Tattoonie nights

"are we there yet?" luke skywalker asked bobbing up and down behind his sister leia on Han Solo the camel's second hump "no luke not yet!" leia moaned to him they were on a quest to find the cave of wonders so han could become human again by asking the genie of the lamp for help chewie was riding on a dewback with lando and threepio with artoo strapped on the very back "kid you rhink you're the one with the pain here how would you like to be a camel cause i don'y like it one bit i spit i trip over my huge feet i have to carry stuff on my back and i have huge teeth that give me a painful over bite every time i eat " han remarked looking back to see his passengers then lando started to sing

han solo the camel has five humps
han solo the camel five humps
go han go

leia: han solo the camel has four humps
han solo the camel has four humps
go han go

chewie: han solo the camel has three humps
han solo the camel has three humps
go han go

luke: han solo the camel has two humps
han solo the camel has two humps
go han go

han: han solo the camel has one hump
han solo the camel has one hump
go han go

all: han solo the camel has no humps
han solo the camel has no humps
han was a horse

when night fell han stooped by an owayis to get a drink while luke filled the cantines lando started and fire while leia and chewie set up the sleep mats on the ground "who's up for weenies?" han said ripping open the package with his big camel mouth "i'll take one han" leia said as he passed them to her they put one on the stick as han held it in his mouth so it would cook the hot dogs then luke got out han's guitar "hey han do you mind if i play your guitar for a song" "sure kid i can't play right now"

lukes starts to sing

oh i come from a land from a far away place
where the caravan camels rome
it's all flat and immesne
and the heat is intense
it's a furnace but hey it's home

leia sings next verse

when the winds from the east and the suns from the west
and the sand in the glass is right
come on down stop on by hop a carpet and fly
to another tatoonie night

lando sings

tatoonie nights like tatoonie days
more often then not are hotter than hot in a lot of good ways
tatoonie nights neith tatoonie moons
a fool off his guard could fall and fall hard out there on the dunes

then after the song ended they all settled in for sleep leia lay next to han who had his long hairy camel legs stretched out on the cool night sand "don't worry han you'll be human again soon" "i know" "i love you" "i know that too" "good night han" "night sweetheart" han said with a sigh

to be countined...