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Here's the long awaited Chapter 3 of Modified Dynamite. Enjoy!:)

AN: Sadly I do not own KHR because Akira Amano does. If I owned KHR 8059, D18, XS, and other yaoi pairings would be cannon.

Gokudera's POV

When I heard that idiotic, happy-go-lucky, annoying voice, my heart stopped. I immediately knew who said my name. It was everyone's favorite baseball idiot, Yamamoto. I turned around slightly so he couldn't see my face, just my female body.

"Y-Yes?" I stammered in polite feminine tone. Yamamoto stared at me deep in thought.

"Sorry ma'am. From behind, you looked like a close friend of mine. I'll be on my way."

Never in all of my life had I been called 'ma'am'. Sure, I've been called 'sir' by strangers, but someone calling me 'ma'am' just left a bad taste in my mouth. As Yamamoto started to jog off with what looked like a basket of food, I yanked him by the back of his shirt collar to stop him.

Others around us began to stare, probably thinking I was some deviant picking a fight with some innocent boy who I had bumped into. But besides grabbing his collar, I didn't hurt him with my fists. Just with my words.

"You really are an idiot. I've had to deal with your freaking 'ma ma's' and your baseball crap for awhile now, and you can't even recognize me when I've changed my appearance a bit. If you weren't the Juudaime's Rain Guardian, I would have put you six feet under by now. Does that ring a bell?"

I released my grip on him so bystanders would move on with their own business and wouldn't worry about poor Yamamoto.

Yamamoto's POV

This girl both looked and acted like Gokudera exactly. Her behavior seemed very genuine. My first thought was that this was really Gokudera, and this meant Gokudera had been a girl disguised as a man all along! Then I remembered I had once seen Gokudera shirtless after a battle, and he was definitely male. Normal people would just conclude this was some sort of weird joke, but my gut was telling me this was the real Gokudera standing in front of me, and that he had really somehow managed to turn into a female.

I looked at Gokudera to see if I could detect any traces of lying on her face, but I came up empty. "Really?" was all I could manage in reply to the angry bomber.

She nodded furiously. "Yes," she seethed.

I looked at her one last time before saying the stupidest thing I had ever said in my life. "B-but you have boobs."

Instead of blowing up on me like she had before, she showed some self-restraint and gave a somewhat calm reply. "Yes, and you have balls, your point?"

I heard some laughter coming from the voices two girls. When I looked around, I saw that it was Kyoko and Haru. Bianchi was also there, but she just crossed her arms being her silent, cool self. I was now positive that the angry girl in front of me was the Vongola Storm Guardian.

"My point is you used to be male, but somehow you've turned female. Did you get a sex change operation or something?"

Gokudera's fists shook as if they were telling him to give me a punch to the face, but he took a deep breath and looked me in the face.

"Baseball-idiot," he said flatly, "Why would I get a sex change operation if I'm not transsexual or even homosexual? I just hung out with you and Tsuna yesterday. When could I have possibly gotten the operation?"

I hadn't thought of that. A sex change operation was the only rational solution I could think of, but then again our lives weren't exactly 'rational'. I sighed. "Then how did you turn into a female?"

Gokudera gritted his teeth, looking even angrier than before. He held up four fingers to my face, "Four words: fucking Shamal did it."

My lips formed an o. That made sense. One of his mosquitoes probably got Gokudera and had this effect on him. Come to think about it, Tsuna had a fever and Gokudera was talking about paying a visit to Shamal for him.

"Let me guess; you went to Shamal to get some sort of treatment for Tsuna's fever. Shamal only treats women so he turned you down. When he turned you down, you broke one of his vials that contained a mosquito, and that mosquito bit you, turning you into a girl."

Gokudera's jaw dropped. "That's right! How did you know?"

I shrugged and laughed. "Lucky guess?"

Gokudera scowled at me in disgust. A lot of people admired me, or at least respected me. Gokudera was not one of these people. We both seemed out of words, so we just stared at our feet. Bianchi pulled Gokudera into a big hug, freezing Gokudera in her place.

"Isn't Hayato the cutest girl you've ever seen, Yamamoto?" Bianchi asked, smothering Gokudera in her embrace. I blushed I had to admit that Gokudera was very attractive as a girl, but if I told Gokudera that, she would probably murder me.

"I guess. But 'she' is still male. Mentally, I mean. Hey if you like girls, wouldn't that make you a lesbian now, Gokudera?"

Gokudera turned a deep shade of red, mumbling incoherent words. "N-No, baseball-idiot," she managed to utter.

I patted her head before leaning down to whisper in her ear. "You really are a cute girl, Goku-chan," I teased with a seductive tone. I didn't think that Gokudera could turn any redder, but somehow she managed to do that. "So where are you lovely ladies going today?" I asked, looking at Gokudera when I said 'ladies'. Kyoko smiled innocently.

"We're going clothes shopping for Gokudera-san. Would you like to come with us, Yamamoto?" she asked. I could see Gokudera in my peripheral vision shaking her head violently towards Kyoko and mouthing the words 'no'. I nodded happily. "Sure, can you wait for me? I just need to drop off these ingredients at my dad's restaurant."

Kyoko, Haru, and Bianchi nodded almost in unison. Gokudera looked at them horrified then looked back to me, rage growing on her face.

"I'm so going to kill you baseball freak," she said through her teeth. Instead of being scared or intimidated I just gave her a blinding, toothpaste commercial smile.

"I look forward to it Goku-chan."

AN: I wanted to add the shopping scene in this chapter but it wasn't flowing right so I decided to save it for next chapter. I have had a lot of school projects and tests so I haven't really gotten a chance to update, so I'm sorry I haven't been updating enough and I'll try to improve that. Please review and enjoy this installment of Modified Dynamite. Thanks for reading this!

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