Katniss VS Bella online
Firegirl12: Who are you and why did you invite me to this conversation?
Ilovemysparklingboyfriend: I'm Bella Swan and I'm like going through this um … love triangle and I uh heard you were too and I wanted like … advice.
Firegirl12: ugh, I do not need love and I don't care about boys loving me … I have more important things on my mind.
Ilovemysparklingboyfriend: but like … when Peeta went away what did you like do
Firegirl12: I lead my country in to rebellion and brought about the end of an evil and oppressive government. What did you do when fag- I mean Edward left you?
Ilovemysparklingboyfriend: I curled up on the floor in the foetal position and cried for 4 months.
Firegirl12: I would seriously love to give you some berries right now.
Ilovemysparklingboyfriend: Uh what?
Firegirl12: Never mind.
Ilovemysparklingboyfriend: Like I just love Edward so much and I know we should be together forever but then there's Jacob …
Firegirl12: well what do you like about each of them?
Ilovemysparklingboyfriend: Well Edward is just like so beautiful and stunning especially in the sunlight and like Jacob takes his shirt off ALL the time. Why do you like Peeta and Gale?
Firegirl12: Peeta is the person who saved me from starvation as a child and became a symbol of hope for me. He loved me all of his life when he heard me singing , he threw bread to me when I most needed it , he vowed to protect me in our bloody fight to the death and he is the only person who can relate to what I have gone through.
Gale is my closest and lifelong friend and my hunting parent whom I share a mutual bond of respect with and would trust with my life and we helped each other through the hard times and to feed our starving families.
Ilovemysparklingboyfriend: But like … aren't they both super hot also?
Firegirl12: *face palm* I guess so … but I do not need either of them now I am going through my the grief of my little sisters death and the horrors of two Hunger Games and being the mocking jay and being so torn between two guys who have saved me in many ways
Ilovemysparklingboyfriend: Yeah I know … I have been through so much! I moved to a new school and every guy had a crush on me and like I met a vampire and then my best friend was a werewolf and like they both love me but I love Edward and he left me and then he came back and it's just so much stress it makes me show so much emotion!
Firegirl12: um … I'm going to go now
Ilovemysparklingboyfriend: WAIT! I need you to tell me what to do!
Firegirl12: a choice between a guy who is hundreds of years older than you and sparkles in the sunlight and one who is actually a hairy beast … I can see how difficult that must be :/
Ilovemysparklingboyfriend: I know! Thanks so much Katniss G2G I'll talk to you later … I need to go and think
Firegirl12: that shouldn't take too long – bye.