Yeah…So….What's up guys…? Hehe…I have been grounded for a while…. IT WAS TOTALLY INJUSTIFIED and I could go on a Loki-worthy rant …but I'll spare you.

Disclaimer: I don't own Avengers. Again, duh.

Warnings: Slash, don't like, don't read.

Tony x Loki

Summary: Dr. Doom goes to Loki, seeking an alliance. Loki, obviously, is not impressed and goes on a long rant about Doom's questionable intelligence level. One thing leads to another and, of course, the Avengers show up. Distracted briefly by his brother, Loki is hit by Doom…and wakes up missing his septor, surrounded by the Avengers, and without his magic… He is told that he will have to live with the Avengers indefinitely…Well, he decides, this is going to be fun…

AND YES I KNOW THERE ARE A LOT OF THESE OUT THERE. IDC. I WROTE ONE ANYWAYS.

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Tony hated when people interrupted him. Pepper and Bruce were the only two that never got smacks on the back of their heads for it. On rare occasions, Rhodey and Happy could get away with just a small glare. But Tony could not stand when people interrupted him when he was in science mode.

But it always seemed that every time he got into one of those beloved moods, when he would lock himself in his workshop for days without surfacing, the alarm would go off and Jarvis would inform the Avengers where and what the problem was.

"Sir, so sorry. But it seems that Loki Laufeyson just so happens to be causing problems, of a sort, with the villain, Victor Von Doom , in the middle of Central Park." Jarvis informed Tony, who let out an almost in-human growl.

"Thanks, Jarvis." Tony grumbled. He could already hear the others hurrying down the steps to meet him at the launch pad.

Tony ran to his suit and stood still, as best he could, as the suit came together.

LOKI 3rd person POV. ~~~~~~~~~~~

Loki was officially sick of this…Von Doom character. Frankly, he was annoying. And arrogant. Loki sighed and finally held up a hand to silence the taller man.

"Do shut up. Honestly, your attempt at an alliance was feeble at best. And in no way do I believe you'd "never betray me" as you stated earlier in your…slightly mind-numbing babble of speech. Obviously, you did little to no research on who I even am. I am the lie smith. The silver-tongued God of mischief, lies, fire, chaos, and trickery. For the love of all things that are, or consider themselves, to be 'super-villains", please do not think yourself coy or cunning in you feeble attempt at gaining my "trust" just so you could undoubtedly try to steal my power if I would ever let my guard down."

Von Doom was left speechless. Then his face contorted into unattractive anger. An electric-looking energy swelled between his hands and he shot the crackling ball of light at Loki, who leapt away easily, with all the grace of a pissed-off panther. Green magic swirled around Loki as he and Doom began circling each other.

That was when the Avengers conveniently showed up. Iron Man landed with a dull metal ringing sound, setting Hawkeye down quickly, both of them immediately dropping into fighting stances. Thor landed beside them, grasping his hammer, as always. And finally, the Hulk, having simply leapt from a tall, nearby building, landed on Hawkeye's other side, setting down the Black Widow and Captain. Their landings weren't exactly gentle, making Loki inwardly giggle.

Von Doom whirled on them and shot an energy ball at Captain America, who not-so-easily deflected it with his star-spangled shield.

"Brother! Who is this foe?" Thor thundered, quite literally, as the sky began to darken. Loki rolled his emerald eyes and sighed, deciding to humor Thor for a short while. Just until he could defeat Doom.

"This would be Victor Von Doom. And I was just about to kill him, so your…assistance…is not required." But apparently it was. While Loki had been distracted by Thor, Von Doom had been aiming for Loki's back.

The silvery orb of energy hit Loki right between the shoulder blades. He let out a sharp, strangled cry. His metal armor did nothing to protect him as the energy ebbed into his back.

"Bugger." he groaned before falling face-first into the grass, completely knocked out. Von Doom vanished in a blast of electrical energy, Loki's dropped scepter disappearing with him. The Avengers hurried forward to stand around Loki's unconscious body. Iron Man gently put a metal-clad foot on loci's hip and rolled the god over…quite unceremoniously.

Loki groaned loudly and rasied a hand above his face to shield his eyes from the daylight. Thor knelt beside Loki. "Brother, are you okay?"

"Yes, you dim-witted Neanderthal!" Loki growled, trying to blast Thor away from him using magic. But the glowing green light fizzled and died in Loki's palm. Both Gods stared at loci's hand in disbelief,

Tony let his faceguard come up and decided to sum up the entire situation in one sentence.

"Well. . .this isn't good."

Clint face-palmed. Natasha rolled her eyes and pulled out her phone.

I know I have several stories going right now but I have writing this for a while and then I got grounded and it was the only thing I could do to kill time so it quickly became my main priority. The story is quite long already and I will probably update maybe tomorrow or the next day. Depends on if I go to my dads house tomorrow or not. I probably will though so…Yup.

And I just wanted to add that when I was writing the battle scene, Run This Down by Rihanna came on and I just thought it was perfect for the mood. :p Much Loki-Love, Kamryn.