A/N: I apologize for the INCREDIBLY long wait, but here's the last chapter! :)
Che... Love... NO FUCKING WAY... Never...
I continued glaring at the Spaniard coloring in front of me. Yeah, coloring. WITH GOD DAMMED CRAYONS!
A tiny brown curl caught my attention, it was sticking further out then the rest, reminding my slightly of that American with the... uhh... what did he call it...? Nantucket? Who the hell even NAMES a piece of hair anyway...? And what's a Nantucket anyway? Maybe it's some type of food... yeah... gotta be... he is American after all... I bet it's a type of burger or someth-
"Lovi~ If your gonna gaze at me for so long at least kiss me~ chuuu~" I promptly fallowed up with a punch to his face. Bastard.
"WHY THE HELL WOULD I K-K-KISS YOU!? CHIGI! IT'S NOT LIKE I L-LOVE YOU OR ANYTHING... BASTARD!" I shouted, face bright red as I stared into the green eyes of Antonio, who was currently cupping his bruising face. Jackass.
"Lovi...?" Tears- I mean... sweat, yeah sweat, began dripping from my eyes, streaming down my cheek, and into a tiny puddle on the floor. A tiny puddle of manliness...
I fell to the floor with a pathetic thump, why won't he just leave and never come back?
"Lovino!" He shouted, before I could process what just happened two arms encircled me in a warm embrace.
"Lovi what's wrong!? Are you hurt!? LOVI!?" The tomato/turtle loving bastard shouted, trying to get a response out of me. I stared up at him with teary eyes, watching his eyebrows twist in worry, and his mouth open and close as he spoke.
Suddenly, a single thought consumed me as I gripped the back of the Spaniards shirt, tugging him closer while I whined as loud as I could. I've fallen in love with Antonio... and can't deny it anymore... I'm fucked.
"Lovi...? Ah! Look Lovi!" All of a sudden the wanna be artist stood up, leaving me on the floor like the jack ass he is while he grabbed the paper he had been drawing on and shoved it in front of my face.
At first it was just a big blur until I rubbed at my eyes a couple times, clearing my vision just enough to see two red tomatoes... giant tomatoes... with faces, arms, and legs... and one had a sombrero... the other holding a white flag- IF THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE US-
"It's me and you Lovi~!"
"CHIGI! WHY THE CRAPOLA DO I HAVE A WHITE FLAG!?"
"Because your surrendering to me, Lovi~" I shut my mouth instantly, trying to remember this guy's an idiot and DOES NOT know how I feel... there's no way.
"Pass the red and green, asshole!" I grumbled, sniffling as he handed it off to me. Immediately I began changing the white flag into the Italian one.
"Nooooo~ LOVIIIIII~~~~! You can't do thaaat~!" The crap eater pouted, crashing on the floor next to me and resting his head on my shoulder as I continued adding in a sun, grass, and flowers.
Soon after I felt arms sneak around my waist and a chest against my back, the head still stubbornly on my shoulder as bright green eyes stared at my art work, saving his crappy ass doodle.
"Hey Lovi..." Antonio mumbled after a short while. I hummed in response, much too focused on the cloud I was currently drawing to be bothered with an actual response.
"...Why were you crying...?" His voice was gentle, as if his words could break me in a split second.
I stopped drawing and thought of a response, my face a contorted look of frustration and pure thought. I have no fucking idea how to respond to that, dammit!
"I..." Suddenly our position was very clear to me, and my face grew red, as it always. Fucking. Does. Dammit!
"...uhh...I..." I spun around, about to say something insulting until our lips pressed together in a quick kiss. I was over as soon as it had happened, but no less, it happened.
I gasped and shot out of his arms, my hand in front of my mouth and face, well, like a fucking tomato.
"I-I'm sorry Lovi! It was an accident!" Right... an accident...
"Just... get out..." I replied calmly, trying to keep my cool as I stared at the floor and pointed to the door.
"But-"
"Now." I said more firmly, getting it in his head that he really had to go.
Without a word the Spaniard stood up and walked out the door, glancing back only once before gently closing the door behind him.
I held back tears as I stood up and leaned against my kitchen counter,touching my lips gently. Something as pointless as a kiss with me could only be called an accident...
...Yet... I'm in love with that douche bag...
I glanced over to where we were sitting, eyes landing on the drawing we had been working on together.
I glared at it before reaching down and snatching it up in my hands. I looked at the horribly drawn faces on the tomatoes and couldn't help but laugh.
Really they suck. Terribly.
A tear rolled down my cheek. I closed my eyes and gripped the piece of paper tightly, crumbling it in my hands.
With a swift motion I ripped it into two pieces, heartlessly watching them fall to the ground slowly.
Another tear made its way down my face and I screamed bloody murder as more tears kept falling. Love was stupid, and pointless. Especially when its one sided.
But I know, it's not going to go away any time soon.
-0.0-
A ringing noise filled my ears, stimulating my brain and causing me to wake up. God damn it, haven't I had enough?
My eyes peered open, closing once again the second sunlight hit them, then a few seconds later repeating the action all over for a couple times until I could see as well as keep them open.
The phone rung repeatedly, pissing me off. I stood up slowly and yawned, I stared at the ripped pieces of paper and groaned, about to walk past it when I suddenly noticed pink writing on the back of one of them that had flipped over mid air.
Ignoring the phone (it's what I do best), I reached down and picked up both pieces, flipping them to they were on the back side.
In a morning daze I began to decode the thick pink letters that were in Antonio's crappy handwriting.
The phone rang about three more cycles before my eyes finally went wide, realizing what I had been reading about five times over.
Dear Lovi,
You've been staring at me for quite a while I wonder what your thinking about~ hahaha~ I hope it's me~ Cuz I'm ALWAYS thinking of you Lovi! 3 And si, I know this isn't a very good way to tell you but, I love you! Honestly I mean it! And I promise I'll tell you when I hand this to you, this is more of just a prep~
He must have asked me what I was thinking about the second he finished writing that...
I gotta find him. I grabbed my jacket, about to run out the door when the person who had been calling me finally decided to leave a message. A shrieking voice finally began shouting on the other end, Bella.
LOVINO WHERE ARE YOU!? IS YOUR BROTHERS WEDDING REALLY NOT IMPORTANT TO YOU!? ITS ABOUT TO START AND IF YOU DARE. MISS. IT. I WILL HANG YOU!
HOLY CRAPOLA THAT'S TODAY!?
-0.0-
I ran into the church where Bella promptly shoved a flower in my pocket and grabbed my arm, dragging my past the rows of grooms men and bridesmaids.
The music began and Bella tugged on my arm, signaling for us to start walking. Bella was smiling and waving the whole way up to the potato creep, where we each separated, moving to our correct locations, mine being stuck next to the albino... whose bird kept staring at me. Fucking bird.
I kept my eyes on the next brides maid and grooms men, only to realize it was FUCKING ANTONIO so I glanced away, trying to make it look like I was distracted... only to find myself staring passionately at a blank wall... dammit...
Soon enough the tomato lover was standing next to me, only he was completely silent, his eyes focused on the walk way.
I took a quick glance at his face, he looked terrible. And I don't mean that as an insult, I mean that as a HOLY FUCK HAS THIS GUY EVER HEARD OF SLEEP!?
Because just looking at those purple bags under his eyes makes me want to take a nap.
Suddenly the music changed, catching my attention just in time to see Feli walk into the room, a huge smile on his face despite the girly tears streaming down his cheeks.
Reluctantly my lips twitched up into a smile, he looked beautiful. Gay, but beautiful.
I peered over at the potato ass, who wiped a tear from his eye and smiled,making me grin. This is all on camera you jack ass.
No less i'm happy for them, just like everyone else gathered in this room.
The ceremony continued,and in one hell of a long fucking wait they finally were husband and husband/wife/ whatever the hell you'd call Feliciano.
As soon as everyone started clapping I sat my ass down in an empty chair, exhausted. You try standing there, completely still for that long! CHIGI!
With a sigh I looked up, only to find Antonio staring right as me. When our eyes met we both turned bright red and looked away, this is awkward...
-0.0-
FINALLY, FIFTY MILLION PICTURES LATER IT WAS THE RECEPTION.
Kiku, the one who ended up being our photographer, would NOT stop taking pictures and getting nose bleeds! We had to pause every time the blood started to gush out again.
However, it was for Feli, and I got through it with minimal complaining. Fucking bastards, all of them. How the hell can they stand still for that long?
I sipped on my champagne again, annoyance dancing on my face as I glared at the albino potato giving his congratulations speech. I'm pretty sure he's just talking about how awesome he is right now, but I can't be sure since I stopped listening when he got into his S&M present he got our brother's. Dear god we're related now aren't we?
I sighed, trying to think of what the fuck I was going to say... Only when Gilbert finally shut up Antonio stole the microphone, and my drink came spraying out of my mouth.
"First, I would like to say congrats to Feli and Luddy~!" I could practically hear the smile he must be beaming right now. And no I'm not looking at him, I'm cleaning off the back of Bella's dress. Shut up.
"Secondly... though..." His voice deepened and I looked up, he was staring right at me. My face turned bright red as I felt my heart pace start to pick up.
"I once met the most adorable little tomato I could ever have imagined. He actually ended up being my favorite author, and apparently my best friend's brother's fiance's brother hahah~ small world~" I'M NOT A TOMATO YOU BASTARD!
..The shade of my face would disagree...
"But... Lovi..." He started walking up to me,stopping less than an arms distance away as he grabbed my hand and knelt in front of me. My heart was screaming at me, but I found myself unable to move, trapped in pools of green.
"...I fell in love with you... I want to spend the rest of my life with you Lovino. I want to wake up and see you every morning! And I want to kiss you a lot~ and I want to have a little house and every morning we can go into our garden and pick out tomatoes~ So Lovi...Will you marry me~?" The jack ass pulled out a FUCKING RING from his back pocket! WHAT THE HELL!?
My mouth opened and closed for all of a minute before I finally found it in me to speak. "WHAT THE HELL!?"
The smile never left that douche bag's face. "YOU HAVE TO ASK SOMEONE TO DATE YOU FIRST YOU DONT JUST SKIP RIGHT TO MARRAGE YOU- You... you..."
The tomato lover kept smiling at me, and I... I... "Yes..." I fucking caved...
The Spaniard's face lit up as he picked me up in a giant hug, spinning me around like I was some sort of stuffed animal. "I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU LOVINO!"
"Ch-CHIGI! I LOVE YOU TOO YOU BASTARD PUT ME DOWN BEFORE I CUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF-"
"I love you Lovi~" With that the ass hole kissed me, in front of everyone. And of course all those jack asses "awwwww~"ed and Kiku,Bella, and Elizabeth pulled out their camera's.
Bastards.
THE END~
A/N: I DID IT! That took SO flippin long and I am REALLY sorry to everyone who waited, but thank you so much I hope I didn't disappoint! :D