J.K. Rowling is a WHAT?
By The Alternative Source
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Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author's Note: Been collecting some of my old stories to get the plot bunnies out. Hope you enjoy!
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"What are you doing?"
She peered over her book and her eyes focused on him. He was leaning against the doorway sipping a cup of hot chocolate in his pajamas. Rose smiled as she focused in on the dancing bananas all over it. He wore them all the time now. In fact she still remembered the megawatt grin he gave her when he opened that present. And what happened after was even better...
Sitting up she cut that train of thought quickly.
"Reading," she answered as she looked back down at her book.
"Reading a what?" he inquired.
"A book," she said quickly as she became even more engrossed in her book. She felt the bed dip as he sat next to her. She felt the heat of the cup near her neck as he peered down at the book in her hands.
"Harry Potter? You're reading Harry Potter?"
"Yeah," she glanced at him quickly, "it's good. Brilliant in fact."
"Autobiographies like that usually are."
There was a long pause as she put the book down and looked at him over her shoulder, "W-what?"
He nodded briskly and an excited gleam sprung in his eyes. He sipped his hot chocolate and kept silent.
"Well?" Rose turned toward him completely, "What do you mean it's an autobiography?"
*Sip*
"J.K.'s an alien. Well who isn't, but she's an alien from a planet called Durmstrang."
*Sip*
"Durmstrang? But..but...J.K. Rowling's a what?"
*Sip*
"An alien."
*Sip*
Rose grabbed his cup and put it on the side table. Turning back to him she placed her hands on the side of his face to keep his wandering eyes on her and not on the new location of his cup of hot chocolate.
"So you're telling me this is true? Brooms? Omniculars? Hogwarts?"
"Yup. Moved here a couple decades ago to try a simple life. Got bored, I guess though. Hmmm...if I remember it right one of her friends heard her telling her daughter about her past. Confused it for a story and one thing led to another. Changed the lead to a bloke, changed names of course, and didn't mention it was about her. Rose? Rose?"
Her eyes came back into focus and a smile spread over her face, "Can we go?"
"Of course. But I thought...Barcelona? Was going to take you," he asked in a confused and slightly hopeful voice.
Rose shook her head and felt the Harry Potter fan inside her reel its ugly head, "We've been there 13 times this past month. Can we go to Durmstrang? Please. Oh, Flourish and Blotts? The Shrieking Shack? What about a game of Quidditch?"
She sat up and grabbed a notepad on the bedside table. She began to list things, "The Ministry of Magic, Malfoy Manor..."
The Doctor shook his head and got up from the bed. He grabbed his hot chocolate and walked towards the door.
"Doctor?" she looked at him in confusion, "Where are you going?"
"To set the coordinates."
She gave him the brightest and sweetest smile every imaginable. With his cup of hot chocolate practically attached to his face he walked out and she muttered, "How I love that man."
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The Doctor smirked as he put the final coordinate in. He had noticed her reading it two weeks ago. Bundled up like a bear on the library couch entirely engrossed in her book. She didn't even notice him watching her. At that moment he instantly knew what her upcoming birthday present would be. An escape to a place where magic was around every corner. Toffees could turn your tongue purple and four feet long. And the perfect place where he could trade in his Clean Sweep for a Nimbus 2000.
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Author's Note: Hope you enjoy! Plot bunny eliminated!
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