Title: I Am the King, Obey Me

Words (on Word): 3,915

Rated: MA

Main Pairing: Seme!Zeus/Uke!Poseidon

Summary: Zeus is the king, except nowadays no one is treating him as such. So it's high time that he gets treated with respect. Meanwhile Poseidon is, um, a little tied up at the moment...

Warning: Male/Male, explicit intercourse, anal sex, oral sex, slight S&M, Hestia's dirty mouth, bondage

Disclaimer: I do not own the gods or Zeus' (and Poseidon's) ringtone for Hades, which is Underground King by Drake. (You'll find out about Zeus and Poseidon's ringtones in the upcoming chapters. Bet you'll never figure out what they are! ^^)

Music:

First Scene: Call it What You Want by Foster the People

Final Scene: Misty Mountains (Cold) composed by Howard Shore, written by J.R.R. Tolkien, originally sung by Thorinn and the dwarves, sung by ShaDoWCa7 (on YouTube)

A/N: If you haven't heard Misty Mountains LISTEN TO IT! It's so beautiful. It sends chills down my back. ShaDoWCa7 is a beautiful singer and she sings the full version of the song.

Also I have an AO3 account and if anything happens to this story, or any of my M rated stories, then you'll know where to find it. There should be a link on my profile, but, if not, my username is Kairacahra1869. The second I get on my own computer, I'll update this chapter on that site. All my M rated stories, as of now, can be found on my AO3 account.

As for the Hades/Poseidon story all y'all are waiting for, I'm trying to go as fast as I can, but as I was writing it (and I got to, like, the fifth chapter) I realized that everything was going to go wrong. So then I tried to edit it, but it wasn't getting any better. Finally, I decided to just trash it and start all over. So I did and then THAT turned out to be crap. So I restarted it. I decided that I was going to make it completely AU. I'm not going to give much away, but I'm betting that you'll be shocked. There will be minor OCs, but they're there as extras. I don't know when I'll upload it, but I'm praying it's before this year ends, so stay tuned!

Thank you for being so patient with me! All y'all (XD) are amazing! The next chapter will be Between Hades and Zeus, but there will be NO penetration.

Zeus was going to murder someone. Most likely Apollo and Hermes. He has been sitting in this stupid meeting FOR-FREAKING-EVER. What was the meeting about? Well... it was about the aforementioned gods. They had pulled yet another prank a few minutes after the meeting started which caused all the Olympians present to act out of whack. Fortunately Zeus had been running late so he was fine. Unfortunately everyone else, excluding Hermes and Apollo, were acting way out of character. Athena was going on and on about how ramen noodles was the best creation in the world and had tried to fill the pond with it so she could "share the love with the pretty fishies". Zeus was able to prevent that but now she was running around calling him a ramen murderer. Artemis was wearing makeup and a sleazy outfit with a plan to "use her fabulous junk-in-trunk to get with hunks". The fact that she called her butt "junk-in-trunk" was enough to scare the bejeebus out of Zeus, who stayed clear of her just in case. Ares was in a heated argument with Hephaestus saying that My Little Pony is way better than the Care bears. Hephaestus wasn't hearing it, too focused on playing with Care bears. Then Ares started sprouting lines from the TV show. So Ares watches a little girl's show? Zeus stored that information for later. Aphrodite was... emo. When she had found the time to change her attire and hairstyle, Zeus may never know. Although he guesses that it comes with her job. Still, it didn't stop the creepiness as she started moaning about how "life was but a lie they tell to children to prevent them from discovering the aching hollowness in their souls". Then we have Dionysus who was flitting around, in a maid's costume, cleaning everything. He did not look good in the costume. But maybe Poseidon... Zeus made a mental note to get that costume from Dionysus and convince Poseidon to wear it.

Those were the more sane ones. When he got to his sisters... well... Zeus may never look at them the same. Hestia was going around rapping 'Hustlin' while walking like a pimp daddy. She would stop at random intervals and call everyone her bitches. Then she would proceed to grind up on them. Creepy much? Most definitely. Demeter was going all Russian Mafia spy on them. She would pop out of nowhere and proceed to threaten one of the gods into to telling her where they kept IT. Zeus didn't know what IT was, but he had to admit that it was pretty sexy. Especially since she was talking in a Russian accent and wearing skintight leather. Still... he almost got his balls shot off by a ricochet bullet. Hera was the freakiest though. She was obsessed with... Hades. As in she wanted to get in his pants. Zeus was OK with that, not happy but he could have dealt with it, until she started pulling pictures of him out of her pockets and bags. Pictures of him sleeping, using the bathroom, and taking a shower. Where in Tartarus did she get those and why does she have them?

What made the whole situation worse than it already was? That this was how they were supposedly feeling on the inside. The potion Apollo and Hermes used to spike the drinks made their deepest desires come out. So Athena was a ramen addict, Artemis wants to get with guys, Ares loved My Little Pony, Hephaestus played with Care bears, Aphrodite hates herself and the world, Dionysus is a cross-dressing neat freak, Hestia thought of them as her bitches, Demeter was a Russian Mafia Spy, and Hera was stalking Hades...

Apollo and Hermes had wisely ran away, leaving Zeus to fend for himself and try to find the cure to them. He had long since called Hecate and was now waiting, rather impatiently, for her to get up here and fix them. He had a date with Poseidon's ass and this was cutting his time he could spend with him.

Hades had called him earlier explaining the situation and, Zeus will admit it, he was jealous of Hades. He too had been deprived of sex for the winter. Or at least most of it. OK, some of it. But still. He's Zeus and he's used to having sex practically every day. So of course he was more than happy to help out his brother and punish Poseidon and boy did he have plans. He had sort of tuned Hades out, thinking all the ways he could torture his childish older brother. He too had a reason to punish Poseidon. Unfortunately, Hades dropped the bomb. Poseidon's wife had called him and told him that he needed to be back by seven to get ready for a meeting he has with Oceanus. It was 5:43 now and, judging by the way things are going, he is going to have less than an hour to do stuff. Zeus pulled out his phone, it was a stormy gray with lightning bolts on it, and dialed Hades number.

'Hello?' Hades' deep voice sounded over the phone.

"Um hey. Can you do me a favor? Please?" Zeus hated to plead to his older brother, but if he wanted to get what he wanted he was going to have to do this.

There was a small hesitation before Hades cautiously agreed to help.

"OK. So here's the deal..." and Zeus summarized what was going on to Hades. "...So can you please call Amphitrite and somehow convince her to push the curfew back?"

Zeus could hear Hades pondering over this. 'Fine. I'll try, but don't expect much. This is Amphitrite we're talking about.'

"Thank you! Bye." Hades said goodbye and they hung up. Zeus looked at the clock and sighed. It was now 5:52. What was taking Hecate so long?

"Yo! You my bitch." Hestia's gruff voice sounded. She was pointing an accusing finger at Zeus and in her hand was a very skimpy, extremely slutty schoolgirl outfit. "Put dis on and get out dere, ho. Ya best be listenin' ta me or ya goin' ta get an ASS KICKIN'! Ya here me?" She threw the outfit at me and proceeded to harass poor emo Aphrodite. Zeus examined the outfit, an evil smirk growing on his face. Or Poseidon could just wear this...

The doors opened and through it came Hecate. She walked up to him all innocently as if she hadn't been over an hour late. She bowed and straightened, meeting his cold stare coolly. She calmly said. "You called me, my lord?"

It took all of Zeus' willpower not to just zap the goddess into Tartarus but he knew that if he was going to get her help he would have to cool his temper. Hecate doesn't give to those who annoy her. Most of the time she'll make the situation worse just to get back at them...

"Hecate. I ask that you please find a cure for this..." he gestured towards the mayhem. Hecate looked at it with a critical eye only a magic user, like her, could do. She nodded to herself and told Zeus she knew the cure.

Zeus almost dropped down and started groveling at her. FINALLY! He'll be free! Hecate conjured a bucket of something and went around splashing people with it. The results were instant. When she was done she walked back over to Zeus, her hand sticking out expectantly. Zeus gave her the required amount and tip.

"So..." Zeus started. "Would you please give me some of that potion?"

"It's not a potion..." She said, walking away.

Now Zeus was confused, "If it's not a potion... then what is it?"

Hecate smirked and simply said, "Water."

When she left Zeus was still trying to process what she just said. Then it clicked.

"... You have GOT to be kidding me!" Zeus muttered, angrily to himself. "This whole time I could have just used WATER?!" he body trembled with anger. He could have been with Poseidon, doing all kinds of dirty things to him.

"I AM GOING TO KILL APOLLO AND HERMES!" he bellowed, shaking the rest of the room's occupants out of their daze. They looked confused, but before they could question anything, Zeus left.

People always ask how I got my nice name
Take my crown to the grave
I'm an Underground King.

Zeus answered his cell knowing it was Hades.

"Any luck?" was his greeting.

'What? No hey or how's it going?' Hades responded, feigning hurt.

Zeus scoffed, "Hey. How did it go?"

He heard sigh from the other end before Hades replied. 'She said she'll give him another hour but that's as far as she would go.'

"Really?" Zeus inquired.

'Yes, really. I can be very persuasive and reasonable when I put my mind to it.'

"... You didn't.. like... threaten her, did you?..."

'No I didn't threaten her. Sheesh. You know, as much as you guys like to think me a cold, ruthless, bastard who gets pleasure from harming people, I am capable of negotiating with words. It's you that likes to scare people into submission...'

"... If you say so..." He said, still slightly suspicious. "Well in that case, I owe you one."

'You most definitely do.' He chuckled evilly before hanging up.

Zeus didn't ponder Hades' strange behavior. He was too psyched with his good fortune. For once things seemed to be going his way and, finally, he made his way over to Room 699.

Poseidon was going to die, of that he was sure of. If it wasn't from embarrassment then it would definitely be from the pain he was feeling. Being spread eagle on a bed was one thing. Sure it hurt if you tried to loosen the bonds and you may start to feel the strain of your muscles seizing up after being in that position for a while, but at least you could rest on the bed comfortably. Being spread eagle against a wall, however, was FREAKING painful. Not only did your muscles cramp, but there was a little thing called gravity that had a habit of pulling things down. His arm had long since become numb which, he considers, is good thing. Better numb then numb with pain. One thing was for sure, the second he was free and Zeus was finished with him, he was going to murder Hades. And Zeus, while he's at it. Where In Tartarus was he? Meetings don't take this long and, being the horny god that he is, he should have been out of it in record time.

"Hades and Zeus are going to pay..." Poseidon muttered evilly.

"Hey." Zeus' voice boomed through out the room. "How's it hanging?"

Poseidon growled in answer. "I may be powerless now but when I'm free I'll-"

"You'll what?"

Poseidon smirked, not hat Zeus could see it. "I'll kick your ass so hard your children will feel it."

Zeus growled, but it wasn't a playful or mock growl. Poseidon felt a sudden change in the air.

"Uh Zeus?"

"Be silent brother." Poseidon heard Zeus rustling around behind him, but he refrained from making a sound. Something told him he was in for it. The rustling stopped and a horrible suspense filled silence filled the air.

He started when Zeus' voice broke through the silence.

"I am sick and tired of people disobeying my orders and treating me disrespectfully." Zeus started. Poseidon held back a sigh. He could feel a speech coming on and he really just wanted to get this over with so he could go home and sleep the night away. "Apollo, Hermes, Are even my usually well-behaved daughters, Athena and Artemis, are beginning to act up. Why is it that whenever I make a rule you guys break it?"

He paused, but only for a moment. "But do you know what really grind my gears?" Poseidon could feel the angry glares sent his way. "You. You and your stupid rebellious streak. How many times have I told you not to communicate with your son? I made it a rule for a damn reason!"

Poseidon snapped at Zeus. He's my son. What did you expect?"

Poseidon yelped as rough hands grabbed his hair and yanked his head backward.

"I do this for a reason, not that you would know. You're too busy walking around with your head up your ass to know why they were made."

"Like you're one to talk! At least I act like a father to my children! You only ever helped out to make yourself look better! Look at Thalia and Jason! They got separated and almost killed because YOU were to busy fucking some whore you picked up!" Poseidon spat back.

Poseidon could feel Zeus trembling with anger and he prepared himself for the explosion. Only it never came. Instead Zeus removed his hands from his hair and gently, oh so gently, rubbed them up and down Poseidon's sides.

When he spoke, his voice was soft. "Poseidon? Do you know why I made that rule?"

"... Because you're an ass?"

Zeus chuckled softly and removed his hands, his tone turning back to normal. "Imagine that you were a demigod. You are best friends with another demigod who, just so happens, to be on speaking terms with their parent. That demigod's parent would talk to them sometimes, give them presents, you know... the kind of stuff any regular parent would do. Except... your parent doesn't do that. You try talking with your parent but they never answer. How would that make you feel?"

Poseidon remained silent.

"You would feel sad, most likely." Zeus answered for him. "Lonely, unworthy, but mostly angry. You would start to hate your parent and other demigods who got along well with their parents. You'd probably go against us."

Poseidon hesitated before talking. "But if all gods did this for their kids then that wouldn't happen."

Zeus chuckled darkly. "Oh, Poseidon, you seriously are a kelp-for-brains. If we did that then it would quickly become a disaster! Our children would start to compete with each other, constantly trying to show each other up. 'Oh my mom took me to the movies yesterday.' 'My dad got me into the concert for the new band. And all the tickets were sold out!' 'My mom is taking me on a cruise next week.' 'My dad is going to let me ride his chariot today.' and on and on it will go until they're at each others necks, all of them trying to be the favorite child."

Poseidon's face burned. He hadn't thought of that and he hated how Zeus patronized him for it.

"But of course you didn't think of that. See, Poseidon? This is why I was made king. I think of the future and learn from the past. You shun the past and never think of the future."

WHOOSH! CRACK! THWAP!

Poseidon hissed at the sting of the whip that Zeus pulled out of nowhere.

"I think it is high time that you show me some respect." he cracked the whip again and it snapped right by Poseidon's ear. "So I'm going to discipline you. You are going to get twenty lashings. Ten for me and ten for Hades." he whispered in Poseidon's ear, lustily. "Every time I whip you I want you to say 'Thank you my King. May I please have another?' and if you don't say it I'll add two more lashings onto your sentence. Do I may myself clear?"

"Are you out of your mind? Ok I'll admit it. What I'm doing is wrong, and maybe you should punish me, but I'll be damned before I start begging you for whippings like a slut.!" Poseidon hissed back defiantly.

Zeus didn't say anything. For a while it was silent, all you could hear was the heavy breathing of the brothers. Then, without warning, Zeus cracked the whip.

WHOOSH! CRACK! THWAP!

Poseidon bit his lip to keep himself from letting out a whimper.

WHOOSH! CRACK! THWAP!

He squeezed his eyes shut and slowly breathed out through his nose.

WHOOSH! CRACK! THWAP!

Zeus drew back and hit him harder.

WHOOSH! CRACK! THWAP!

"I can't hear you Poseidon..." Zeus drawled.

WHOOSH! CRACK! THWAP!

Poseidon had tears streaming down his face, his ass was hurting, and his dick was painfully hard.

WHOOSH! CRACK! THWAP!

"I could do this all day Poseidon." Zeus sing-songed smugly.

WHOOSH! CRACK! THWAP!

A small moan made it's way past Poseidon's lips and Zeus smirked. He had brought his hand back to deliver the next blow, when Poseidon spoke.

"T-thank you... my... King." He whispered in defeat. "May I... may I please have a-another?"

Zeus smiled predatorily. "Of course my beautiful slut."

Poseidon moaned, feeling dirty. Zeus brought his hand back and continued with his lashings and each time Poseidon would thank him and ask for another.

"Last one Poseidon..." Zeus stated before delivering the final blow. When he was finished Poseidon let out a breath of relief. His face was burning with shame.

Zeus put the whip down and studied his handwork. Poseidon's back and ass had tons of lacerations on it and the cuts were oozing ichor. Poseidon was shaking. His arms were numb, his legs were numb, and every other body part that wasn't numb was smarting.

Zeus decided to have mercy on Poseidon- for now- and he got him out of the chains and placed him on the bed. He went to the bathroom, found a small bowl of nectar, and returned. He poured it slowly onto Poseidon's back and watched in fascination as it healed.

Leaning over his older brother he bound his wrists with a set of handcuffs to the headboard. Where he got them from... well.. Poseidon would like to know.

"Where... did those... come from?" he panted out, too weak to try to struggle against them.

"Wouldn't you like to know?" Zeus said smugly.

Poseidon just gave him a half-hearted glare, deciding not to waste any words in order to answer that stupid question. Did he not just ask where the handcuffs came from?

"Zeus...?"

Said god just ignored Poseidon. Once again, shuffling was heard, but Poseidon was too weak to do anything but wait the inevitable.

Hands were on him and were feeling every crevice and dip his body had, causing Poseidon to moan in abandon.

Poseidon screamed when, all of a sudden, he felt a hard object up his ass.

"Son of a-!" he growled out, trying to keep himself from getting rammed into the headboard. Zeus smirked smugly, proud that he had gotten such a reaction from his older brother.

He pulled his cock out of Poseidon, slowly, then quickly slammed it back in, smashing his brother's prostate in the process.

He repeated the action, pulling out painfully slow at first and quickly thrusting, reducing the mighty and powerful sea god to a quivering and whimpering mess.

Poseidon pulled and tugged at the handcuffs wanting nothing more than to stroke his abandon cock. He tried to ask Zeus to help him out, but he couldn't get any words out considering the vicious pounding he was going through.

Thick, calloused fingers roamed over the tanned skin, skirting around Poseidon's weeping arousal and climbing up his taut stomach, stopping at his nipples. They pinched and squeezed them, eliciting a low moan from the god. Then they started to crackle.

Small shots of lightning literally shot throughout Poseidon's body, driving his senses into overdrive and making everything more intense. He could feel every inch of Zeus' large cock inside of him, hear all of his moans and mumbled pleas for release, and smell the heavy scent of sex. Had he not been immortal, his body would've surely collapsed from the sensory overload.

Finally, Poseidon could take no more and he came, shooting his load in torrents, his eyes rolling back, and his body twitching violently.

Zeus looked upon the twitching body of his lover and let his clenching walls coax his own orgasm out of him. Holding himself up with what little strength he had left, he undid the handcuffs from Poseidon's wrists and they both collapsed on the bed.

Catching his breath, Poseidon wheezed out, "How did you... manage to use... your powers?"

Zeus held up his wrist, showing a thin, pink bracelet wrapped around it.

"... Why is it pink?" Poseidon inquired. He should've been angry, but he was out of it to feel anything... yet.

"'Dite." He muttered. Poseidon nodded and closed his eyes, snuggling into Zeus' side.

As Poseidon started drifting away to sleep Zeus spoke. "Oh yeah, before I forget, you have a meeting and dinner date with Oceanus in," he looked a the clock on the dresser. " about an hour."

Poseidon cursed Zeus to Tartarus as he raced to get his clothes on, ignoring the sting in his rear. As he teleported himself to his underwater palace, he plotted the perfect revenge against his brothers.