THE LAST CHAPTER. Thanks to everyone who reviewed, favorited, or followed. Special thanks to MapleTreeway, Aguamenta, and owlgirlie387 who have been reviewing since the beginning. And Miss Edit, Jez Redfern the Huntress, tambrathegreat, and xXKuroiTenshiXx for all their help with this. I may write a sequel, not sure yet. (10/10/12 I've written a sequel.)

Tambrathegreat: I don't like hot leaf juice at all.

InsanityAintOptional: What should we call ourselves? V.O.G-ners? The Voldies!

: I WANT TO COME WITH YOU! Yes, you should make the V.O.G posters!

Miss Edit: I will fix that, thanks, you've been a great help!

Dear Diary.

Jane says that for the tour we should drive a muggle tour bus, for advertising purposes. Peter used to be the driver but he's absolutely hopeless, he thinks that if you hit every lamppost you get bonus points!

Everybody knows you're supposed to hit the stop signs for the bonus points!

So I brought it upon myself to become the new driver. I'm a great driver! It's just like Mario Kart with a few explosions and dead muggles.

I'm sure Potter isn't an amazing driver like I am, I bet he can't even hit the stop signs correctly for the bonus points.

I'm skilled.

As for advertising, Jane (she's the band manager) says we need to update our 'look'. I thought she just meant polishing my head but she says we have to farther than that.

Farther then head polishing? Jane is so EXTREME.

She had me wear this whole Darth Vader costume, then a blonde curly wig to the Taylor Swift hair flip thing.

Because everyone loves the Taylor Swift hair flip.

I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!

But whipping your hair is, as I recently discovered, quite tiring.

How do bimbos do it?

V.O.G is currently working on their new song called 'Take your daughter to the circus', it really has deep and emotional meaning.

And it saddens me to say this but this will be my last diary entry.

I mean between V.O.G touring, finding new ways to kill Potter, failing to kill Potter, creeping on Potter's Wizbook page, and fangirling over One Direction, I simply don't have time to write.

Plus, will be busy drinking hot leaf juice, which I have learned is not so bad.

Maybe I will write again, but if anyone read this Diary I would die of embarrassment…..

-Voldemort