One day in The Electric Diner, the Company was having a debate about "Books vs Movies the Musical." As Keith started to wonder about Amish Dumbledore's challenge, someone entered.

"Spider-man?" Jessica asked, "How does that work?" Spider-man started to swing around, spraying webs on everyone.

"Ah! My hair!" Hector screamed. Jessica gave him an "Are you serious?" look before the ceiling crashed. Darth Vader and Dumbledore were dueling intensely.

"Help me!" Dumbledore cried. Jessica and Keith started pelting Vader with anything they could find until a familiar song began to play.

"What's the Indiana Jones song doing here?" Jessica asked. A window smashed and there he was!

"Han Solo, we meet again," Vader rasped.

"I'm not Han Solo; I'm Indiana Jones!" Lisa fainted from all the manliness. Hector caught her and laid her in a booth. Then came an even more familiar theme song.

"What the? Alright, Spider-man, Vader, and Dumbledore I can understand! I can even explain Indy, but the Phantom of the Opera? Really?" Keith asked, yelling over the noise.

The Phantom entered. The door locked behind him.

"What now?" Indy asked. Everyone stared at each other for a minute.

"MICHAEL JACKSON TIME!" Hector yelled. Everyone began singing and dancing to "Beat It" until mystical fog swallowed them.

Jessica woke up in the diner.

"Jess, you okay?" Keith asked her.

"Yeah, I just had the weirdest dream!"

A.N.: This is pure crack that I wrote at camp. I quite literally would be like.

Me: Alright, so they're sitting in a diner talking about random stuff. Who should walk in the door?

Random Guy: Spider-man!

Me: Okay. *writes*

My Awesome Buddy: Oh, Darth Vader should come!

Random Person: And Dumbledore!

Me: How?

Random Guy: Through the ceiling!

Me: Okay! *writes* You know what this needs?

Them: What?

Me: Indiana Jones.

My Awesome Buddy: That's awesome!

Me: *writes* Leo's gonna kill me for destroying the diner.

Them: Who's Leo?

Me: Don't worry. *thinks* I should add the Phantom.

Random Person: That'll be hilarious!

So, yeah. Not my most sane idea, but…. Review!