Disclaimer: I own no characters except for my OCs Bman Allstaria, Domino, R.O.T.O.M., Darkball, and Anti-Timmy.
Location: Genius Grove
Normal POV
The noise is what woke Dexter up. It was a combination of several laboratory alarms and Dee Dee's worried tone.
"DexterDexterDexterDexterDext erDexterDexterDexterDexter!" She rattled.
Oh, and that Dee Dee was shaking him like a maraca.
"DEE DEE!" He yelled. He regretted the outburst since it hurt his throat.
Dee Dee pulled her little brother close. "Oh Dexter! I'm so happy you're alright!" She sobbed. Dexter tried to get up, but felt dizzy and fell back down. Whatever that 'angel' did sure left the room wobbling.
"Where am I?" He asked.
Dee Dee looked nervous and sweat dropped. "Uh…in our new porch?"
"We don't have a porch…" Deadpanned the genius.
"We kinda do now…"
Looking behind him, Dexter saw a giant hole in the house, and subsequently, his lab. Looking back inside, more of his lab was destroyed, machines sparking and fires burning.
"Great…what else could go wrong?"
"DEXTER!" Came a pair of angry voices.
Dee Dee and Dexter jumped. "Oh dear God…" He said.
Checking the source of the voices, the siblings saw their mom and dad! The dad was blonde haired with glasses, and both of them had Hawaiian shirts, straw hats, and flower necklaces on.
And they did not look happy.
"Dexter, what is all this?" Asked Dexter's mom, motioning to the vast technology in the lab. Or at least the parts that weren't destroyed.
"We're gonna have a long talk about this young man." Dexter's dad said sternly, waving his finger at his son. Dexter sighed and reached a hand into his coat.
"No father, I don't believe we will." He said, pulling out his lazer gun. He had it modified long ago to have a mind wiper function, just in case a situation like this arose…again. He'd considered using it on Dee Dee, but Dexter knew that she'd find her way back in one way or another.
After setting the function, Dexter aimed it at his parents.
Click.
…nothing happened. Dexter blinked in surprise.
Click. Click.
Clickclickclickclickclick.
Dexter groaned in annoyance. "What the heck?" He pulled open a panel examining the inner workings. Just what could have gone wrong?
And then it hit him.
Back on the island…when he felt that surge of pain…with the blue sparks…
It acted like an EMP wave. The attack must have terminated all of Dexter's inventions that he had on him, like the gun and the tech in his gloves.
"Did you just try to erase our minds?" Dexter's mom gasped. Dexter dropped the gun and removed one of his purple gloves. His hand had several burns from the malfunctioning tech, earning a small gasp of concern from Dee Dee.
"You're in big trouble Dexter!" Said his father.
Dexter sweat dropped. "What else now?" He lamented.
Just then, Monkey flew in the large hole, suit torn and looking fried after being sent flying by Badaxtra. He landed on the metal floor, exhausted. As he gasped for breath, Monkey's mask slid off of his face, unable to stay in one piece due to the wear and tear. Deter and Dee Dee gasped.
"Monkey!" Dee Dee yelled, happy to see him, especially since she lost track of him when Badaxtra attacked.
Dexter yelled in shock. "Y-You?!" He cried. "You mean MY monkey is actually the great superhero Monkey?" Dexter couldn't believe that a young man of his high intelligence could not make such a connection!
Monkey shrugged nervously until he saw Dexter's discarded ray gun. He quickly picked it up and pointed it at his owner.
Clickclickclick.
Monkey sweat dropped and tossed the gun over his shoulder, too tired to do anything else.
Dexter exhaled tiredly, zoning out from his parent's voices.
"I hate my life…" He said, closing his eyes in an effort to discover what he did wrong that led to all of this…
Location: Daten City
Normal POV
"Panty! P-Please g-get up."
Panty groaned at the sound of Brief's worried voice. She stood up, relatively dizzy from the impact of the attack. Looking around, she noticed Stocking was in a similar state. With Brief was Garterbelt and Chuck, the former two approaching them while the later was derping around.
"So, um…how'd it go?" Brief asked.
"Uh…" Panty surprisingly didn't want to tell him anything about Bman's death, for fear of being emotional in from of THEM of all people. Stocking's expression was unreadable by her sister, which was a first.
Luckily, before Brief could press further, Garterbelt discovered something on the ground.
"What the fuck is my Black Card doing out here?" He said. As he picked it up, a massive pile of goods fell out of a hole in the sky before sealing back up, right on top of the angels and Chuck.
The pile itself was composed of sweets, clothes, purses, shoes, and other presents. That moment was just what Panty needed to change the subject. Her sister beat her too it though, showing a happy expression.
"We maxed it out! I mean, you were dead right? Why would you care?" She admitted.
"WHAT KINDA ANGELS ARE YOU?!" Garter spat at them.
The lot of them piled into See-Through, Stocking in the driver's seat as they raced back to the church.
"You're supposed to be emissaries of God, not fucking thieves!" Garter scolded the two angels.
"You're so goddamn dramatic…" Panty dismissed, already bored. "I guess we're not going back to Heaven anytime soon."
"I guess not, but that's cool. This is more our style anyway." Replied Stocking.
"Girl don't I know." Panty agreed.
Back in the city, Brief sprinted off after the pink Humvee. "WAIT FOR ME!" He pleaded.
Way behind them, deep inside the rubble, and not surprisingly still alive, was Fastener.
Fastener scrambled through the debris, lifting up rocks in search of something…
Or someone. A moan came out in the nearby area, sending the zipper animal bounding in the location it came from. Under a large slab of roof, probably from a warehouse he guessed, were strands of silver hair…
Jackpot.
"Fastener!" He cried, giving the rock multiple slashes from his sickle-like hands. After a second, the rock split apart, revealing Scanty and Kneesocks! They were practically, hair messy, and their eyes were empty with a look of ecstasy on their faces.
Taking a closer look, Fastener saw bite marks, burns, and slashes on their bodies. And all the white on their bodies…Fastener face palmed, only imagining what happened to them in there. And embarrassed that he served them of all demons…
Down at the church, See-Through parked out in front, with the riders piling out with Brief, having eventually stopped to pick him up.
"Chuck." Derped the zipper dog, bounding off towards the entrance with the others close behind.
"Home sweet fucking home! What's for dinner Garter?" Panty asked, seemingly forgotten about Bman already. Garterbelt rolled his eyes and didn't respond.
"Hey Panty." Said Stocking, walking next to the blonde bombshell.
"Yeah?"
"You know how our heavenly weapons kill Ghosts and shit, but don't work on people like at all?"
"Yeah."
"I wonder what they do to angels…"
Panty shrugged. "Fuck if I know? I mean, you would have to try it to see-"
Stab.
Stocking used Stripe I to stab Panty in the back on her head, right between the eyes. Without skipping a beat, she proceeded to slice Panty up at lightning fast speeds, reducing the slut to a pile of neatly chopped pieces. Surprisingly, there was no blood…and she did this right in front of the other three men.
Silence.
And then Brief screamed bloody murder. Garterbelt looked angry, ready to act. "This was not according to plan!"
But before he could act, in one fell swoop, Stocking stabbed the priest through his heart and crushed Chuck with her foot.
"OH MY GOD!" Garter cried as he exploded.
Brief screamed not because of Garter, but for the fact that his penis was currently glowing blue and growing larger.
Suddenly, something that looked like a water droplet (or a sperm droplet if you think about it) popped out with a familiar face…
Corset!
He began laughing maniacally. "She's been cut into 666 pieces!" He announced. "That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard!"
He bounced around laughing, mocking Brief who just sat there on the ground, utterly flabbergasted. "Stocking…why?" He began.
Stocking gave him a cold, unfeeling look. "I'm sorry. But surprise, I'm actually a demon." She admitted.
"W-What?" Brief couldn't believe it. His mind shut down trying to process the information. But Corset's cackling brought him out of his trance, bringing the teen's attention to a projector screen he brought up, showing a map.
"Check this out! It's gonna be super fun! I'm gonna make a trail of Panty pieces!" He admitted. "Gather them all up as you follow the path, and you'll end up in the nearby town of Oten City, where the Hell's Gate keyhole now lies! It's a scavenger hunt! Once you're there, stick your dirty business into the open hole just like you did before! Only then will I return your precious Panty to you!"
Before Brief knew it, Stocking and Corset departed down the path, dropping little Panty pieces behind them. "I'll be waiting!" He cried over his shoulder.
"GOD! MY! OH!"
Garterbelt came back to the land of the living. The two humans and Chuck just stood there, brain dead over the sudden turn of events.
A fly took of from a blade of grass, which was the only noise in the area.
After a moment, Garterbelt coughed awkwardly. He then raised a hand out dramatically.
"Go! Follow the Panty Path! Brief and Chuck, on your way!" He commanded.
Brief began sweating profusely. HE had to stop Stocking?! All by himself, since Chuck was normally useless and Panty's been killed.
Where's Bman when ya needed him?
Location: Bellwood
Normal POV
When Ben awoke, he was back at the warehouses in Bellwood. The same location that Bmaniac decimated them in. The sky was normal now, probably sometime in the early morning. Ben didn't say a word as he began his trek out of the area to…Ben didn't really know. Home maybe? Or at least the hospital to see how Kevin was doing.
And just where was his cousin Gwen? Ben didn't think about any of that very long. He just…wanted all the pain to go away.
The pain from Bman's murder.
The pain from Kevin's injuries.
Just…all of it. He decided to go drown his sorrow in smoothies. So distracted was he that he didn't notice that his Ultimatrix wasn't glowing…
Location: Townsville
Normal POV
Blossom's eyes slowly fluttered open, feeling something on her nose. A butterfly flew away as she sat up slowly, feeling…weaker then usual. Gazing around, she was on her front lawn. The Professor's car wasn't in the driveway, meaning that he was still at his office. It worried her that she was the only Puff there.
Buttercup and Bubbles were nowhere in sight. But she did find someone else.
"D-Domino…" She said weakly. The sound of her voice must have spurned him awake as he picked his head up in response. He looked over to her and came towards her, with some difficulty. He limped over, but seemed fine otherwise.
"Domino…are you OK?" She asked.
Domino barked, but didn't give any kind of expression.
That worried Blossom.
She had never seen Domino not answer a question by speaking English. Did he hit his head?
"Domino…say something…" She said. He just gave her a vacant look and began to lick himself, not something she was hoping he'd do.
She picked him up and held him close, teary eyed. "Domino please! Talk to me! Say something!"
Domino only squirmed in her grasp until he caught the attention of the same butterfly that was on Blossom. He watched as it flew away, Blossom watching it as well.
It was a monarch butterfly that was black and white in color.
Blossom could feel the tears falling from her eyes as she watched it fly away, leaving her...
Like another thing in black and white.
"Oh, Bman…" She held Domino close to her chest sobbing silently. It wasn't enough that she lost him himself, but now she lost the closest thing to him via an extension of himself.
Domino just stared blankly at the girl. Sensing that she was upset, he began to whimper and lick her arms in an attempt at comfort.
And as the sun set on the city of Townsville, it also set on the short lived but exciting life of the late inter-dimensional hero Bman Allstaria.
Blossom held Domino close, right as the screen completely faded to black.
Players heard a pulsing sound and a faint audio clip of distorted laughter.
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GAME OVER
The icon flashed on the TV screen three times before staying on, followed by the 'GAME OVER' text.
The game you bought in pre-order certainly had the ratings to back it up. But it really had one of those Gainax endings, which was a shocker. The game-play was fun, the cutscenes interesting, and was overall fun to play. It deserves a good review online for sure…
CONTINUE?
- It's Hero Time!
- I'm Screwed…
That was a surprise. Was there more on the disk? There wasn't anything online about a Chapter or anything. It began to count down.
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