Author's notes: Due to the many reviews I got for this fic, I decided to write the next chapter. ^_^  I bet that makes you soooo happy, huh? I worked for over four hours on this chapter and it's over eight pages long, so I really hope you do like it.

The Phone Game Show

      Biowolf and a bunch of characters from Zoids Zero and Chaotic Century/Guardian Force are in a large room. Biowolf sits in a chair facing two groups of characters, the groups divided into what series the characters belong to. Beside Biowolf are a large cannon with pictures of phones on it and a table with index cards on it. Jamie the Madman is chained to a pole, gagged, and ten feet away from anything. His lethal Axe of Doom is locked in a box near Biowolf. His Zoid, the new-and-improved Axe Raynos, is in a hangar elsewhere. The Zoids characters and chained to their chairs, since most of them were unwilling to come. For Van's safety, he is seated as far away as possible from Raven.

Biowolf: "We're going to do things a little differently this time. Instead of the usual thing, we're going to have a game show! That includes phones! Here's how it works; I'll ask the characters questions and they have to answer. If they refuse to answer a question, they will have all different sorts of phones blasted at them from my Phone Cannon, which is sitting right next to me, until they answer. If they really bug me, I'll have Jamie do something evil and cruel to them. And at the end, I'll give out a special prize, a golden magical cell phone, to whoever behaves themselves the best! One more thing, no one's allowed to speak unless I ask them a question, though I may allow exceptions, or I'll either chuck a phone at him or her or I'll have Jamie do something to him or her. That way this whole thing will be slightly organized. Got it?"

      All the characters in the Zoids Zero group; Bit, Leena, Brad, Harry, the Doc, Leon, Dr. Layon, Vega, Jack, Naomi, Polta, and Stoller; nod their heads silently, since none of them have ever met Biowolf in person before and they fear and respect her and the destructive power of Jamie. Most of the characters in the other group; Van, Fiona, Irvine, Moonbay, Zeke, Hermann, O'Connell, Rosso, and Viola; nod too. Raven and Karl give each other exasperated looks, since they've actually met Biowolf before. Shadow sits behind Raven staring at Van's nose, not paying attention to anything but it. Riece and Specular sit in the back of their group watching for any sign of pain, seemingly not noticing anything else. Hiltz watches Biowolf warily, for an obvious reason. Ambient sits behind his master and stares at Van's nose too. Dr. D is looking suspiciously at Prozen, and Thomas waves happily to Biowolf with a big grin on his face. Prozen the Amazing Albino Man stares thoughtfully at Jamie the Madman, wondering how he can take control of the incredible power the insane kid possesses. Jamie just remains silent, with his eyes randomly glowing red for brief periods of time.

Biowolf (picks up a HUGE index card): "First off, we have a ton of questions from Jakob der Ludner. The first question is for Bit!"

Bit: "It's for me! Nifty!"

Biowolf: "Err…yeah. So Bit, are you and the Liger Zero going to be engaged anytime soon?"

Bit (grins): "Who says we aren't already married?"

Biowolf and everyone besides Bit and Jamie: "Ewww!!"

Bit (confused): "What?!"

Biowolf (sweatdrops): "I'll tell you when you're older."

Brad: "Chuck a phone at him, Biowolf."

Biowolf (grins evilly): "Okay! (reaches into a large box of phones near her, and then hurls a cell phone at Bit, which hits him in the head)"

Bit (in pain): "Ow!! Why'd ya' do that?!"

      Riece snaps to attention when she hears Bit scream and watches what's going on closely.

Biowolf: "Heh. Because I can. Anyway, the next question is for Leena! Did you know that the Doc never really bought your Gun Sniper? It's only on a four year lease!"

Leena (furious): "What!!??!! Dad!! Is that true??!!"

The Doc (shifts guiltily in his chair): "Well, uh…yeah. But I spent most of my money on my precious models!!"

Leena (even madder): "ARRRGH!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!"

      The Doc's eyes become very wide when he hears this and a look of pure terror appears on his face.

Harry: "I could always-"

Biowolf: "Harry, I'm not sure if this is a good time."

Harry (disappointed): "But… (looks at Jamie)…oh, okay."

Biowolf: "The next one is for… (looks at index card briefly)…the Doc. Do you have a Giga Gojulas model yet?"

The Doc (desperate): "What?! There's a model I don't have!? I MUST get it!!"

Leena (mad, of course): "NO WAY!! NOT UNTIL YOU FULLY PAY FOR MY GUN SNIPER!!!"

The Doc: "But…"

Leena: "NO!!!"

The Doc (unhappy): "…yes, master."

Leena (happy): "Good!"

Biowolf: "Okay. Jamie, would you trade your Raynos for Jakob's Axe Godos?"

Jamie: "Mmmph mmm mmph!"

Biowolf: "He says that no, he wouldn't trade it for your Axe Godos, but if it was an Axe Gojulas…maybe he would."

Jamie: "Mmmph!"

Biowolf: "Hey Brad! Ever put salt in your coffee? It tastes good…according to Jakob."

Brad: "I had salty coffee once when I went to Fiona's place for dinner."

Biowolf: "Did you like it?"

Brad: "I spent half an hour in the bathroom hurling up everything I ate and drank that day afterwards."

Biowolf: "Soo…you don't like it?"

Brad: "Gee. How'd you figure that out?"

Biowolf: "Haha, funny guy. (chucks a phone at Brad)"

Brad: "OW!"

Riece (drools): "Pain…I love it."

Polta: "You are one weird chick!"

Stoller: "I agree."

Biowolf (makes a mental note reminding herself to stay the heck away from Riece): "Okay! Now for the next question! Layon, which flavor of noodles do you like best?"

Layon (thinks for a moment) "Uhhh…I like papaya flavored noodles the best."

Biowolf: "Do they really have that flavor?"

Van: "Uh-huh. I eat it everyday for lunch!"

Biowolf: "Ooookaaaay. So Vega, how long is your you-know-what?"

Vega (eyes nearly pop out of head): "I DON'T THINK THAT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!"

Biowolf (smiles): "It's okay. You don't have to tell us. We'll just ask your girlfriend when you get one."

Vega: "HEY!!"

Biowolf: "Heh. So Harry, will you get off Leena's case? Also, Jakob will be your business partner. He can get you all access to Leena if you give him all of your Zoids."

Harry (shocked): "He…he can? Leena? Be close to Leena? (faints)"

Biowolf: "Uh….I guess that means yes. Van, Jakob wants to know if you're obsessed with anything."

Van (drools):  "Yeah…papayas."

Biowolf (mutters to herself): "I'm surrounded…(then louder) So Fiona, how come you like coffee so much? Jakob thinks you and Brad should hang out."

Fiona (smiles innocently): "I like to drink lots of coffee because I mix all my drugs…uh, I mean salt into it."

Brad: "No way I'm hanging out with her."

Biowolf: "I don't blame you. Anyway, Thomas, Jakob wants you to get over Fiona. He can get you a girlfriend if you do."

Thomas (very thoughtful): "Hmmm…well, maybe. If you can find me a girlfriend who doesn't live off drugs, then yeah! I can get over her!"

Biowolf: "But you have to give him your Dibison and Beek in return."

Thomas: "NO WAY!!!"

Biowolf: "Okay, okay. Suit yourself. Now a question for Karl!"

      Karl flinches.

Biowolf: "Jakob wants to know if he can have your Iron Kong and paint it pink?"

Karl (shrugs): "Fine with me. I like my Saber Tiger better any way."

Biowolf: "Yay! A positive answer! Now for the next question. Moonbay, have you ever considered piloting a Hovercargo?"

Moonbay: "Yeah, I have, but I like piloting an Ultrasaurus better."

Biowolf: "Jakob says he'll pay you a lot of money if you pilot a Hovercargo."

Moonbay: "Hovercargos are the best form of transportation out there."

Biowolf (grins): "Uh-huh. Irvine, does your eye patch have x-ray vision?"

Irvine: "……..maybe. What's it to you?"

Biowolf: "Heheh…pervert. And now one for Dr. D! Would you let Jakob join your team of researchers? He'll give you plans for weapons."

Dr. D: "Tell him that if he can get me 100 liters of Fiona's 'special coffee', then he's in."

Biowolf: "How many of you are on drugs?"

      Fiona, Dr. D, Jack, and the Doc raise their hands.

Biowolf (sweatdrops): "You four need help. Anyway, Raven, would you trade your Geno Breaker to Jakob for his King Gojulas, which you can use to squish Van?

Raven (flatly): "No."

Biowolf: "Don't you have anything else to say?"

Raven: "No."

Biowolf: "You sure?"

Raven: "Yes."

Biowolf: "Reeeaaally?"

Raven (glares at Biowolf): "Do you want me to tell everyone what you did to Hiltz?"

Biowolf (panics): "NO! Sorry to bother you Raven."

Karl (to Biowolf): "You sicken me."

      Hiltz remains suspiciously quiet and still throughout the entire conversation.

Biowolf (makes face at Karl): "Whatever. So Rosso, is your hair really weird or what?"

Rosso: "No… (sniffles and starts to cry while Viola comforts him)…yes."

Biowolf: "Okaaay. (looks down at index card and grins) Oooo…there's a question for Hiltz!!"

Hiltz (sighs): "What is it?"

Biowolf (still grinning): "Why do you like red so much?"

Hiltz: "It's my favorite color. Besides, blood is red."

Biowolf: "I like red too."

Karl: "I thought you told me your favorite color is green."

Biowolf (glares at Karl): "Shut up! (chucks a cell phone at Karl)"

Karl: "Ow!"

Naomi: "Heh!"

Biowolf: "Ermm…yeah. So Riece, have you found out that Raven is actually a sick little pervert who has fantasies about Shadow?"

Raven (pissed off): "WHAT!!?? I DO NOT!"

Riece: "I like suffering."

Biowolf: "We know you do."

Raven: "I AM NOT A PERVERT!!"

Biowolf: "Okay. Whatever you say, Raven."

      Raven glares furiously at everyone, as if daring them to challenge what he said.

Biowolf: "Now we have questions from Iron Kong 21! The first one is for Riece. Did you ever try to manipulate Raven into sleeping with you?"

Riece: "No, but I manipulated Prozen into sleeping with me."

Biowolf: "What!? Prozen, is this true?"

      Prozen says nothing but just stares at Jamie.

Biowolf: "Okay…whatever. Fiona, since you're pregnant, are you sure Van's the father?"

Fiona (smiles innocently): "No. It might be Van, but it could also be Dr. D or Prozen."

Biowolf: "Whoa, Prozen, you've been busy, haven't you?"

      Prozen again says nothing, but cocks an eyebrow at Biowolf.

Biowolf: "And it's just…sick…to think of Dr. D being with Fiona."

Irvine: "I agree."

Brad: "Me too."

Biowolf: "Are you straight, Van?"

Van: "I think so, but I'm not sure if doing papayas counts as gay?"

Thomas: "Sounds gay to me."

Karl: "I second that."

Raven: "HAHA! Van is gay!!"

Van: "…I am?"

Biowolf (sweatdrops): "You're an idiot, Van."

Raven: "I AGREE!"

      Naomi, Polta, Stoller, Hermann, Harry, and O'Connell nod their heads in agreement.

Karl (mutters to himself): "I'm surrounded."

Hiltz (overhears Karl, leans towards him, and whispers): "I know how you feel."

Biowolf: "Okay. Now we have questions from 'Kyoko, MM-chan, and Edward'. (looks down at index card). I'll answer the first one. You can't have Jamie the Madman because he's mine and I need him to control all the other characters. Now a question for Raven. Will you let MM-chan cling to your leg?"

Raven (smiles a very Dilandau-like smile): "Sure. That is, if you don't mind me killing you two seconds later.

Biowolf: "Okay. I suggest you don't attempt to attach yourself to Raven's leg, then. And now a question for me!! (looks down at index card) Sure! Ed can come keep Jamie company, but I'll have to chain him up and gag him like I always do with Jamie."

Karl: "You're a very cruel person."

Biowolf (grins): "Thank you!"

Thomas (sweatdrops): "I don't think my brother meant that as a compliment."

Biowolf: "Really? Oh, well, whatever. And now for 'MeMyself&Irene''s question! Will Jamie marry 'Me''s sister?"

Jamie: "Mmmm….mmmph mmm mmph!"

Biowolf: "Jamie says sure, but you have to give him all the axes he wants!"

Karl: "Do you realize that supporting Jamie's destructive power is BAD?"

Biowolf (grins innocently): "Noooo…well anyway, let's move on to the next person with questions, which happens to be Flames Fire. (looks down at index card) Van, can Flames Fire borrow Zeke so he (I'm assuming you're a boy. Forgive me if I'm wrong) can take him apart and study him?"

Van: "No!"

Raven: "I'll capture Zeke and give him to you."

Van: "No you won't Raven!"

Raven (grins evilly): "I don't see how you can stop me."

Van: "I can stop you!"

Raven (sarcastically): "Uh-huuh…"

Van: "Shut up!"

      Raven just grins happily in response, since he always enjoys making Van frustrated.

Biowolf: "Well, if you two are done now, let's go to the next question. Raven, did you know that when you pick on people and try to hurt them you're really just flirting?"

Raven: "IF YOU'RE SAYING THAT I'M…FLIRTING WITH VAN THEN YOU'VE ARE COMPLETELY WRONG! I WOULD NEVER EVEN DREAM OF DOING ANYTHING BUT HATING VAN AND IF YOU SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN THEN I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!!"

Biowolf: "Raven! That's enough! You've made you're point already!"

Raven: "Good!"

Biowolf (rolls eyes): "Hey Bit, did you ever get that phone out of your ass?"

Bit (starts crying): "No…I didn't."

Brad: You mean it's still up there?"

Bit (crying): "…yes."

      Brad grins cruelly thinking about how he could take advantage of Bit's situation.

Biowolf (looks at Brad): "I want to know every detail of what you're going to do to Bit."

Brad (smiles): "Sure thing!"

Bit (sniffles): "What are you talking about?"

Biowolf (grins innocently): "Nothing. (looks down at index card) Ermm…I really don't want to sic Jamie on Harry, since Harry's a good guy, really. Now for questions from AnythingAnime! Van, do you think of Raven in any 'other' way than an enemy?"

Van (looks at Raven, who gives him the middle finger, and drools): "Yeah…food…papaya…"

Raven (hisses): "Stay away from me freak."

Biowolf: "On behalf of all the Raven fans out there, I must do this. (aims Phone Cannon at Van and presses a button on it. Various phones shoot out of it and hit Van multiple times.)"

Van (in pain): "…ow…"

Raven: "AHAHAHAHAHAA!!"

Biowolf (grins happily): "I've always wanted to do that! Now we have another question for Van! Are you sure you're attracted to girls? Maybe you have a thing for Thomas?"

Van: "…ow…I like…papayas."

Biowolf and everyone else: "…"

Van: "What?!"

Biowolf: "Err…nothing. Hey, Irvine! Have you ever had a thing for any male characters?"

Irvine (looks at Jamie): "Well…there was this one night I spent with Prozen…"

Biowolf: "Damn it, Prozen! Why are you so freaking weird!?"

Prozen (deciding to actually speak for the first time): "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Biowolf (freaked out): "Man, it's like everyone's with Prozen. Now a question for Raven. Would you ever go out with anybody, if so who, and if not…can AnythingAnime hug you?"

Raven: Here's my answers; no, nobody, and no."

Biowolf (sweatdrops): "What's with you today Raven? You're so boring."

Raven: "I hate you. I hate you for dragging me here, I hate you for chaining me to this chair, and I hate you for forcing me to participate in this stupid thing. I know I did it once before, and that's how I learned that this whole thing is horrible, and the worst part is that I can't do anything about it because of him. (glares at Jamie)"

Karl: "I think it's actually not that bad…"

Raven: "Shut…up."

Biowolf: "I think we'd better leave him alone. He's cranky."

      Raven glares at everyone and everything.

Biowolf: "Okaay…Karl, uh…., if you and Thomas 'did it', would you mind being on the bottom?"

Karl (eyes nearly pop out of head): "!!!"

Thomas (eyes nearly pop out of head): "!!!"

Biowolf: "Uh….huh. I'll take that as a no. So…Bit, did you dream about Raven last night?"

Bit (grins): "Uh-huh!"

Raven: "I'm going to kill you…"

Bit: "Why?"

Biowolf: "I think we should move on, so that Raven doesn't get even more pissed off at everything. Leon, AnythingAnime will get you a body guard, a cat from the underworld, for only a night on the town with her."

Leon: "Hmmm…okay, but if she tries to get me in bed with her then I'll have to resort to attacking her with my Blade Liger."

Biowolf: "Okay! Harry, you're really gay, aren't you? You just use Leena as a cover-up, don't you?"

Harry (ticked that he was called gay): "No! I really do love Leena!!"

      At this point, Leena tries to make herself as unnoticeable as possible in an attempt to hide from Harry.

Biowolf: "Okay, okay! You're not gay. So…Thomas, have you ever spied on Karl when he was changing or taking a shower?"

Thomas: "Well…"

Karl: "What!? You looked at me while I was changing or taking a shower?!"

Thomas: "It was an accident! I saw you changing through a crack in the door!! It's not my fault!!"

Karl: "Well…I suppose if it was an accident…then I forgive you."

Thomas (grins): "Thanks, Karl."

Biowolf: "…that was unexpected. Now for questions from Mercenary Zia Darksaix! Jamie, she's willing to support you on your campaign of destruction!"

Jamie: "Mmph!"

Biowolf: "Jamie says thanks! And there's one for Harry! She'd go out on a date with you if Leena won't."

Harry: "Really? Wow. No one's ever wanted to go out with me before!"

Biowolf (looks down at index card for a moment): "Now questions from Schala85! And there's one for me! Why am I attracted to Hiltz? Err… (goes into fangirl drooling mode) I think it's his personality…and voice…and hair…and eyes…and intelligence…"

Hiltz (sweatdrops): "Could you…not talk about me like that right now…with all these other people here?"

Biowolf: "Okay, if you say so."

      Everyone except Biowolf sighs in relief.

Biowolf: "Anyway, Leena, why don't you just kill your stalker?"

Leena: "I can't. My stalker has strange powers that make him super lucky and unable to kill."

Harry: "Who's your stalker?"

Biowolf (sweatdrops): "…the invisible man."

Harry: "Really?"

Biowolf: "…yes. Karl, Schala85 says that you're the greatest! And she thanks you for saying that you'll go out with her. And could you give her one of those hats you wear?"

Karl (smiles): "Sure! Do you want me to autograph it?"

Biowolf: "I'm sure she would like you to. And how did you survive when you self-destructed that base? Schala85 thought you had died and she was so sad…"

Karl: "Don't worry, I was okay. I ducked under a table so that I wouldn't get hit by debris."

Biowolf: "Cool! And Jamie, what does the Wild Eagle think of your current mental condition?"

Jamie: "Mmph mmm!"

Biowolf: "He says that the Wild Eagle is very happy about it! And now for questions from Sick Little Fiend! Wow! The first one for Hermann! Why don't you have any fangirls, since you're sooo cute, but you'd be cuter if you'd stop gelling your hair?"

Hermann: "I do have fangirls, just not that many. And I need to gel my hair because if it gets in my eyes when I'm in a Zoid battle, then I could be killed."

O'Connell: "That's right! One of the most important things of being a soldier is to make sure that your hair won't get in your eyes in battle!"

Biowolf: "Riiiight…now for Aries of Attitude's questions. Karl, you're engaged to Shelly's character."

Karl: "I am?"

Biowolf: "Yep. And Thomas, would you go out with Aries?"

Thomas (smiles): "Sure!"

Biowolf: "Almost done! The last person with questions is Knight of Light! Raven, what would happen if Knight destroyed your Geno Breaker and Shadow and your anti-fangirl spray with his white Blade Liger? Would you try to kill him (I'm assuming you're a guy)?"

Raven (evilly): "…yes."

Biowolf (looks down at index card): "And now a question for me!! Of course I'd let you borrow Jamie to destroy your school! Schools are bad and therefore must be destroyed!"

Jamie: "Mmmph!"

Everyone else (sweatdrop): "…"

Biowolf: "So Doc, where'd you get your Zoid models?"

The Doc: "Off the internet."

Leena: "Uh-huh. And you'd better pay for my Gun Sniper. Or else!"

The Doc (panicked): "Eheheh…of course, dear."

Biowolf: "And another one for Leon. Can Knight become your body guard to help protect you from fangirls and can he join the Fluegel Team?"

Leon: "Well, since he does have a Blade Liger, then sure!!"

Biowolf: "Good! Now I have a question to ask Shadow and Ambient! Why have you two been staring at Van's nose for this whole time?"

Shadow: "Rraarr."

Ambient: "Rrrr."

Raven: "They said that Van has a booger up his nose and they've been watching it."

Biowolf: "That's soo...weird."

Van: "I have a booger? (picks nose)"

Everyone but Van: "Ewwwww!!"

Biowolf: "Okaaaaay, well, that's all of the questions, so now it's time to give out the special award, which is a golden magical cell phone!"

Brad: "What does it do?"

Biowolf: "It grants three wishes and then becomes a normal cell phone."

Brad: "Cool! (grins evilly) I want it!"

Biowolf: "Hmm…now who should I give it to? (thinks for a minute) I know! I'm going to give it to a person who didn't make any smart remarks, insulted me, or screamed at me (looks at Raven), and was always positive and cheerful! I'm giving the magical golden cell phone to Thomas!"

Thomas: "Me!?"

Everyone but Thomas and Biowolf: "Damn!"

Biowolf (walks over and gives the cell phone to Thomas): "Here ya' go."

Thomas (smiles): "Thanks!"

Biowolf: "I have one more thing to do. (walks over to Jamie and unlocks him from his chains) Jamie, I need you to harass Van and Bit for two weeks, got it?"

Van and Bit (panicked and horrified): "What?!!"

Jamie snickers evilly and his eyes glow red. Bit and Van scream like little girls and/or Stinger, break out of their chairs, and run as fast as possible out of the room with Jamie following them while laughing like a maniac. Raven cracks up and laughs so hard that he starts to cry. The rest of them just smirk at Bit and Van's misfortune.

Biowolf (grins happily): "Well, that's it for this chapter. I hope you enjoyed it! And now I need to have some 'quality time' with Hiltz!"

Hiltz (sweatdrops): "…again?!"

Biowolf: "Yep! (grabs Hiltz and drags him away) See ya! And don't forget to review!"