A/N: 2014 update for most of the chapters
Wally was a man of bright ideas. All the same, he was also a man of very bad ideas. Unfortunately, some days the team just couldn't tell the difference between those ideas and they often found themselves caught in the crossfire. His newest idea was one of this indistinguishable ideas, which came with summer vacation, where Wally insisted that they all go for a road trip. Unfortunately, he left out a very crucial detail; Where that road trip would start.
"Wally... This has to be your worst idea yet!" Dick hissed, clutching his coffee cup in one hand and pulling his jacket closed with the other.
"Oh come on! How was this a bad idea!" Wally yelled, throwing his hands in the air, only to have them freeze in place from the cold.
"Oh lets see, a road trip and our first stop is TO ANTARCTICA!" Dick screamed, throwing his coffee on the ground and watching as it froze to the ground.
"Why did you pick Antarctica anyway?" Artemis complained as she rubbed her freezing shoulders in a vain attempt to warm them.
"Well, you guys were complaining about how it was so hot outside, so I thought this would help us cool down." Wally said, sheepishly rubbing the back of his head.
"THEN WHY DIDN'T WE JUST GO TO POOL!" Conner shouted, for some reason being more angry than the rest of them as he slammed the door getting back into the mini-van the team had gotten just for this trip.
Following the clones example, everyone else got back into the van and turned up the heat, feeling relieved as a puff of warmth emitted through the van's small space and warming them all instantly. After a few minutes of awkward silence, Kaldur finally took this chance to break the awkward tension.
"Can we please try to enjoy ourselves?" Kaldur asked, taking off his knit cap and rubbing his forehead. "Our stay in Antarctica is only for a few days after all, can't we all try to get alone for that time?"
The team thought it over, and they were all about to agree but at that moment the team heard a growling sound. Dick's face paled almost instantly while everyone else was just straining to hear the growl again.
"Um guys... A-aren't there polar bears in the Arctic?" He asked as his eyes widened a little from behind his sunglasses.
A few seconds later his questioned was answered, and a polar bear suddenly jumped onto the car. It ripped off the roof like it was nothing and began to scratch and claw at everything in sight, this included the team inside.
"HOW DOES A POLAR BEAR RIP OFF THE ROOF OF A MINIVAN!?" Artemis screamed, ducking her head and narrowly avoiding a swipe of the claws.
"I DON'T KNOW! JUST GET THE FLAIRE GUN! GET THE FLAIRE GUN!" Megan exclaimed, searching like mad for the gun.
"I GOT IT! I GOT IT!" Dick yelped, pulling it out of one of the bags and taking aim before he shot it off a few times.
The frightened bear let out a terrified yelp, and grabbed something from the car before it ran off. Just then, Wally ran into the car remains of the car's roof, apparently he had take shelter else where while the rest of the team was trapped in the car.
"Is everyone OK?" He asked, all concern present in his tone.
"Yeah, we're fine. But... THAT DAMN BEAR STOLE OUR PRINGLES!" Dick shouted, grabbing handfuls of his hair.
"Wally, may we please leave now." Kaldur whispered to Wally suddenly.
"Sure... Next stop! AUSTRALIA!"