Failed attempt of humor.

I got this idea it wouldn't leave me, dam plot bunnies.

So here you go.

I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn or it's Character.

"Yo, Chrome," Ryohei yelled out to the purple haired girl. They were both currently in P.E.; their class was mixed with different grade levels.

"Y-yes Ryohei-san," Chrome turned and faced the boxer, who was smiling brightly like the sun, and looked at him with her one purple eye.

"Can you do me an EXTREME favor?" He asked with enthusiasm.

"Uh...S-sure...What is it?" the purple haired girl felt happy as she was asked to do a favor.

"Can you go to the P.E. Storage Room and grab some exercise mats, I will be EXTREMLY grateful." He gave her a toothy smile.

She smiled back slightly. "H-Hai, I'll be right back." She turned and ran to the storage room.

"Thanks to the EXTREME!" He yelled his thanks.

!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! Mukuro's Massage ~! ~!~!~~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!

Ryohei was getting EXTREMLY worried, Chrome hasn't come back, and 15 minutes have passed by.

"Yo, teach," he called for the teacher. "I'm going to check up on Chrome."

"Fine," The P.E. teacher waved him off. "But be back before the bell rings!"

"I will!" He shouted back.

'Now I wonder what is taking Chrome so long.' He asked himself.

He drew closer to the storage room and noticed that it was closed. He checked the high window but saw nothing, he then heard a voice coming from the inside.

"Mukuro-sama….I have to go back…" Was that Chrome? The boxer pressed his ear on the building so he could hear more clearly.

"Kufufu, my dear Chrome don't be like that, let's make it a quickie." Mukuro's voice was in a teasing tone.

"B-But…"

'Mukuro isn't he in a jail somewhere?' Ryohei was getting extremely confused.

"Come on Chrome," He heard some movement and a slight whimper coming from Chrome. "AH~ your hands feel so good on my worn out body" He heard a moan escape from the man's mouth.

'Wait! What EXTREME stuff is going on in there!' He shouted in his mind, while his mind was producing rated R scenes.

"Herbivore, what are you doing here, you are suppose to be in class." Hibari came out of nowhere with his weapons in his lethal hands.

"SSSHHHH!" The boxer whispered at the perfect, which got the cloud annoyed. How dare he try to silence on of the Namimori perfects!

"I will Bite-."

"Eh Mukuro-sama did you hear that!" Chrome said in a panic voice.

"I didn't hear anything, Kufufu must be your imagination, now where were we?"

'That the dam illusionist voice and his vessel' Hibari clutched onto his tonfas, as memories of the pineapple illusionist defeated him once, by cheating, came into his mind.

"What is that filthy herbivore doing in my school grounds?" Kyoya felt anger rise within him.

"The most EXTREME question is what is he doing with Chrome?" Ryohei asked.

"Ah~," They both heard a slight scream. "M-Mukuro-sama don't move or I'll fall off…."

"Then hold on tightly….oh yes Chrome...right there…keep moving those wonderful hands…."

"Does it really feel good?" Chrome questioned.

"What the hell are those herbivore doing!" Hibari was heading to the door and was preparing to knock it down. But then the sun guardian went to him and stopped them.

"Stop Hibari, we might walk into them EXTREMLY doing it!" The sun had a slight pink shade in his check.

"It's the more reason to stop them you idiot!"

"AH Chrome, you're so much better than M.M.," Mukuro let out a groan. "It always feels so good when you're on top…"

'She's on top? On top of what!'

"Mmmm…I….Mukuro-sama…y-you're tensing up…"

"That's because I'm almost there….don't stop…"

Hibari had enough, he hit the door with all his might and it flew open.

Both the sun and cloud witness as Chrome was on top of Mukuro, but Mukuro was facing downwards.

"What is happening to the EXTREME!"

"Oh Ryohei-san…I'm sorry…it's just that…" Chrome yelped as Mukuro got up gently, he was facing both of them with his face on his palms.

"Kufufu so much for my relaxing massage," Mukuro laughed lightly. "Ah my dear Chrome let's finish this at home." He gave her a wink and began to dissolve away.

"I won't let you escape before I bite you to death!" Hibari ran towards him but met only mist.

"Kufufu maybe next time Kyoya-kun, in the mean while why don't you lie down and have a massage, my dear Chrome has such heavenly hands." Mukuro smirked, and then left.

Chrome was left on the mat. She got up and picked up the mat.

"Here Ryohei-san, I'm sorry I got distracted." She apologized.

"That EXTREMLY okay," He smiled. "So can I get a massage?"

"Tch, you herbivores better go back to class."

"Ha I'm EXTREMLY sorry, Hibari do you want a massage first?"

"Get back to class!" Hibari yelled at them.

"H-Hai, Hibari-san." Chrome bowed.

"You pineapple haired girl," Chrome looked at him. "You will help me in my office as punishment for bringing that stupid master of yours and making us think that you and he were doing indecent stuff in there." He then walked away not waiting for a reply.

"Indecent stuff? What does he mean?" She asked the sun.

"As a gently men I can't EXTREMLY speak of those things to you." He grinned. "Now let's get back to class!"

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