Anyways, this is a continuation of chapter 13.
H: Thanks for the Hunger Games suggestion. I'll definitely look in to it. And thanks, I liked that line too. It just happened the day before I wrote that I was reading the Vampire Diaries...
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"...it's time for...The Dragon-" The Cullens cheered obnoxiously loud. I shrugged, and clapped lightly, not wanting to feel left out. Alec cleared his throat and continued. "fly!"
Immediately the Cullens stopped cheering. After a moment or two I realized I was the only one clapping (or making any noise really) and that I should probably stop. I gradually slowed down my clapping as everyone stared at me. Then, I knew what I had to do.
"So..." I looked around and paused for a moment. "how about them Meds?" Silence. Damn, it didn't work. Naturally, I tried again.
"And what's up with airplane food these days?" Out of the corner of my eye I saw Edward shaking his head. Jane glared at me.
"YOU DUCK!" Jane shouted, tearing off her blonde wig, showing her naturally blonde hair. Alec looked between us for a few seconds, then apparently decided it wasn't working.
"Right...anyways, yeah. So...HERE'S THE AMAZING BUTTERFLY OF HAPPINESS AND JOY AND LOVE AND...wow, I hate those emotions. Alright, Felix," he turned to the boy in the tutu and neon green tights, "Kill the dragonfly." As Felix walked back towards the forest, Aro appeared.
"..seriously?" Emmett asked glancing over his costume. A bright pink halter dress with shinely sparkles all over. He was wearing three inch heels and a red wig to complete the look.
"Felix, if you kill that dragonfly, so help me, I will stop giving you your ego waffles and laugh as you starve." Felix stopped dead and looked at him in horror.
"Not the egos...please, not the egos, have mercy!" He fell to his knees in horror. What the hell? Vampires don't really need ego waffles. The author writing this story must be on drugs or something, I mean, really ego waffles? Why couldn't they come up with something more creative like...I don't know, twinkies or something?
Aro shook his head. "I"m sorry my beautiful slave, but the dragon fly is too important." Alec started marching towards Aro, Aro turned away from Alec and started running, at human pace, in a moronic fashion, swinging his arms over and over again.
"You can't catch me!" He called over his shoulder to Alec. Alec shrieked in frustration. He turned and sat down, pointedly ignoring Aro's attempts to talk to him.
"You're stupid." He said, still childishly ignoring him. He turned even further away from Aro when he tried to approach the stubborn child.
"Really, Alec...stop being so-"
"NO!" Alec screamed turning slightly. "don't even say it." Aro furrowed his brows.
"I was just-"
"Stop! In the name of love! Before you break my heart!"
And there you go.