Hello! This is the Time Walker here! Welcome back to Fan-fiction!
The imaginary audience screamed in joy.
We've got a special guest tonight. Put your hands together for the one, the only: The. Ultimate. Spiderman!
"Thank you! Thank you! No photos please"
The imaginary paparazzi ignored him, taking several pics as the imaginary chibi fan-girls screamed and tried to tear off collectable chunks of his clothing from behind the velvet ropes.
"Ahh! Fan-girls!" Spiderman said as he jumped into the celeb chair. "So Timey, can I call you Timey, thank you for making this fan fic of me. I mean this is what, the 4th fanfic of me so far?"
Number 7 at last check. You haven't really caught on here yet.
"Aw, really? Hey any writers reading this please write about me, please! Somebody! Anybody?"
Cricket noises
"Oh, well. Let's change the subject. How do you come up with this stuff anyway?"
Wait, shouldn't I be interviewing you? Well I don't really know how I get some of these crazy ideas. They just pop into my head and I write them down in this note book.
"That's my cue!" Spiderman grabbed the notebook and sat down on the ceiling and started reading.
Hey give me that back!
"To slow! Warning: Spoiler Alert!" A spoiler alert sign appeared from his mind with flashing red letters. He flipped through the pages trying to get to the stuff about him. "There's like 10 pages of maps in here. And what language is this? Chinese?"
Kanifan. I invented it. No give me my book back before you reveal anything—
"He gona kill of Kid-Flash so Artemis and Ironman can get together!"
...Important. :(
"What else is therehere? Yuri and Alex get together in your Yugioh, big surprise! What's Secret Saturdays?"
More people write about it than your show.
"Low blow, man. Oh here's the stuff about me. What do you have me doing today? Disney? Sweet! And Sam disappears! Better!" In his mind, the chibi team appears in Disney World. Then Mickey Mouse kidnaps Sam, resulting in cheers from the rest of the team.
It will make more sense than that!
"Whatev'. What else is here? An OC in the story! Nobody likes OC in the stories! The girl design I get, but that would make too many tigers-girls. And what is with the guy? He looks like a ninja with a fedora and a cape?"
Don't diss the fedora! And he looks a lot cooler then you put it!
A chibi ninja appeared with an Indiana Jones-esque hat, a big red cape, and goofy orange sunglasses.
That is not funny! He looks nothing like that!
"Then don't put OCs in the story! What else is here?" shock moves over the eye things in his mask that somehow move with his eyelids but never blink. "WaitwaitwaitWAIT! Tiger/Spider! Please tell me that isn't what I think it is?"
Yup. You and Ava get together with all the mushy emotions and stuff. I'm even contemplating putting a lemon in at towards the end.
"Eww! Me and Ava!" His mind did wander to the lemon, but all you could see was a big censor bar, with a few limbs sticking out, still in costume. He glanced back down to the notebook, and his heart sank at the words. "You're planning to kill of Mary Jane! Why!"
To get you and Ava together. Don't worry; she gets super powers before she dies. Wait a second; I just realized I'm writing this story so I can just say…
Randomly, Spiderman fell off the ceiling, landing on his butt, the notebook falling into the Authors hands.
"That is totally, completely unfair!" He said as he rubbed his sore butt, "Seriously, you give MJ superpowers, and kill her off, just to get me and Ava together?" To demonstrate, chibi versions of MJ, Spiderman, and White-Tiger appeared. A chibi cupid poked a syringe labeled "radioactive" into MJ. She shined for a second, and then got a clichéd superhero outfit. The cupid then slit her throat, and coated two arrows with the blood and shoot Spider and Tiger in the butt. Hearts flew all around them and they started making out. "Couldn't she just hook up with Harry or someone?"
Hmmm. That could work. Let's leave it up to the readers. Does MJ die a hero or get hitched? You decide! Should the OC stay or go? You decide! Should Tiger get pregnant? You decide!
"What! That wasn't in the notebook!"
Just came up with it. Well, that was an interesting interview. Let's all thank Spiderman for joining us today!
The studio audience screamed in joy as the credits rolled by.
(I tried to copy the comedy of the show. If it doesn't make sense, tell me via review. If it does, still review. I' like to see what the fans would like.)