Anyway here we go again ... the long awaited thanksgiving aftermath ...
Chapter 18
It was the morning after Thanksgiving and after a perfect sleep in the arms of her Lady, Santana was now up and ready to go and silence Finn from outing her best friends. It was strange how quickly she started viewing Rachel as a best friend, in all honesty she thought that being her roommate would last a month and she'd end up killing the diva and dumping her in the Hudson,
not that she thought that far ahead or anything.
"Brittany. Baby, wake up. I'm headed out now and i'll be back as soon as i've had a little chat with Hudson"
"Uh 5 more minutes mommy, Santana wore me out last night." Brittany mumbled into her pillow earning a chuckle from the latina.
She leaned in and kissed her head before leaving a packet of dots on her pillow and exiting the room.
Ok, how am I going to play this? She thought to herself. Do I slap him? ... No, i already did that. I'm just going to have to use my words to break through the blubber and hopefully he'll see things my way. She arrived at the Hudson/Hummel house, plastered her sweetest smile onto her face and knocked three times. It didn't take long for lady hummel to answer the door, in a onesie no less.
"Santana? What are you doing here? Is everything alright?" He asked genuinely because she would be the last people he thought that would come to his house.
"Good morning Kurt, everything is just sunshine and roses, thanks for asking. I'm here to see the wha- Finn. If thats ok." Nice save she thought, if she went in guns blazing then kurt would try and eavesdrop on the conversation, so she decided to use her manners, that was until she got Finn alone.
"Well hes up in his room sulking, things didnt go well with Rachel and whe nhe got back he just locked himself away refusing to give me any gossip. Just yelling about how Quinn was a bitch." Santana had to clench her fists and would remember what Finn called her bestie later on. "I don't suppose you could fill me in on what happened between those two star crossed lovers?"
Enough she thought!
"Ok, number one Quinn might be a bitch a times but i better not catch you or slanty smile calling her that again. Number two you'll get your gossip if and when rachel sees fit to keep you in the loop about her life. But most importantly and i hope this gets through that hairspray filled head of yours. Finn and Rachel are NOT star crossed lovers. Rachel IS a star and Finn is just a Lima loser who would have ridden on her tiny coat tails all the way to the tony awards. Now, if you'd be so kind as to invite my in, i'm freezing my ass off here and I wants to get this over with." Kurt stood with his mouth wide open while Santana reigned herself in before smiling and saying.
"Por favor"
Kurt nodded and stood aside allowing that crazy latina to walk straight past him and up the stairs to Finn's room. As much as he wanted to know what in the hell was going on, he didn't want to risk getting caught, so he left well enough alone and sent up a quick prayer that she wasn't about to murder his step brother on the new silk sheets he just had shipped in from california!
She stood outside his door and could hear music so at least he was awake. Should I knock? Screw that she thought ... so she threw open the door, put her hands on her hips and locked eyes with the giant oaf who just lay on the bed throwing a baseball up in the air. Loser she thought. When he saw her standing in his room he immediately sat and opened his mouth to speak
"Oh no, you will speak when I finish saying what i have to say. Now its a good thing that your sitting down because i'm going to tell you a little story about a little jewish girl who thought her soulmate WAS YOU! Nod your head if you understand?"
He nodded slowly while Santana made her way further into the room leaning against his dresser.
"Good boy, now they were about to marry when the heroine of our story almost died trying to get to the wedding and by the grace of god the wedding never was. The happy couple graduated and the guy made the best decision of his life and let the little jewish girl go and become the superstar she was destined to be. Leaving him to find his true love and allow her to do the same. Now, does that sound like a good ending to the story?"
That idiot actually had to think about his answer, he looked at her sheepishly.
"Uhm ... Am I allowed to speak now?" With a roll of her eyes she nodded her head.
"I know your here to rip me a new one, but come on Santana, how would you feel if you found out Brittany and, i don't know Sam were together"
"Have you ever heard the expression don't poke an angry bear! Because even worse than that is to piss of an enfuriated lesbian!
Are you trying to make me hurt right now!"
She took a step forward and he winced, so she stopped in her tracks.
"What? No, I just mean Rachel was mine and then that Bi-"
She took another step forward, cracking her knuckles making him re think this choice of words.
"Quinn, then she just comes out of nowhere and steals her from me, I mean I know we we broken up, but i thought she would have waited for me, like I waited for her."
"You didn't wait for her you moron, you were on an army base full of guys. I mean that is the sort of wet dream kurt probably enjoys on a nightly basis, but we all know you don't swing that way you giant homophob! Oh sorry I forgot ... former homophob!"
"Why the hell do you even care!" He yelled back at her as he finally got off of his bed and stood across the room for her.
"Oh we're passed the pleasantries now. Fantastic. Well never gonna be a sergant major, I came here this morning to make sure that you don't go running your mouth TO ANYBODY about the happy couple you so rudely interupted on their first holiday together." She puffed her chest out slightly to show that she meant business.
A cockey grin appeared on his face "And why would I do anything for them!"
His cockey grin was matched by her own "Oh i hoped you'd say that. Why don't we play a little game, you say the names of the girls that you've been romantically involved with and i'll tell you about their status now."
His grin was replaced by confusion. "Huh?"
"Ok let me break it down for you ... You dated Quinn fabray correct?"
He nodded.
"She's gay now! You went on a date with myself and Britt Britt, correct?" She shuddered at the memory, thank god they didnt make out because there isnt enough mouth wash in the world!
Again he nodded.
"We're both gay now! And last but not least you dated and were engaged to Rachel Berry correct?"
He nodded and lowered his head into his hands.
"Well she's a tiny little lesbian now too! Your four for four, thats impressive, not to mention the fact that you live with the biggest fricken gay out of us all. You Finn Hudson are like a gay whisperer, one look at you and the ladies are tearing down their channing tatum posters and swapping him for the uber sexy shay mitchell. Now do i have to give anymore reasons to keep my ladies relationship a secret until their ready to come out themselves? Because I know from personal experience that you wouldn't hesiate to out those poor little lesbians given half a chance. So just think about this, i have spies all over Lima and if i so much as hear you showing an interest in a girl. I'll have them informed of your track record ... and i won't be nice about it either."
"Your a real bitch you know that." He was right but he lost al of the venom in his voice, because he knew Santana could and would destroy any chance of him getting laid or getting a girlfriend.
She just beamed as she knew she won. "Oh I know that, but do we have a deal? your silence for your future sex life? This includes Kurt by the way, Rachel wants to tell him. This is a one time offer and will expire the second I leave this room, sooooo?
She extended her hand for him to shake, which with a sigh he took.
"Fine. Deal, now get the hell out of my house before I change my mind." SHhe winked at him before turning on her heel.
"Wise choice, Hudson. I'd like to say it was a pleasure doing business with you, but that'd be a lie, so i'm gonna let you get back to throwing your little ball. Adios!"
Without another word she closed his door and decended down the stairs, smug with victory, she saw Kurt out of the corner of her eye but didnt stop, she carried on to the door before yelling back at Kurt.
"hey hummel, get your skype ready, Miss Rachel Berry will be wanting to have words with you later on, good luck with that!" Once again his jaw dropped she slammed the door behind her. As she made her way back to her lady, she took out her cell phone and dialled Rachels number.
After only afew rings she picked up the phone.
"Mission accomplished my favourite little jewish lesbian! Finn will not be uttering a word about his discovery yesterday, I make the argument that if little Finn wanted to get any sort of action then big Finn best not run his mouth about how his last four love interests turned to the gay side ... and liked it!"
Santana could feel rachel beaming through the phone "Oh thank god for snixx! I almost feel sorry for him ... almost. Had he told Kurt?"
"Nah when he got home he sulked like a little bitch baby and hadnt came out of his room. Kurt is oblivious, so on my way out, I told him to expect a skype call from you later today. So my work here is done, say Hi to Quinn for me, even though she's probably lying across your chest making circles around your hard nipp-"
"SANTANA. Hi, Rachel and I will be forever in your debt but we have to go now sooooo, gracias and adios!" Santana knew as soon as she started talking about sex, Quinn would interupt and say hi, so predicatble. Although she wasn't best pleased that Quinn hung up on her, that was her trick. Nevermind she thought ... On the upside, she hadn't been out of the house for more than an hour so her lady was probably still drooling all over her pillow. She felt she earned a day in bed and knew she'd get no objections from miss Pierce.
Her part was complete, now the rest was up to rachel and if she had learnt anything from Santana these past few months then kurt was going to get such a shock when they spoke later in the day.
A/N Phewph that took some writing, I hope you all enjoyed it, because it was fun to write and the next chapter will be the rachel/Kurt confrontation. I hope to get some reviews because they make me smile and i love hearing what y'all think. Thanks : )