Daine: Thank you all for such an enthusiastic welcome back! School really
sucked this year, and when I wasn't working, I was slacking off. I don't
think next year's gonna be any better (worse, more likely) so, just a heads
up.
Heero: I want my gun!
Daine: You can't have it. Here (hands him a Dragon Knights comic) read this.
Heero: They're all guys . . . hot guys . . .
Daine: I thought you were straight.
Heero: No. I'm ambiguously straight in the series. However, Prince Champagne made me bi, as a concession to all of the fangirls out there.
Daine: @.@ o-kay. I'm gonna have to kick up the rating just because of the author's notes aren't I?
Heero: (too busy reading comic)
Daine: Tsubasa, do I get like that?
Tsubasa: Yes, only you drool and squeal like the little fangirl you are. Plus you make annoying comments, or yell at the characters.
Daine: Oh well. Everybody, I encourage you to check out anime/manga! I know a lot of you do already, but for those who don't . . . you'll like it. Trust me. Especially if you like angst, love triangles, and humor. Lotsa that good stuff. Now that my non-paid advertisement is done (hides wad of money behind back) on with the ficcy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To: Visser_One@sharing.com
From: W_C_D@fushigi.edu; Earth_Girl04@chee.net; Don't_Call_Me_Prince01@chee.net; Bird_Boy03@chee.net; Mighty_Shopper02@chee.net; Hottie_Gorilla05@chee.net; Cinnamon_Buns@chee.net; Erek_4_Now@chee.net
Cc: RBD@fushigi.edu
Attachments: cheese.exe
Visser One, head of the earth invasion, had a massive headache. The incompetent Visser Three had complained of a blackout and was requesting extra security. She stretched, ignoring, as always, the curses from her host. Human bodies, while useful, had some rather annoying limitations. Stress headaches, for example, and stiff muscles. She got up and paced, fuming. The idiot Visser was gaining support for his plans. Just like she DIDN'T want. She sat back down at her terminal, surprised at a mail waiting for her. The addresses were unfamiliar. And the attachment looked suspicious. She eliminated the attachment, and then opened the mail. There were messages, all there, children and others. A slow smile spread across her striking human features as she realized what she was seeing. The Andalite bandits were human! But the others- she read. Smiling, she put her plan into action.
Welcome to the next edition of getting to know your friends.... this one IS different.... What you're supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you'll send. Change all of the answers so they apply to you.
Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know**INCLUDING* the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you'll learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. It's fun and easy. You might be surprised with some of the things you learn about people you think you know....
1. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
Eva.
2. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
Anywhere, as long as you and your father were there, Marco.
3. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
A skirt and blouse, they're very comfortable.
4. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Oh, that's a hard one. Hair, I suppose.
5. WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?
I can't remember, I think it was something classical, though.
6. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
At home, with my little Marco.
7. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
Yeerk pool.
8. FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS, WOULD YOU MAKE OUT IN A BUG FIGHTER?
I wouldn't stay in one of those for that long.
9. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
Both are very important.
10. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?
I wake up around eight.
11. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY?
Freedom.
12. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
Subjugation.
13. REGULAR OR EXTRA-CRISPY?
Regular.
14. FAVORITE COLOR?
Pink.
15. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?
SUV it has more cargo room.
16. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
Yes.
17. IF YOU WROTE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?
'Laugh, Don't Cry'
18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Spring.
19. WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?
Cleaning the toilets.
20. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
All seeing. Then I'd know if you were hurt or in trouble.
21. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
I don't.
22. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
Kind of.
23. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
You, Marco, and your father. I'm so sorry I left.
24. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?
Weekends.
24. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
I don't have one at the moment. But I used to have some old boating stuff in my old car.
25. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
Hamburger.
26. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU E-MAIL THIS TO, WHO'S MOST
LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Everybody who I'm going to mail this too has responded.
27. WHO'S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
See above.
The worst is yet to come. Marco, honey, stay strong. Keep laughing.
She finished, pleased with her work. The boy would be lured. She knew it. He was weak; he wanted to go see her. They couldn't resist. Not for long. She stretched, and went to bed. Human bodies required so much rest. But this human body could topple the Animorphs. She smiled again, and fell asleep. The next morning, she remembered nothing, felt nothing. Nothing but rage.
*~* Marco's POV *~*
It was her- it was really her. She was there. She answered it. Elation swept me away for a while, giving way to sleep.
*~* Erek's POV *~*
The mail had a virus. 'Cheese.exe' was spy-ware, pure and simple. Who put this on? Could it be that new address? And who was it that wrote 'the worse is yet to come'? The same one who wrote and attached the virus, most likely. Which meant that he or she also know about the Animorphs. I picked up the phone, and called Jake. He answered on the second ring. "Jake?" I said, "We've got problems".
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Daine: Ohh, a cliffhanger! I love these!
Tsubasa: O-kay. This is . . . an interesting chapter.
Daine: Even my muse thinks its awful . . .
Heero: Where's the next one of these? (holds up Dragon Knights comic)
Daine: Last one. Well, the next one should be out in a month or so.
Heero: (twitch)
Heero: I want my gun!
Daine: You can't have it. Here (hands him a Dragon Knights comic) read this.
Heero: They're all guys . . . hot guys . . .
Daine: I thought you were straight.
Heero: No. I'm ambiguously straight in the series. However, Prince Champagne made me bi, as a concession to all of the fangirls out there.
Daine: @.@ o-kay. I'm gonna have to kick up the rating just because of the author's notes aren't I?
Heero: (too busy reading comic)
Daine: Tsubasa, do I get like that?
Tsubasa: Yes, only you drool and squeal like the little fangirl you are. Plus you make annoying comments, or yell at the characters.
Daine: Oh well. Everybody, I encourage you to check out anime/manga! I know a lot of you do already, but for those who don't . . . you'll like it. Trust me. Especially if you like angst, love triangles, and humor. Lotsa that good stuff. Now that my non-paid advertisement is done (hides wad of money behind back) on with the ficcy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To: Visser_One@sharing.com
From: W_C_D@fushigi.edu; Earth_Girl04@chee.net; Don't_Call_Me_Prince01@chee.net; Bird_Boy03@chee.net; Mighty_Shopper02@chee.net; Hottie_Gorilla05@chee.net; Cinnamon_Buns@chee.net; Erek_4_Now@chee.net
Cc: RBD@fushigi.edu
Attachments: cheese.exe
Visser One, head of the earth invasion, had a massive headache. The incompetent Visser Three had complained of a blackout and was requesting extra security. She stretched, ignoring, as always, the curses from her host. Human bodies, while useful, had some rather annoying limitations. Stress headaches, for example, and stiff muscles. She got up and paced, fuming. The idiot Visser was gaining support for his plans. Just like she DIDN'T want. She sat back down at her terminal, surprised at a mail waiting for her. The addresses were unfamiliar. And the attachment looked suspicious. She eliminated the attachment, and then opened the mail. There were messages, all there, children and others. A slow smile spread across her striking human features as she realized what she was seeing. The Andalite bandits were human! But the others- she read. Smiling, she put her plan into action.
Welcome to the next edition of getting to know your friends.... this one IS different.... What you're supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you'll send. Change all of the answers so they apply to you.
Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know**INCLUDING* the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you'll learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. It's fun and easy. You might be surprised with some of the things you learn about people you think you know....
1. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
Eva.
2. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
Anywhere, as long as you and your father were there, Marco.
3. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
A skirt and blouse, they're very comfortable.
4. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Oh, that's a hard one. Hair, I suppose.
5. WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?
I can't remember, I think it was something classical, though.
6. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
At home, with my little Marco.
7. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
Yeerk pool.
8. FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS, WOULD YOU MAKE OUT IN A BUG FIGHTER?
I wouldn't stay in one of those for that long.
9. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
Both are very important.
10. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?
I wake up around eight.
11. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY?
Freedom.
12. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
Subjugation.
13. REGULAR OR EXTRA-CRISPY?
Regular.
14. FAVORITE COLOR?
Pink.
15. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?
SUV it has more cargo room.
16. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
Yes.
17. IF YOU WROTE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?
'Laugh, Don't Cry'
18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Spring.
19. WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?
Cleaning the toilets.
20. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
All seeing. Then I'd know if you were hurt or in trouble.
21. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
I don't.
22. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
Kind of.
23. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
You, Marco, and your father. I'm so sorry I left.
24. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?
Weekends.
24. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
I don't have one at the moment. But I used to have some old boating stuff in my old car.
25. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
Hamburger.
26. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU E-MAIL THIS TO, WHO'S MOST
LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Everybody who I'm going to mail this too has responded.
27. WHO'S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
See above.
The worst is yet to come. Marco, honey, stay strong. Keep laughing.
She finished, pleased with her work. The boy would be lured. She knew it. He was weak; he wanted to go see her. They couldn't resist. Not for long. She stretched, and went to bed. Human bodies required so much rest. But this human body could topple the Animorphs. She smiled again, and fell asleep. The next morning, she remembered nothing, felt nothing. Nothing but rage.
*~* Marco's POV *~*
It was her- it was really her. She was there. She answered it. Elation swept me away for a while, giving way to sleep.
*~* Erek's POV *~*
The mail had a virus. 'Cheese.exe' was spy-ware, pure and simple. Who put this on? Could it be that new address? And who was it that wrote 'the worse is yet to come'? The same one who wrote and attached the virus, most likely. Which meant that he or she also know about the Animorphs. I picked up the phone, and called Jake. He answered on the second ring. "Jake?" I said, "We've got problems".
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Daine: Ohh, a cliffhanger! I love these!
Tsubasa: O-kay. This is . . . an interesting chapter.
Daine: Even my muse thinks its awful . . .
Heero: Where's the next one of these? (holds up Dragon Knights comic)
Daine: Last one. Well, the next one should be out in a month or so.
Heero: (twitch)