You see when a person likes a fandom very much...She gets sorta spammy...

Here I am with two of my favorite characters in small oneshots that makes one hundred percent no sense.

And it was inspired by an icon.

Yeah...Let me shut up now...


Elusive Lightning

Candies


When he graciously volunteered to go shopping for the gang, he didn't expect this.

And by 'this' he meant the cow brat.

Rokudo Mukuro was peacefully walking throughout the streets of Namimori (well, as peaceful as he can get), when the afro hair-styled cow brat had jumped in front of him.

"You're going to be my lackey," the brat stated in a 'no choice is given' matter.

"Look, I'm not planning to kill five-year-olds anytime soon," Mukuro stated in a 'you better start running now' matter, his eyes narrowing. "But if you don't get out of my sight right this moment; I might consider killing you."

"Scary!" The brat shrieked. And before the older danced in joy at the fact that he had gotten rid of the little nuisance, the child did the one thing the illusionist didn't want him to do.

He cried.

Loudly, he might add.

It was awkward to say the least; he was just standing there while the brat cried his heart out. To make the matters worse, he decided to complete the crying fest by clinging to his leg. People were starting look at them weirdly too.

With a defeated sigh, he picked him up and gave him some candies he bought for himself. "Uh..look, take these, but please stop crying."

Immediately, the cow-suit wearing child stopped crying. "Haha, you're a good subordinate, Lambo approves of you!"

Mukuro mentally rolled his eyes. "Now that you're happy and everything, will you leave me alone?"

"Nope," the younger replied, enjoying his sweets.

The blue-haired teen sighed again. "Looks like I have no other choice..."


Shortly after he rang the bell, the door opened revealing a surprised Sawada Tsunayoshi.

"Mukuro? What ar-"

"I believe this brat is yours." He practically shoved him towards the other.

Tsuna eyes widened at that. "Lambo! Where did you run off to? I was looking all over for you!"

"The great Lambo sneaked while you were sleeping!" Lambo declared proudly.

That's not something you should be proud of, the other two thought.

"Well, I'll take my leave now," Mukuro said. "You should be more observant, Vongola; there are many creeps on the streets these days," he added, the mocking tone was hard to miss.

That was...awfully nice of him. "Uh, thank you then, I appreciate it."

"Whatever. The next time he clings to me like he did today, I'll kill him." And with that, he left.

Tsuna sweat-dropped.

"Useless Tsuna! Look at what the pineapple guy gave me." Thank god he's not here right now...

He then saw the chocolate candies in Lambo's hands.

So Lambo annoyed Mukuro.

Mukuro gave him candies.

And on top of that, he brought him home.

Tsuna snorted.

And he dare say he's a bad guy...


So...

How was it?