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The Night World Crack Fics

FLASH. FLASH.

"Ash!" Mary-Lynnette gasped, gripping tightly on her seatbelt as if her life depended on it. And right now, it technically did.

"Did you see that?" Ash asked, looking at the rear view mirror. He stared at the car that overtook them. "That guy got caught on camera!"

"No," Mary-Lynnette said, shaking her head, "we got caught."

"Bullshit," he told her, rolling his eyes. "That car was running faster than mine."

"No," Mary-Lynnette argued again, slowly easing her tight grip from her seatbelt. "It was us."

Ash simply shook his head, humming to the music on the radio.

. . .

When they reached the mansion, Mary-Lynnette sighed and entered the kitchen, just in time to see
Rashel and Quinn get in through the back door.

"Quinn got caught on camera," Rashel muttered to Mary-Lynnette, sitting beside her on a stool.

"As did Ash," Mary-Lynnette said. "He was running so fast, and then someone overtook the car . . ."

"So was Quinn. Except he overtook the fast car in front of him," Rashel sighed.

"I'll just check it on the internet," Quinn said nonchalantly, jogging out of the kitchen.

. . .

Three days later, Ash received a letter about the incident a few days back. Quinn received something like that too.

"I told you," Mary-Lynnette said to him as she walked past him, an amused smile on her face. "How much do you need to pay?"

"Thirty dollars," Quinn muttered, coming up beside Ash. Ash glanced at him, raising an eyebrow.

"You too?"

"Yeah," Quinn said, smirking, "I overtook your car."

Ash laughed, smacking Quinn on the back. "You asshole."

A/N: Hey guys! :) This actually happened to my dad and uncle. I was in my uncle's car and my dad's was in front of his, yet my uncle didn't know that so he overtook the "incredibly fast car." Anyway, they both got the speed trap ticket. Ahaha. (: