Pairings:

SasuNaru/Magnet Shipping (SEE! I TOLD YOU I'D MAKE UP A SHIPPING NAME!)

Eh…series of one-shots explaining why Sasuke hates logs basically. At some point, LogWorshipping!Naruto might be introduced, as well as SasuNaru but for now, let's just read my wonderful, tiny one-shot.

Summary:

Ever wondered what would happen if The Log constantly threw a wrench in Sasuke's path of revenge? Well, we shall now explore that theory. And what's this? Why is Naruto bowing to a log? Not in chronological order. LogWorshipping!Naruto might be introduced later on.

Warnings: Um…so far? Occish Sasuke probably…

'Thoughts.'

"Speech."

First Time: Genin Test Part One

'Sasuke is doing well; in fact, he is closer than the others were,' Hatake Kakashi thought as he easily dodged kick after kick from the Uchiha. The brat wasn't really tiring him. If anything, he was making him slightly irritated that he couldn't read his Icha Icha book. It was practically crying out to him from his kunai holster!

Ah well, he had read the book atleast ten times by now. Now, he had a test to focus on (or atleast TRY to focus on).

'But is he good enough to realize the real test?'

Deciding that enough was enough; he grabbed Sasuke's leg and threw the young Uchiha over his head. The raven recovered from his airborne fall and began to whiz through handseals. Kakashi's eye widened at the handseals and their pattern, 'No! He can't seriously be using that jutsu; Genin aren't supposed to have the chakra amount to pull it off!'

And yet, Sasuke was able to pull it off. A very smart one I should say…

"Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu (Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique)!" A smooth stream of fire was released from Sasuke's mouth quickly became giant orb of fire that began to engulfed everything in its path with its smothering heat.

Soon, the embers began to die down to reveal…

A…log?

Kakashi stood, atleast twenty feet away from the spot, his visible eye staring at the spot in confusion as Sasuke looked between the log (which didn't even have a scratch on it) and Kakashi.

"Where'd the log come from?" Was the first thing that came from Sasuke's mouth.

With Naruto

Naruto grumbled as he slowly moved through the trees.

Not only was his but hurting from his new sensei's supposed "ultimate secret jutsu", but he was soaking wet! It was a good thing he practically never got sick. Oh sure, he might sometimes overdose on aspirin, and there was that one accident where an academy sensei switched his drink with antifreeze (which was surprisingly good. However, when he alerted Jii-san of this, he was immediately banned from ever drinking it again), but those didn't make him sick really. More so queasy than anything.

Back to the point, Naruto has never gotten sick from the more common things like a cold or flu, so he wasn't really that worried, only irritated.

Suddenly, his foot caught on something and he tripped onto the unforgiving ground. When he looked back to glare at whatever had tripped him, he noticed that it was something big. A big, leather book with the title being "The Holy Book of Log".

Out of curiosity, he sat in Indian-style and opened it up, absently noticing the faint scent of rice.

Yeah, not that funny, but I'm working on my humor style.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed and will ready the upcoming chapters.

~Kitsune-Ohime-Sama~