Hey guys. Sorry this is a little later than I had anticipated, but I had a little bit of writer's block. I'm also not completely happy with this chapter, but it's what I'm going with.

A couple of things in this chapter will only make sense if you have read my other story Phineas Finds Out. If you haven't read that, do so before reading the rest of this chapter. Feel free to criticize or praise it. I appreciate all comments.

Phineas and Ferb belong to an American company known as Disney. Doctor Who belongs to a British company known as the British Broadcasting Corporation. The story belongs to a Fanfiction writer known as D. T. Guthary.

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Chapter 7: Inside the TARDIS

Isabella eventually came to when she heard the TARDIS' engines pulsing. She sat up and saw Phineas and the Doctor at the central console arguing with each other about something. She pinched herself several times hoping that it was just a dream, but she found that it wasn't.

She then took a look around the TARDIS and slowly took in everything: the central column, the high ceiling, the staircases, the Dalek in the corner, the doors….

Isabella did a double take. Had she really seen a Dalek?

She found herself standing face-to-eyestalk with the Dalek she had seen. She started to back away in fear when she heard an all too familiar Australian accent.

"Isabella, can you please get me out of this thing?" asked Perry from inside the casing.

She did so immediately. "So, is Doof doing a Doctor Who themed scheme today?"

"Yes, yes he is," replied the monotreme as Isabella pulled the top off. "Say, isn't this the TARDIS?"

"Yes, this is the TARDIS, that is the Doctor, and Phineas is a Time Lord," explained Isabella pulling the platypus out of the casing.

"Wow. Really?" asked Perry. "That would explain how I ended up in here. You must have materialized around me."

Isabella turned around to see Phineas and the Doctor still bickering, something about ending up four miles away from where they started instead of four light years.

"I'm telling you I told the TARDIS to take us to Proxima Centauri," exclaimed the Doctor.

"And I'm telling you that we're still in Danville," replied Phineas.

Isabella had an idea. She whispered something to Perry and crawled inside the Dalek casing. While Perry pushed her forward, Isabella shouted in the most Dalek-ey voice possible "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

Phineas and the Doctor turned around at the sound of that voice, saw the Dalek, and ran for the door, tripping over each other in the process.

Isabella laughed and climbed out of the casing. "I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book."

"Isabella, you nearly gave me a double heart attack!" shouted Phineas.

"Serves you right for pulling this surprise on me," retaliated Isabella. Perry then stepped into view.

"Oh, there you are Perry," said Phineas. Then it hit him. "We must have materialized at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated."

"Exactly," said Perry. "And Doof is going to make robot replicas of Daleks, probably called Dalek-inators, to take over the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA! Oh, man. I did it again."

"Well, I guess we'll just have to stop him," said the Doctor, getting to his feet.

"Wait a minute," said Isabella. "You speak Platypus?"

"Of course I speak Platypus. I speak every language: Judoon, Horse, Ood, Baby, Raxacoricofallapatorian, Platypus, you name it," the Doctor said proudly. "How is it that you understand him?"

Isabella pulled her hair back revealing her earpiece animal translator. "This is how. I've had it ever since we learned that Perry is a secret agent for the Organization Without a Cool Acronym." Seeing the Doctor's puzzled expression, she added "Don't ask about the name."

The Doctor was dumbfounded. "Well, I guess I chose the wrong family to put you in," he said to Phineas.

"That's not important now," said Phineas. "Right now, we need to worry about these Dalek-inators." He then walked out of the TARDIS doors, right into Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

Yeah. I know. That was all over the place, but I had to write something. Sort of like episode 7 of The Daleks' Master Plan.

On an unrelated note, why am I getting so few reviews? I know that there aren't only two people reading this story. I would like to see more reviews. I do accept anonymous reviews.

Trivia time! Which Doctor had the most amount of time span between his first and last appearances on television? There is only one correct answer and three obvious wrong answers. First to get the correct answer (one chance per person) may get a free spoiler.

Until next time, D. T. Guthary is out. Peace!