Warning: Mentions of morning sickness, extreme puking, and other pregnancy symptoms, incestuous relationship between two brothers, Sexual content , Terrible puns, Manly men fainting, mating calls, and maybe mistakes, (Most likely by me~!)


If you were to ask what beautiful memories Loki owned… He would have said anything from his first kiss with Thor, or their first date. But if you asked which was the most beautiful, he would either have said, the first time he saw his children or both his pregnancies, or even the day he, Thor and their children visited Asgard.


Morning sickness…

That so far, had been everyone's least favorite symptom. It was one thing to vomit. It was a whole another thing, when Loki did it. Loki vomited like the little girl off of The Exorcist. If he and everyone were lucky, he'd make it to the bathroom and puke in the toilet.

However, if they hadn't been…

"Why is there vomit on my ceiling?"

"…Yes, I apologize, Stark… However, Loki did make it to your bathroom."

"…He fucking hurled on my ceiling! How does he do this shit?"

Thor simply shrugged, while Tony simply sighed. Loki, who sat on the couch with Clint and Natasha, suddenly looked a shade of green. "Oh, fuck!" Clint shouted, and thinking fast, grabbed an empty KFC bucket and held to Loki's mouth. Loki promptly vomited in it.

"Damn, Clint. You reacted fast..."Tony said, while Natasha simply smirked. "That's Clint. He and I are obviously 'ninjas' for a reason." She said, almost proudly.

"Yeah, thanks… um, but… I'm still holding a bucket of vomit."

But, that was nothing compared to the time, where they had no buckets and Loki wound up, vomiting into Thor's hands.

They always kept buckets in every room after that day.


Mood swings…

Another symptom everyone didn't particularly like.

"I love you, Thor."Loki whispered gently, affectionately rubbing his nose against Thor's.

"Aw. That's so damn cute."

Loki whipped his head around to see Tony, who put his hands up in defensively. "Mind your own damn business, Stark. I am not fucking cute. I am the God of Mischief, Lies, and-"

"Calm down, Reindeer games-"

"Reindeer games…? Fuck you, Sherlock Holmes!"Loki repeated, icily, Tony simply left with a roll of his eyes.


The Glow…

It was the most beautiful thing Thor had ever seen; Loki with a pale slivery blue tint in his skin, which literally almost gave him that mythic gorgeous glow. The other Avengers didn't seem to mind it either. All of them had made at least four comments about it.

Thor found himself unable to keep his hands off of Loki, because of it. But how could he even consider keeping his hands to himself? Especially when Loki was already the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. The glow simply added to his already magnificent beauty.


It had been a lovely October day, the air chilled, when both Loki and Thor's lives had changed drastically. Tony had called Natasha, who was with Thor and Phil buying groceries again, when she handed him her phone.

"Thor, get your ass here now!" Tony's voice yelled, Thor's eyebrows furrowed when he heard what could only be described as a yelp and groan in the background.

"What are you-"

"It's Loki- I think he went into labor… Oh God, this is not pretty! B-Bruce, he's crushing my suit- Got to go, get your ass here now, Goldilocks..."

Natasha looked at him with concern.

"Is everything all right…?"She asked, quietly.

"…Oh damn… I'm going to become a father. I'm going to be a father-"

"Oh… Hey, um, Phil? Remember when you and I used play Grand Theft Auto…?" She said, while Phil sighed.

"You want me to drive like that, now…? Have you heard of civilians? And what happens when you drive like-"He muttered, catching the car keys when they were thrown to him by Natasha.

"Please, Phil?"

"Son of Coul, I Beg of you-"

"Alright, let's go. I wish I could get experience points for this…"


When Thor finally made it home, he heard screams; Loki's… piercing the air. Thor's heart skipped a beat, and the next one throbbed in his chest. He ran towards the hospital room, where the screams were originating from. He raced through the hall, before finding himself standing in the doorway.

Loki's brow was covered in sheen of sweat, his eyes shut tight in pain, and his lips open as he panted harshly, practically sobbing. Thor walked hurriedly to him. "T-Thor…?" He gasped eyes now open and wide with surprise.

"I'm here, Loki." Thor said, gently, his hand gently grabbing at Loki's, who then gripped it tightly.

"Oh God, this is so gross-"

"Okay, Loki? I need you to push!" Bruce said, loudly, glancing upward at Loki's face as he began trembling in pain. Thor and Tony both made the mistake of glancing downward, and they both fainted.


When Thor's eyes opened, he found himself staring at Loki, whose eyes were closed in a deep slumber, his chest gently rising and falling with every breath he took.

He looked so peaceful.

Thor attempted to quietly make his way towards Loki. But, as the God of thunder he was known for not being quiet.

"Thor, could you be any louder?"

Loki laid there, his eyes twinkling playfully. His voice was slightly hoarse, and he wore new clothes, surrounded by clean sheets. Thor gently pressed his lips against Loki's, running a hand through his tousled hair. "Have you met our son?" Loki asked, gently and Thor shook his head.

"Neither have I... I was waiting for you. He's in the bassinet." He said, pointing towards the bassinet on the opposite side of the bed. Thor walked around the bed and to the bassinet, before gently picking up their son.

"He's beautiful." Thor whispered in awe, his cerulean eyes meeting Loki's. Their son almost resembled Thor perfectly, except for his hair being a slightly lighter shade of black than Loki's and when his eyes opened sleepily; they were a beautiful bluish-violet, with flecks of red in them. Loki smiled, and Thor gently handed him their child.

"Erik~" He cooed softly to child in his arms, a kind smile upon his face.


"Tony and Bruce agreed to take Erik out tonight. Steve is at Coulson's…Clint and Natasha are on a date and won't return for a long, long time... Do you realize what that means?" Loki purred, into Thor's ear. "I get to make love to you." Thor whispered, sending shivers up Loki's spine as he was pulled into their bedroom. He promptly pinned the trickster against wall, his lips pressing gently at first, before ravaging his mouth thoroughly. Loki moaned, as their tongues tangled and Thor pulled at his hair. Thor's hands then slid to his back and over his small perky rump, giving a gentle squeeze that caused Loki to yelp in surprise.

Loki tugged at Thor's shirt, before Thor getting his message and taking it off himself. Loki seized the opportunity to shove Thor, pushing him onto the bed. Loki straddled him, and gave him a wink as he peeled off his shirt and pressed his lips against Thor's. He quickly made use of that silver tongue, which he used to intrude Thor's mouth.

When the pair broke apart, Loki chuckled.

"You taste of Shawarma."He muttered, before sliding his hands about Thor's well muscled body, his hand slipping under dark jeans that hid from him something he'd been craving for a long time."Cock slut."Thor teased, Loki paused, giving him any icy glare, before drawing away. He stood up and smirked as an idea crossed his mind.

"Kneel." He whispered, softly. Thor started protest, but Loki interrupted him with a glare.

"I could finish with out you."

Thor sighed, but complied, sliding off of the bed and doing as Loki said. "Now, suck me off. That's right, Thor. Don't seem so shocked, all you have to do is take my cock in your pretty little mouth." Loki said, Thor shivered, almost hating the thought being submissive to anyone. But this was Loki, he had to trust him. He quickly unbuttoned Loki's jeans before ripping them off, along with his boxers. He stared at Loki, taking in the pale beauty of him, before planting a gentle kiss to the head of Loki's cock, causing him to hiss, Before, taking him into his mouth, suckling slowly at first, but increasing his pace, when Loki pulled at his hair.

Loki was anything, but gentle in this moment. He attempted to thrust his hips into Thor's mouth, but was stopped by the feeling of Thor's teeth scrapping over the sensitive flesh in warning. "A-ah... E-Enough..." Loki muttered, relinquishing his hold over Thor's hair, when Thor looked at him almost uncertainly, he smirked. "Do you wish to finish the job? I thought you earned a reward…" Loki whispered, smirk still in place as he gently stroked Thor's cheek, before settling his hand on his head and stroking his hair. "What is my reward?"

"Why don't you find out?"


Meanwhile, at the mall with Tony, Bruce and Erik…

"Why did Papa and Daddy not come with us?" Erik, who was nearing the age of four years old, and was smarter than most children that age, Tony, who was holding one of his hands, while Bruce held the other, glanced at Bruce. "They're having alone time, you know holding hands and watching movies. All those gross things." Bruce said, softly with a smile.

"Oh, do you and Uncle Tony do that?"

"Sometimes."

"Do you fondue?"

Tony paused, before bursting into a fit of laughter, Bruce flushed. "What-Wait a sec, where did you hear that from?" He said, running a hand through his hair, nervously. "Uncle Steve. He was talking about how he likes fondue…With Uncle Phil."Erik said, innocently, not comprehending what he was saying. Tony's laughs were filling the air, Bruce laughed as well.

"What is fondue?"

"It's like that chocolate fountain at golden corral. But, it's like cheese." Bruce said, quickly. High-fiving Tony, when Erik simply left it at that. "Oh, I want this!" Erik said, pointing to a Loki action figure, which when its button pressed made a hideous sound that could only be described as "BLLAAARRHHHH!"

"What the hell was that?"Tony said, watching as Erik continuously pressed the button and laughed hysterically every time.

"It's his battle cry."Bruce replied.

"More like mating call-"

"Tony!"

"What?"

"Not in front of the kid!"


It was nearly five years later, and Thor and Loki found themselves with another child along the way.

Another son, they found out and Erik was thrilled rambling on and on about how he'd protect and love his brother no matter what. Erik, now four, sat next to Loki upon the couch, they were watching Aladdin. "Papa…? Can I feel the baby?" He asked quietly, and Loki smiled, before saying "Of course." Erik tentatively put his hands on his father's swollen stomach and his violet eyes grew wide when he felt the baby kick. "…Wow."He muttered.

"I think he likes you, Erik."

"Really, Papa?"

"You're one of the very few people he kicks for. Besides me, and he seems to like your Aunt Natasha and Uncle Clint, too."

"Can I be his favoritest?"

"Darling, it's his favorite. But, why don't you ask him yourself, when he gets bigger."

"Okay!"

After the movie was over, Loki tucked Erik into bed, which had been his old room. When he made his way to the room both he and Thor shared, which had once been Thor's room alone.

"Thor…."

"Loki, what is the matter? You should be resting."

"You don't think… the children might end up fighting? Like we did- I don't even know if I'm a good enough parent to Erik! I just… I'm losing my edge. I don't even know what to do any-"Loki was interrupted by Thor's lips pressing gently against his. Loki had been caught off guard, but returned the kiss, nonetheless.

"You are an amazing Father. Erik looks up- No, completely adores you, Why Loki, when you used leave for a mission… He's asked about when you were coming home. He even told me he wants to do magic, and be just like you, when he grows up..." Thor said, with smile, pulling Loki into an embrace.

It was nine months later, when their second son was born. Loki insisted on the name Astrid, despite it commonly being a woman's name. He gave Thor a lecture of the name, insisting that it held value.


Thor had to keep going back and forth between Asgard and Midgard, to ensure everything was peaceful. It was incredibly tiring, to say in the least.

"I won't take my children there. They will be unsafe there-"

"Loki, I won't allow harm to come to any of us-"

"There are too many memories. Too much pain, I felt there. I don't want to go back and Erik and Astrid would be mocked. Thor, they will be ridiculed for being born of two men. And I won't allow it!"


Several years had past, about fifteen of them.

And Astrid, the youngest had manhood nearing on the horizon.

Astrid resembled Loki; he had green eyes, and however unlike Loki's he had flecks of amber, blue, gray and a few of red in them. Erik described looking into his eyes was like looking into a kaleidoscope, with all different colors and such. He was shorter than his older brother by three or four inches. His hair fell in blond ringlets that fell a few inches past his chin, and framed his face. His resemblance of Loki was most definitely there, they had the exact same features.

They shared the same high cheek bones, long narrow noses, pale skin, and the same sliver tongue, that was one of the very few traits Erik shared with Loki and Astrid. Astrid was much better at magic than Erik was. But, he never held that over him and Erik never held it against him. Considering, if they did get into a fight, he could physically take him. But, the two hardly ever did fight, something Loki was relived to know. In fact, the two were always hugging, playing, sparring or even high-fiving through out every where and shouting "Super Norse Bros!" making a mockery of the way Tony and Bruce say "Super science Boyfriends!" when ever they succeed in an experiment.

Loki had never realized how strong or thick, rather his Jotun blood was… Until he saw it exploded out of Astrid, in a fit of rage. Loki of course, had told their children, but he had hoped the Asgardian blood that coursed through Thor's veins was stronger than the Jotun that flowed in his own.

"Erik! You arrogant little wretch! Don't ignore me, I saw you-"

"Oh, and what do you plan on doing about it, love? Hmm, you already chased her away-"

"She was a whore-"

"No! You are jealous as usual! I'm sick of it! What are you in love with me or something? Is that it, Astrid?" Erik spat, and Astrid's eyes, suddenly flashed red, Erik frowned and quirked an eyebrow. Astrid simply looked down at his hand as he felt a chill go over it, and he found it turning blue, he then let out a scream of shock, as it spread up his arm.

"Brother? What sort of trickery is this-"

"I-it isn't me!" Astrid shouted; a tear running down his cheek, the blue was creeping up his neck now. Erik frowned, before quickly pulling him into a tight embrace. Loki and Thor had run into room, after hearing all the shouting, and had managed to get there, right as the blue faded from Astrid's face.


"Thor."

"I know. I know. But, Loki allow Astrid to recover, he just found-"

"I-I told him, when he was younger and he…thinks of himself as a monster." Loki whispered, eyes darting to glance at Thor. Thor sighed, planting a press a kiss to Loki's forehead.


The signal went off, and Astrid quickly silenced it with a flick of his fingers.

Astrid was desperate.

He knew what he had to do.

Astrid had many talents, including archery, magic, and knife fighting. "Erik." He whispered, gently shaking his older brother.

"What is it?"

"We're going to go save New York City."


Doom once again had invaded New York.

"Latveria sounds like what someone says while vomiting!" Erik shouted, proudly wielding the sword of Surtr.

"You insolent little-"

Boom.

Doom was taken back by the sudden eruption of flames that flew towards him.

"What in all of Nifelheim are you two doing?" Astrid turned to see his fathers' furious faces along with the rest of the Avengers. He muttered a quick swear under his breath. He managed a nervous smile, before feeling a hand at his back, shoving him. He realized with horror, what a mistake it had been to do this. What a mistake it had been to fight on a rooftop, of all things.

He saw the ground, as the world tilted, and flew off the edge, feet first. He let out a scream, his mind reeling, the ground was nearing.

When, his feet hit the ground an unimaginable amount of pain shot up his spine, and his head hit the ground last, he didn't even feel the blow as his eyes closed.


"You and your brother are so lucky! You are a man, now-"

"I-I know-"

"If you two weren't the children of gods, He would've been dead."

"I realize! Stop, it already pains me to see him, looking so broken! I love him, and because of my stupidity and not stopping to think of the consequences."

Loki frowned, and he paused. He saw something in his son's eyes. He saw love, care, and the need to protect his brother."Just… next time, consider every possibility, my son." Loki whispered, patting his son on the shoulder and giving him a peck on the forehead.

Astrid lay in hospital bed, hooked to a few machines. It broke Erik's heart to see his brother so broken, damaged. He went over to his bedside, before falling to his knees and sobbing.

"E-Erik… Don't cry. I-I'm okay."

"I'm so sorry, Astrid. I'm so sorry."

"Its okay, Erik… I mean it, I should be better and up and around by next week."

Erik paused when he felt a hand running through his long raven locks, which fell onto his shoulders and looked up, His brother offering him a gentle smile. Erik's eyes darted to the door, before leaning upward and pressing his lips almost hesitantly against Astrid's. Astrid, who was kissing back softly and uncertainly, and when the two pulled apart, he had a bright red flush on his face.

"I love you, Astrid."

"I love you, too, Erik."

Erik's hand gripped Astrid's, giving him a gentle squeeze and planting a soft kiss upon it. "I loved you for long; I don't remember a time, when I didn't. If you'd like- Look, I realize this is sudden, but I want to ask Papa and Father to allow me the privilege of courting you."

Outside, Thor and Loki had their ears pressed against the door.

Loki snickered. "He reminds me of you." The trickster muttered, grinning slyly.

"You think so?"

"Yes. Like you he is incredibly awkward, at times… but sweet nonetheless."

Thor snorted.

"And Astrid, much like the name you gave him and you, is quite feminine."

"Thor, you mustn't be picking favorites!"

"I could say the same to you!"

"Thor-"

"Please, you know he is! Look at how slender he is, much like you- He will obviously be the one bearing heirs for Erik-"

Erik and Astrid looked at each other with looks of shock.

"Besides, Erik could very well give birth-"

Astrid laughed, while Erik simply looked horrified.

"We can hear you!"

Thor and Loki froze. "Now, you've done it." Loki muttered.


The family made their way to the roof.

"Are we really going to Asgard?" Astrid asked, quietly, Erik holding his hand and gave him a reassuring squeeze.

"It'll be fine. I've been there, before."Erik said, offering him a gentle smile.

"Really…? What is it like?"

"I don't know. I went there when I was one."

Astrid rolled his eyes, a habit he picked up on from the other Avengers. Speaking of them, they were waving and saying how Thor, Loki, Erik and Astrid better come back. "Wait, Astrid!" Hawkeye shouted, before handing the blond his weapons which were in a satchel, a very manly satchel. "Damn, you look manly!" Tony said, jokingly. Suddenly large dark cloud began to swirl above them.

They were going to Asgard.


There was a banquet held in their honor.

After eating, came the dancing. Erik and Astrid sat and watched as their parents danced together swaying to the music.

"They dance terribly." Erik observed, chuckling.

"Yes… But, Thor- I mean, Father, more so! Look at them, all their doing is swaying and spinning and moving side from side."

"Isn't that what dancing is, Brother?"

Astrid burst out laughing, and Erik found himself laughing along as well. His younger brother had a laugh that seemed infectious. "Care to dance?" Erik asked, standing up and holding his hand out. "I'd be delighted." Astrid said with a grin, taking his brother's hand and stood up.

Erik placed one of his hands at Astrid's hip, and the other he intertwined his fingers with. While Astrid smiled, blushing as placed his hand at Erik's shoulder. And the two began to dance.

"Loki? How is it our children dance better than us?" Thor asked, swaying with Loki to the slow music. "They obviously got their sense of coordination and grace from me." Loki said, teasingly.

Thor chuckled, before leaning in and giving Loki a gentle peck to the lips.

"I love you."Thor whispered, gently.

Loki smiled, warmly.

"I love you, too, Thor." He said softly.

Loki always knew something would come after him and his family, something that lurked in darkness. Something that wanted the Tesseract which was locked away in vault somewhere deep in Stark's tower. That something, which wished to court death itself, as frightening as it sounded.

Loki caught himself looking upon his two sons, who were still dancing with each other. Whose eyes held such love for each other, before they leaned towards and kissed for a second. They then, glanced around to see who saw and both waved to their fathers, who of course waved back. He thought of entire family, which consisted of all the Avengers, who waited for them on Midgard.

He knew everything would be alright. For the first time in many years, Loki was perfectly happy with everything, because he had everything he ever wanted.

No one would ever take it away from him.

He couldn't even attempt to be sad or angry about anything, about the people he had lost, had to kill, Because of the people he had gained, and saved.

Not even if he tried to trick himself.


The End.


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