Hi everyone! My last SYOT was taken down so I decided to try something new. I love writing humor fics so I have decided to write a parody SYOT! Please PM me your tributes :)

Head Gamemaker Lucia Wilson sat at her desk, listening to the idiotic chatter of her colleagues as they flipped through the files of their new tributes. Since the 74th games, where a record number of gamemakers had been murdered by tributes, the Capitol had been extra cautious about the tributes they sent to the games. They now held the real reapings in secret in the capitol, then checked the files of all the tributes they picked to make sure none of them were like That Girl. That Girl could have destroyed the whole of Panem with her rebellious attitude and her star crossed lovers act. Thank Panem she had been killed by the tributes from two before things got too out of hand. She had already caused uprisings in Eleven and now that Twelve seemed in a rebellious state as well Lucia had to be extra sure that she made these games as brutal as possible. Unfortunately, the odds weren't in her favor, as the tributes for this year seemed set to make these games a comedy show. Lucia face-palmed as she began to write up another tribute form. President Snow demanded these as they helped him to keep track of the tributes. Lucia sighed as she stared at the form, along with the instructions printed next to each category.

Name (Please no one called Ebony Darkness Princess Perfect Bloodstain, I will have them executed before the games even start)

Age (12-18, it caused quite a mess when a nine year old was reaped in the 58th games)

Gender (If you can't understand this one you're fired)

District (Careers are from districts one two and four. If the tribute has trained and is from another district, you better have a damn good reason)

Appearance (Please don't make all the tributes supermodels, they can never be as sexy as the great Cornelius Snow!)

Personality (At least a few sentences, having a load of conflicting adjectives for this makes me want to poison myself... Again)

Family (Not everyone's an orphan. I'm not that mean)

Friends (If they're loved by everyone, shoot them. Only I can be loved by everyone!)

History (Make it believable, and nothing remotely similar to She Who Must Not Be Named From District Twelve)

Reaped or volunteered (Not a lot of volunteers from none career districts, the careers will be sad)

Reaction if Reaped or reason if volunteered (For the love of Cato no one volunteering for their little sister!)

Strengths (No more then four, the super ninjas scare me)

Weaknesses (No less then three, I need something to use against them!)

Worst fear (Lucia said this is part of the arena so be creative!)

Fatal flaw (A major weakness that I can kill them with MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!)

Weapon of choice (Hehehe, stabby stabby stab stab stab!)

What they do in training (Theres an awesome story on fanfiction about training sessions by i-am-foxface! READ IT OR DIE!)

Likes (I like poison, roses and death!)

Dislikes (I HATE MOCKINGJAYS!)

OPTIONAL (I'll give you a cookie if you fill it in!)

Reaping outfit (What they wear when they go to their deaths!)

Chariot outfit (Oooh, sparkles)

Interview outfit (Yay, more sparkles)

Interview strategey (Hi, I'm President Snow, I'll win the games because I am awesome!)

Mutt ideas (Hehehe, mutts are funny)

Arena ideas (How about a giant cake!)

Anything else (Did I miss anything in my epic form of epicosity?)

Lucia began to fill in the form, from her years of working as a gamemaker she knew the do's and don't's of tribute forms. She knew that she had to make the tributes interesting and believable. She had to make them stand out but she also had to have weaker tributes that might just surprise everyone and win. No Mary Sues, they make the President doubt his sexyness. No one anything like She Who Must Not Be Named. No boring people, they were boring. And no one with mood eyes and naturally pink hair, it made Effie Trinket jelous. She groaned as she looked at the mountain of papers. It was going to be a long day