I wished that there were a spell

That could drag us from this hell

But still I guess we won't dwell

Because it's not our faults

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She writes as though this was bliss

Although it's not hard to miss

That it makes no sense to kiss

Though it is not our faults

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Your stare was holdin', ripped robes, skin was showin'

I wish we could be goin'

Why is this plot so darn cliché?

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Hey, I just met you,

And the author's crazy

But we can't stop it

So call me, Harry

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It's hard to stomach,

How we must be,

But we can't stop it,

So call me, Harry

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Hey, I just met you,

And the author's crazy

But we can't stop it

So call me, Harry

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And all the other boys,

Try to chase me,

But apparently,

I'm all yours Harry

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I feel like some sort of doll

Placed in this handwritten scrawl

She wants us in love to fall

But it is not our faults

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I'd beg and borrow and steal

If we could make up a deal

To get us out of this spiel

Still it is not our faults

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Your stare was holdin', ripped robes, skin was showin'

I wish we could be goin'

Why is this plot so darn cliché?

00

Hey, I just met you,

And the author's crazy

But we can't stop it

So call me, Harry

00

It's hard to stomach,

How we must be,

But we can't stop it,

So call me, Harry

00

Hey, I just met you,

And the author's crazy

But we can't stop it

So call me, Harry

00

And all the other boys,

Try to chase me,

But apparently,

I'm all yours Harry

00

Before I came into your life

This could be canon

This could be canon

It could have been canon

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Before I came into your life

You had a Ginny

What happened to that?

You two were so, so glad

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It's hard to stomach,

How we must be,

But we can't stop it,

So call me, Harry

00

Hey, I just met you,

And the author's crazy

But we can't stop it

So call me, Harry

00

And all the other boys,

Try to chase me,

But apparently,

I'm all yours Harry

00

Before I came into your life

This could be canon

This could be canon

It could have been canon

00

Before I came into your life

You had a Ginny

What happened to that?

You two were so, so glad

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So please,

don't call me Harry