Hey! I said soon, right? This one is one my favorite god, Apollooooooooooooooooooo! If I was a demigod, there's a 90 % chance the guy would be my dad. After all, I look so much like him. * Smiles*

But, he could be my dad. It's odd how me and my sis and bro look nothing like our dad...

Anyway, Enjoy!

Apollo's guide to being awesome ( like him!)

So you want to be Awesome ( like Apollo)..

Of course you want to be awesome like me! I'm Apollo! That's how I am. If you want to be like me, you gotta have a few things.

1) The ability to make AWESOME Hiakus.

2) Blond hair*

3) Blue Eyes*

4) A perfect smile

5) Chicks ( or guys for you ladies)

6) An annoying (younger) twin sister

and finally...

7) AWESOMENESS!

*= Not required but recommended.

Uh... so, what do I do with these things?

"What do we do now

I ask in a shocking way

Act like Apollo!"

A awesome hiaku ( by me!). Then, make your hair however you want it ( I recommend my style)and make sure your eyes gleam in the sun. Then, surround yourself with Chicks( or guys, ladies) and watch more comje rolling in! Then, use your awesomeness to climb to the top of the awesome chain!

That made no sense.

That's the point! You get the first part, then you do't understand the next part! Awesome!

Artemis: No... it's not awesome.

Get out, Artemis! THIS IS MY PAMPLET! MINE! DAD SAID SO!

Artemis: * mutters* Baby...

You know, now Artemis made some sense.

Well go read her pamplet!

Can't. It isn't out.

Right! And you're reading mines so either ask questions or get out!

Ok, fine. I'll go read Aphrodite's. Heard some guy dissed her...

WAIT! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

Thought so. Anyway, how do I get chicks ( or guys)?

Uh... I usually walk around and wait for the ladies to come rolling in ( I heard that works for Aphrodite with guys).

Been there, done that. So, what else.

Uh... you ever saw Madagascar 3?

Yeah.

You know when the Zebra starts singing, " DAT DAT DAT DA DA TA CIRCUS, AFRO, CIRCUS, AFRO, POLKA DOT, AFRO CIRCUS!"

Yeah dude. That was hilarious.

Well, go to a waterpark and start singing that.

WHAT!

Or you can just pay them.

Yeah... no.

Oh... Well, girls like funny guys ( Aphrodite told me that. Girls, either come to me or find a funny guy) so you better do something funny.

Well, how does perfect smile fit into this.

It does. It just does.

I don't have a twin sister ( possibly) or a sister period ( another possibility). So, will I make it?

Well, it'll help, yeah. No one to bring done your cool.

What cool? You haven't taught me anything about coolness.

That's for another pamplet. Hey, I just realized something!

What?

No one asked me on a date yet! THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME GUY IN THE UNIVERSE, hello?

No, Zeus is the most awesome guy in the universe.

Ha! Let me tell you about Zeus! I blasted that guy a thousand times. HE worships me! Heck, he even said, " Apollo, you can be king 'cuz you so awesome." and I was like, " N'all dawg! You gone 'head an' keep dat throne. I'm too awesome for that chair."

* Sweatdrops* Apollo, you and me both know that didn't happen. And that accent is creepy.

It did! I swear!

You know Zeus is reading this right now, right!

Zeus: APOLLO!

DAMN! FU-

Hermes: Zeus has requested I cut off this message so he can personally kill Apollo. Remember: No statements, just asking.

I feel kinda let down with this one. Let me see who's after this one... Ooooh! Ares! Ask questions for Ares, then! It'll make my job easier.