A/N: This came about while listening to the Dr. Horrible soundtrack and thinking that Loki should join the E.L.E. After wondering what his acceptance letter would sound like, I came up with the below.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Avengers or Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

The below is sung to the Bad Horse Chorus

...

Bad Horse, Bad Horse

Bad Horse, Bad Horse

Your destruction of Manhattan was such a lovely sight

The chaos you brought gave The E.L.E. delight

The masses were so panicked and quivering with fright

The flying worms; The alien force

The potential of its final course

...

Bad Horse, Bad Horse

Bad Horse, He's bad

The Avengers may have stopped you from reaching your true end

Your gleeful choice of mischief we all do commend

Join The Evil League of Evil, and we will be your friends

We'll help you plan the fall of Thor

We'll be your posse

Signed: Bad Horse