A/N: This is a little oneshot that I wrote for my favorite youtube-r, psychedelicsnake. You're awesome, and I really like your vids! ~M.M.

Rated M for language.

Orihime's orange hair fanned out around her as wind blew through the desert of Hueco Mundo. She stared, eyes wide, at her fallen friend, and then at the Espada who had murdered him. Tears started falling down her face.

"Oh no…" Orihime murmured, and then steadily grew louder, "Uryuu is too weak to take on Ulquiorra…Save us…save us…save us…save us…PLEASE SAVE US KUROSAKI-KUN!"

"Will you shut the fuck up? Goddamn! Your giving me a fucking headache!" A scrambled-sounding voice yelled from Orihime's right. She turned and stared at the now-Hollowfied form of Ichigo Kurosaki.

Orihime was overwhelmed with relief for her friend. "Kurosaki-kun! Kurosaki-kun! Kurosaki-kun-"

"SHUT UP! I'm fine!"

"But-But you were dead a second ago, and-"

"Cero."

Orihime exploded.

A/N: ABSOLUTE CRACK! I know! Don't flame me for it, kay? Kay. ~M.M.