(A/N) I've always wondered this, so, I figured why not make a fic out of it? Anyway, R&R. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own Zip.

Which Personality?

"Alfred, I have a question." I said to Alfred.

"And what would your question be, Master Dick?" He replied.

"Is Bruce's real personality Bruce Wayne, Batman, or somewhere in between?"

There only a few times that Alfred will ever not know the answer to a question. This was one of those times.

"Why don't you ask him, Sir?" The dreaded answer in a question technique.

Every child tries their hardest to avoid this kinda situation.

Danget, I was referring to myself as a child in my own mind, again.

I sighed.

"You do know that I know that he would just give me either no answer or the wrong answer, right Alfie?"

I turned back to him.

He wasn't there.

I sighed.

"Sometimes I hate that your a bat, too."

(A/N) If any of you guys have your own opinion on this matter, then, do tell. Any way, I hoped you liked it!

Peace out, Peeps!

- Robin-Is-Awesomeical