deprived Tsunade.
"Oi, Nii-chan …I know you're awake!" Tayuya whispered, prodding her brother in his sides making him roll over to face her.
"What is it nee-chan?" he asked also whispering so not to wake Tsunade in the room next door.
"Love you." She said casually before hugging him tightly, he pressed her head against his chest softly, a little taken back at the sudden show of affection but understood why.
"I'm glad you're so happy nee-chan." He said as he wrapped his arms around her to return the hug.
"That's it?" she said in a mock hurt voice.
"Fine, fine…love you too." He said with a sigh "I figured you'd already know that by now though." He said with a chuckle.
Tayuya was silent for a little while before she suddenly nuzzled even further into Naruto's chest and held him that little bit tighter.
"Thank you…" she said in a more serious tone "…for everything." She said as warm tears began to fall onto Naruto's nightwear.
He rubbed her back and stroked her hair, not all that sure what she meant.
"What do you mean Tayuya-chan?" he asked hoping for an explanation.
"You completely changed my life…without you I couldn't of had any of this." She said in between sobs. "I guess I should thank you too then, you're the best nee-chan ever!" he announced hoping to stop her crying, she let out a chuckle before sniffing and stopping her flow of tears.
"You're damn right I am." She said before chuckling again and giving Naruto a squeeze.
"Now come on, let's go to sleep so I don't get my ass handed to me by Kakashi-sensei for being too tired." Naruto said with a foxy grin before leaning down to kiss Tayuya on the forehead as he did every night before they went to sleep.
"Goodnight nii-chan." She said before closing her eyes and soon the two had slipped into a pleasant slumber.
Tsunade, being the wonderful mother that she is, was now walking up the stairs with a tray of food, heading to the 'kids room' she gently twisted the handle before pushing the door open quietly, not wanting to wake them before they saw that she had made them breakfast.
"Come on you two, rise and shine." She said softly, just loud enough to wake her targets, the two started to stir until Tayuya muttered something.
"F-Five more minut…" suddenly she cut off from her sentence and shot up into a sitting up position
"Is that bacon?!" she asked in an excited manner, almost bouncing up and down in place.
Naruto shot up also "Breakfast?!" he asked the red head who turned and nodded to him.
"That's right Gaki's, breakfast in bed! Pretty good huh?" she asked with a smirk, the two just nodded furiously before digging into the provided meals.
"Oh my god. Where has your cooking been all my life?!" the red head questioned before wasting no more time she attacked her meal once more.
"With fuel like this there is no way Kakashi-sensei will beat me!" Naruto declared
"You're the best Okaasan!" they said in unison when finishing their meals, Tsunade just smirked.
"I know, I know. Now come on get dressed, we need to go to the training grounds…not that Kakashi will be there early." She sighed 'good job I told him the match was two hours earlier than the real time.' She thought before walking out of the room to let the two get ready.
It didn't take long for the two endless energy supplies to come bouncing down the stairs, Tsunade was waiting by the door but couldn't help but assault Naruto at how much he had grown.
"Awh my Gaki is all grown up!" She said happily causing him to blush,
"Okaa-san!" he whined in protest
"Quiet whiskers, we know you love the attention!" Tayuya teased before Naruto marched out the door grumbling something about 'teasing families.' The two females soon followed him to the training grounds and Naruto almost had a heart attack when Kakashi was there before them.
"My, my, Hokage-sama, training started two hours ago." He said with a bored tone and a sigh.
"Sorry Kakashi, I got lost on the road of life, you see this black cat crossed my path and well…"
"I get it, I get it." Kakashi said waving his hand to motion her to stop.
In a puff of smoke Jiraiya appeared.
"Ohohoho! The great Jiraiya blesses you with his presence, you should feel honoured!" He announced. "Nice try old man but this isn't the hot springs." Tayuya said with a smirk. Jiraiya's confident smile left his face and he looked somewhat down trodden.
"Such betrayal! After letting you come with us on our epic training journey, I thought we were friends…" Jiraiya said faking a miserable tone.
"Well at least my number one student still respects me!" Jiraiya announced giving a thumbs up to Naruto.
"Oh hey Ero-sennin when did you get here?" Naruto asked, causing Jiraiya to flop to the floor and cry anime tears.
"Hahah! He actually believed me, don't worry Ero-sennin! I'll show them just how strong you made me!" Naruto announced and suddenly Jiraiya sprang to life.
"That's my boy Naruto! Defend my honour!" He cried out before fist pumping in the air.
Elsewhere Gai twitched, and in a blur he headed towards the training ground at breakneck speeds, suddenly he launched himself out of the bushes and into the air, seeing the 'crowd' staring at him, he stopped mid-air and gave them the 'nice guy' pose before landing in the middle of the group.
"Let the flames of youth burn strongly throughout this training battle!" Gai cried out when suddenly Rock Lee jumped out of the ground and into view, covered in dirt from burrowing under the earth.
"It is such an honour to see the flames of youth burning so strongly at such an early hour!" He announced.
"Nice entrance Lee!" Gai shouted in his overly loud voice.
"Thank you Gai-sensei!" Lee shouted in an equally loud voice.
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
Suddenly a sunset background appeared and the two hugged each other in a 'manly hug inspired by the flames of youth' as tears poured from their eyes.
Tsunade sighed. "Different training ground?" She asked the sane members of the group who all nodded dumbly before following.
"Jeez Nii-chan, you didn't tell me you had crazy people in Konoha." Tayuya complained, Naruto scratched the back of his head and chuckled nervously.
"They're not crazy they're just…erm…'energetic'…yeah that's it." He grumbled, not even believing his own words, Lee and Gai were definitely crazy.
Before Kakashi moved to follow the rest of the group he felt a firm grip on his shoulder, he turned and saw it was Jiraiya.
"Be careful Kakashi." Jiraiya said with a smile, he took his hand away from the jonin's shoulder and was about to leave to catch up with the rest of the group but Kakashi stopped him.
"Don't worry Jiraiya; I won't hurt him too bad." Kakashi said with an eye smile, Jiraiya gave a hearty chuckle. "That's not what I meant." He said before taking off to pursuit the others leaving a slightly confused Kakashi, the copycat shrugged before following after him.
After arriving, the air in the training ground became serious, Tayuya scratched her head wondering what the hell was wrong with these people, one minute they were so care free and then deadly serious, she turned to look at her new mother who stepped forwards from the group and made an announcement.
"Today Naruto, not only will you be tested to see how well Jiraiya has trained you but will also decide your rank, from what I heard from Kakashi you should have been around Chuunin level or higher during the failed Sasuke retrieval mission." Tsunade stated in her Hokage tone.
Naruto gritted his teeth angrily at the mention of that mission, he had grown cold towards Sasuke, the two had already met once before and the Uchiha was not best pleased.
Flashback "Orochimaru…" Naruto snarled in a low tone as he felt his chakra boiling, his supressed Rinnegan doing what little it could to keep the Kyuubi's chakra from exploding, without it he guessed he would be in at least his three tailed form, and that was just from glaring at the man. "Sasuke-kun, you have a visitor." Orochimaru said before giving another chuckle, Jiraiya's chakra flared 'We'll show you what us failures can do, just you wait Orochimaru.' He thought while he stared down the other Sannin. With practiced grace, the Uchiha landed on one foot in front of Naruto looking over his shoulder as calm as calm could be. "Nar…ugh!" He started before Naruto's knee embedded itself in his ribs, not expecting the blow, he arched forwards leaning over the boys leg which was suddenly withdrawn leaving him falling to the floor, but before he could have such a pleasure a punishing roundhouse struck, boot meeting face as he was launched far past the now startled Orochimaru, but before the snake Sannin could ready himself Naruto activated his Rinnegan, not stopping to admire the priceless look on the snakes face Naruto nodded to Jiraiya. Jiraiya picked up the fallen snake dragging him through the earth before throwing him through more trees's, while breaking through them with his body Orochimaru shot out his tongue with a blade attached to it and sent it heading straight for Jiraiya. Dodging the blade with practiced ease, Jiraiya cringed as he grabbed the man's tongue and with a powerful tug brought the other Sannin towards him before devastating the snake with a three hit combo of kicks. The forest area was suffering from the unrelenting Jiraiya's attacks, however Orochimaru stood and rolled his shoulders as if the only damage he had sustained was stiff muscles, he let out a chuckle but was soon silenced as he leapt away from the Rasengan that just added a crater to the forest's environment, while in mid-air he shot out his tongue again heading straight towards the toad sage's back. The blade plunged straight through Jiraiya's back but he soon disappeared into smoke, and Orochimaru's cheek met his fist on a personal level causing him to spin in place from the force, Jiraiya followed up with a gut punch but Orochimaru disappeared into a large amount of snakes that all bore blades from their mouth, leaping back, Jiraiya flipped through hand seals and a stream of fire incinerated the serpents below. he felt something grip his ankle and was suddenly swung through a few trees before being released, Orochimaru appeared from beneath the ground nearby and the two engaged in taijutsu each with distinct styles, Orochimaru slithered out of the way of hits while attempting to land fast paced piercing blows on the other Sannin as he weaved, twisted and turned using momentum to strengthen his blows. Jiraiya seemed not to care for looking graceful and at the sight of an attacking blow he would parry them away aggressively or merely lean out of the way, his attacking style consisting of fast but devastating blows, though It was significantly easier to anticipate than the snake's style. Orochimaru's strike was heading towards Jiraiya's windpipe in what would be a nasty blow to receive but he felt his forearm being gripped and he was suddenly pulled towards the oncoming fist that connected with force, knocking him away from his opponent he stumbled before he looked back at Jiraiya. "Naruto, you'll pay for tha—"Sasuke said before having to throw up his guard to block the punch that would of struck his face, using the force of the punch Naruto pushed Sasuke to stumble and struck him in the chest with a kick causing him to lose even more ground, Sasuke threw a kunai at Naruto causing him to poof out of existence, Sasuke turned his face which was met by the real Naruto's flying kick. Sasuke was knocked of his feet until he flipped and used his hand to slow himself before stopping himself, and scowled upon noticing he wasn't the only one with a special set of eyes anymore. Naruto ducked under the sword and recklessly head-butted Sasuke to the stomach causing him to be winded, he grabbed the back of the Uchiha's head and bounced it of his knee causing it the Uchiha to stumble back from the move. Sasuke stood and shook the bark and bits of tree from himself before glaring at Naruto. The two engaged once again, Sasuke faring much better this time, though with the use of hidden clones Naruto was able to scan his opponent for openings from multiple directions, a trick he used in order to survive one of the more brutal spars against his Sannin instructor. After a short time of being seemingly balanced Sasuke took a right hook to the face and felt a hand grab his neck, Naruto slammed him through a tree and leaned in to his ear. "No mercy." Flashback end.
"Kukuku…It looks like failures stick together…eh, Jiraiya." He said in an sickening, excited tone which would cause most to cringe.
"What's wrong Orochimaru; the genius couldn't be getting beat now could he?" Jiraiya asked confidently.
"Kukuku…you always were the fool… a ninja's strength is determined by their knowledge of ninjutsu." Orochimaru stated before flashing through hand seals.
"I don't care what you've done to your eyes, you won't beat me." Sasuke stated calmly before lunging at the blonde with his sword, the two dancing in what looked like choreographed movement.
"Shinra Tensei!" the blonde shouted as an invisible force threw the sharingan user to crash against several trees.
"Well aren't you going to tell me that you're going to drag me back to Konoha?" Sasuke said as the cursed seal markings started to crawl across his skin, not responding Naruto was on the attack again, not regarding the cursed seal mark.
Naruto was snapped out of his thoughts as he saw Kakashi drop into a stance, meaning he had no doubt zoned out during the talking parts, he activated his Rinnegan and saw Kakashi lift his hitai ate to uncover his sharingan.
"Go!" Tsunade yelled and as soon as she did Naruto formed a cross with his fingers.
'Nothing new there.' Kakashi thought.
"Kage buushin no jutsu." Naruto said before the clones charged towards Kakashi, one however took a detour and headed to the right, while one jumped into the air, still a large distance away which confused Kakashi.
"Shinra tensei!" Naruto shouted as the pulse of gravity rocketed the clone towards him at a startling speed before Kakashi could react properly he caught Naruto going through hand seals out of the corner of his eye.
"Great clone explosion!" Naruto yelled as the clone only yards away from Kakashi blew up for all to see, Kakashi jumped to the right barely escaping the explosion.
'What was that? Shit!' he thought as he was suddenly combatted by the second clone, Kakashi swept low and then aimed at a blind spot with a high kick, the real Naruto's Rinnegan eyes scanning his opponent from behind.
The clone leant back and dropped to the floor before using a sweep of his own, knocked Kakashi of his feet and sent a straight kick to the silver jonin's back launching him towards the original Naruto.
"Doton: Earth prison!" Naruto yelled as two slabs of earth arose and wrapped around kakashi's arms, holding him in place, until there was a puff of smoke and he was replaced by a log, Naruto span and saw a giant fire dragon heading towards him at a speed he knew he wouldn't dodge.
"Fujutsu kyuin!" Naruto thrust his hand out to meet the attack head on and the onlookers were amazed when the fire dragon slowly evaporated into nothingness. Naruto flew at Kakashi, making several clones as he did so, Kakashi was combatting six Naruto's in taijutsu, each of them swopping out to avoid hits or to allow the other to attempt to land one on Kakashi, the unpredictable style was proving to be hard to deal with.
Kakashi leapt back and used an earth jutsu, sending spikes from the ground to fly towards Naruto's clones, two of them responding too slow to survive the others withdrawing to gather behind the real Naruto who was still charging Kakashi, seeing them still unrelenting Kakashi spewed a fireball straight at his attackers but was surprised when Naruto slammed his palm down to use Doton: Earth wall.
The fireball struck the wall and dispersed into nothingness and soon the clones were on again him before they decided to leap away, Kakashi confused by the movement looked to the floor to see explosive tags burning away, thanks to his quick assumption he managed to get out of the blast radius in time, but still received a slight injury to his right leg which was nipped from the explosion, before being able to recollect himself he heard those words again.
"Shinra Tensei!" Naruto said releasing a wave of energy the blasted the jonin back, Naruto used the moment for his clones to form different attacks.
"Fuuton: Great air cannon!"
"Katon: Grand fireball!"
"Suiton: Rising Water fang!"
"Raiton: Lightning surge!"
Kakashi became wide eyed at the use of four of the five elements in quick succession, the attacks formed merged together forming two separate attacks instead of four, the fireball becoming much larger when coming together with the wind blast, and the three water bullets becoming charged with electricity, both attacks headed towards Kakashi.
Kakashi leapt back into the nearby forest that surrounded the training ground, throwing down explosive tags as he did so, as the attacks approached the tags exploded, the explosion somehow fought off the attacks for a short period of time and slowed their movement allowing Kakashi to get out of their path and strike with his own attack.
"Suiton: Water dragon bullet!" The dragon flew towards Naruto, who not wanting to use the absorption seal once again as it would leave him with openings, sacrificed two of the clones to stop the attack, Naruto not seeing the point in just having the one clone, had it charge at Kakashi and explode but before it did it threw kunai with explosive tags in multiple directions behind its target.
Kakashi was kept on his feet to dodge the series of explosions, but managed to leap away from the last one and had emerged without injury when his head span to look at the thing behind him, Naruto was flying through the air, chakra ball in hand.
"Rasengan!" the sphere ripped through kakashi's jonin jacket like it wasn't even there and slammed into his back, though he soon disappeared into smoke and for the second time in the session he was thanking Kawarimi.