"Oh look," Arceus stated as he was tending to his garden high in the white puffy sea of clouds, high in the blue sky. "It's another random update to a fetish story."

"...There's a fetish for crying?" Mega Rayquaza stated as he was flying up and down and all around in loops.

"Aye." Arceus nodded as Aria Meloetta appeared, crying her eyes out. Arceus rolled his eyes as he approached Meloetta.

"Sob... wah..." Meloetta cried as she was wiping tears from her eyes.

"All right, what is bothering you this time?" Arceus asked as he turned his head to the crying legendary singing Pokemon.

Meloetta's stomach growled as she glanced up at Arceus. "I'm... really hungry..."

"That's not something to cry over." Mega Rayquaza scoffed as he was playing tennis by himself, being fast enough to count as two people.

"Yes it is!" Meloetta snapped as she was bawling, waterfalls of tears pouring from her eyes. "You don't know what it's like to have your tummy attempt to eat itself out, desperate for even the faintest taste of icing!"

"Now Mel..." Arceus stated as he towered over her, shaking his head. "Calm down... I'm sure there's plenty of other food for you to have."

"No there isn't! Nothing can satisfy me like icing!" Meloetta wailed as her crying got more annoyingly high pitched, with Arceus rolling his eyes as Mega Rayquaza zipped into outer space for some reason.