A/N: So here's the prologue for my last idea (So far). I hope you guys will like it! Oh and by the way, I based this on a Korean Drama called "You're Beautiful". But I only wanted to use like, one scene from the drama in here and the rest is just made up :D The plot will kind of follow it though. If you guys haven't watched this drama you totally should. It's AWESOME. Also, the kind-of-poem mentioned below is from Nigahiga which is a youtube star. My plot will follow this poem :D And it's totally true, Korean Drama plots are ALL like this xD He's very funny so you guys could check him out if you want :)

Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece, You're Beautiful, or Nigahiga's poem.

Warnings: Humor, Zoro/Sanji, Sanji/other people, Drama, Language

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Rules all Korean Dramas follow:

First they're in love,

and then they're sad,

love comes back,

and then they're mad,

and then somebody dies.

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Sanji awkwardly picked at the frills on his dress as he sat in the waiting room of a rather large building with a whole group of nervous women. Usually, in the presence of so many beautiful women, he would go all Prince Charming on them; but right now, all he wanted was to get out of this without getting caught. He adjusted his blonde curled wig and sighed, the things he would do to see his favorite idol surprised even himself. He had even made up a fake name, Sarah, for this occasion. One may be curious as to why he is dressed like that, well, it all started when he saw that announcement…

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Sanji sat on his sofa and sipped his coffee as he watched T.V.; nothing interesting was on and he was beyond bored. He sighed as he dazed off listlessly until he heard the broadcaster say a familiar name and perked up.

"The all-girls pop group, The Pirates, who have recently risen in popularity announce that they are auditioning for a fourth member. Auditions are at the central building, Straw Hat Entertainment Business, and all are welcome to try out." said the announcer with that perfected monotone of theirs.

Sanji sighed again as he let himself daze off. His all-time favorite singer was in that group and sometimes he even wished he was a girl so that he could join their group just to get near her. Laura was her name, and what a beautiful name it was! Though he had never seen her in person, he worshipped her like a goddess. It was only fitting that she was the leader of the group.

But alas, I shall never get the opportunity to see her. After all, their rise in popularity has only made it that much harder to catch even a glimpse of them… Sanji silently sipped his coffee and almost spit it out when he heard what the announcer say next.

"Laura and the rest of The Pirates will be there personally to choose the lucky person who will join them. That is all for today's broadcast and now we go to the weather report…"

Sanji tuned out the rest as he sat there silently thinking about the idea that had popped into his head. He had no plans to join the pirates, after all, he is a guy, but if he could just see Laura and the rest in person at least once then his life would be complete.

Is it worth it? To see Laura…is it worth it…? Sanji contemplated this idea for a few more moments before deciding that it was most definitely worth it. He took out his phone and proceeded to call the one person he knew who was an expert at cross-dressing: Bon Clay.

"Hello? Bon? Errr….yes, yes, I know I never call you, now stop those abnormal squeals of joy. Anyways, about that favor you owe me…"

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Thus, here he was, after the audition, waiting to see who passed. Though he had no interest in the results, he wanted to see Laura one more time before he left.

He sat up straighter when the door opened, revealing Laura in all her wonderful glory.

Oh, my wonderful queen! He silently worshipped Laura since he didn't want to scare off everyone.

Laura cleared her throat before grinning a wide grin and saying "So, it has been decided who our new friend will be!"

Every women in the room leaned closer, waiting and hoping that they would get chosen.

"We have decided that…Sarah will be joining us!" exclaimed Laura, grinning and walking up to Sanji before pulling him into a tight hug.

Sanji immediately melted into a blubbering puddle in her arms but on the inside all he could think was: How the fuck did I get into this mess?

TBC

A/N: Yay, I finished one chapter! :) Well, please review and I'll make more :D I just made two chapters within an hour to compensate for not writing in a while :3 I'm sorry, but I was busy for a while but I'm back! So more stories for you readers! xD