I am working on my other Sterek story don't worry :) this just poped into my head while listening to 'Take A Hint' by the cast of Victorious it's kind of a funny song, this is a one-shot

All he wanted was a few drinks however as soon as he sat down at the bar the seat next to his became occupied. "Whitemore, Jackson Whitemore" the man said he offered a hand a smile that Stiles guesed was supposed to be sexy.

"Okay, two things." Stiles turned to the man who was ruining the one night he had off this week. "First. Only 007 can pull that off and you" Stiles gestured to this 'Jackson's' body "are nowhere near his leval. Secondly. If I said my name was Anastasia Beever-Housen would you leave me alone?"

Jackson's face grew hurt than confused before he replied "Can I buy you a drink?"

Stiles smirked before he replied. "Actually I'd rather have the money for the cab ride home."

"Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"

"Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore."

"Do you want to-" Stiles lifted his hand up to Jackson's face to stop him.

"Look, Jackson was it?" He recieved a nod from the other male. "We can do this all night cause I have witty remarks to litterally every pick up line besides..." Stiles paused what could very well be a the start of a very long rant to take a sip of his beer when he saw a very hunky and imposing man walk in. "Light bulb" Stiles muttered to himself as a plan began to form in his head. "Besides my boyfriend just arrived." He got up and hugged the man, standing on the tips of his toes to whisper in the man's ear. "Please go with me on this the guy at the bar won't leave me alone."

Derek tensed as the strange man hugged him about to push him away when he noticed the glare he was recieving from a blond haired man at the bar. When the man who was hugging him whispered in his ear and explained what was happening he was all to happy to oblige, he knew what it was like having to turn down people who simply didn't give up. Derek wrapped his arm around the younger man. "Sorry I'm late I had car trouble."

Stiles couldn't believe that this incredibly sexy man was agreeing to his plan. When the man wrapped his arm around his waist he'd be lying if he said that the feel of all those muscles didn't do something to his groin. "It's fine this nice man was keeping me company." Stiles felt a little surge of joy when Jackson started to flounder. he felt even happier when Jackson quickly walked away.

Stiles turned to thank the man when he was pulled in for a kiss, he thought that the arm around his waist turned him on it was nothing compared to the kiss. He hadn't been this turned on this fast since high school. "when the kiss was over and he could breathe again he asked, "What was that for?"

Derek smirked down at the boy "We want to make it look real don't we?"

"Was Jackson watching us?" Stiles asked.

"Sure." Derek guided the man in his arms to the bar and sat down with Stiles next to him.

"So since you're already my fake boyfriend I think we should introduce ourselves, everybody calls me Stiles." He offered his hand to the man.

"Hale, Derek Hale" he replied as he grasped the offered hand.

Oh yeah Stiles decided he can so pull that off.

There you go a short little one-shot not very good or very long but there it is, take it or leave it.

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