The Alphabet of Gotham
A is for Science,
Of the Applied kind.
With vehicles and gadgets,
That boggle the mind.
…
B is for Bane,
A villain most foul.
Only his mask,
Hides his dark scowl.
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Commissioner's C,
Jim Gordon's his name.
A non-crooked cop?
That's worthy of fame.
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D is for Dawes,
Or Rachel, most fair.
Whose exploded pieces,
Ended up in the air.
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E's escalation,
Such as Batman clones.
Hocky pants, shotguns?
Bruce lets out a groan.
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F is for Fox,
Lucius cunning.
Who in the third film,
Gets Bruce back in the running.
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G is for Gotham,
Batman's domain.
And thanks to him,
Things won't be the same.
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H is for Harvey,
Or Two-Face, my bad.
Gotham's white knight,
Who became mad.
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I is for IMAX,
How Batman is viewed.
The problem with this,
Is the really long ques.
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J is for Joker,
The clown prince of crime.
A dog chasing cars,
A madman sublime.
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Catwoman, Selina,
But her K is for Kyle.
Dancing with Bruce,
With temptation's smile.
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L is for League,
Of Shadows, of spies.
Ra's return,
Took Bruce by surprise.
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M is for masks,
What we all wear.
From heroes to villains,
Hiding rage and despair.
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N is for Nolan,
Don't know him, do you?
He only delivered,
A Batman movie or two…
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O is for occupy,
That is Bane's plan.
To bridge this injustice,
Of currency's slam.
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Alfred the butler,
Pennyworth's P.
The one to alleviate,
Bruce's poor misery.
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The Joker's game,
The Q and the A.
Interrogation,
You want to play?
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R is for Ra's,
Wasn't he in this before?
Meh, he's immortal,
Fighting his war.
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S is for Scarecrow,
The mad Doctor Crane.
From sowing his terror,
He'll not refrain.
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T is for Tumbler,
Or the Batmobile.
Just watch out you crims,
Cause the Bat's at the wheel.
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Underground's U,
The cave of the bat.
Underneath the Wayne Manor,
How cool is that?
…
V is for voice,
Batman's bloody rasp.
His snarling, his whispers,
I hear it, I gasp.
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W, Wayne,
Our Bruce so coy.
Batman by night,
By day a playboy.
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X is X-rated,
I do not get this.
But hey no biggie,
It's IGN's list.
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Y's for Year One,
A comic book name.
A Batman story,
Of DC fame.
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Z is for Zimmer,
He composes the tunes.
For the Gotham of day,
For the Gotham of moon.
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Twenty-six letters,
They go up to the sky.
As shall the Bat,
When the Dark Knight does rise…
A/N
Idea for this came from a promotional article on IGN listing the A-Z of the Dark Knight Saga. Nice idea, ended up taking the list and making a poem out of it.