PERSUASION
WOW: Soap. Contrary to popular belief, Sam doesn't own the copyright on the puppydog face.
Disclaimer: I don't own them, and my puppydog face doesn't do me any good at all!
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"Dean, tonight's my TV night."
"But Sam …"
"No, I've been sitting through your car shows and porn all week; I wanna watch my soaps tonight."
"But Sammy, 'Death Zombie Rabies Carnage - the Director's Cut' is on tonight."
"No Dean, we agreed."
"But I forgot it was on."
"Tough!"
"Please Sammy, you can choose the pizza …"
"No. Stop pouting."
"Pleeeeease Sam, I'm begging; look, here I am, begging!"
"Dean, stow the big eyes; you know they don't work on me."
"Sammy, pleeeeeeease …"
"No Dean, and don't give me that look."
"Sammmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee …"
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*AIIIIIYYYEEEEEEE! That zombie ate my husband's eyeballs …*
"I hate you, Dean."
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