A Study in John

Shagable, nice physique, great tan, lovely eyes, nice odour-

"Sherlock, you're doing that out loud!" John Watson yelled from the living room. Sighing heavily, John removed the laptop from his lap and stood up. He knew Sherlock would be in the kitchen, so he prepared himself mentally for what was to come.

"Sherlock, are you doing an experiment or someth-" His words were cut off when he noticed Sherlock was not even in the kitchen. Frowning slightly, John glanced around the kitchen.

I know I heard his voice coming through here, John thought to himself as he searched the fridge, and even cupboards, for Sherlock.

Where the hell is he?

"I'm here".

With a swish of his coat in a very Severus Snape fashion, Sherlock Holmes appeared on the doorstep to the kitchen.

"How did you-" John started in a high pitched voice.

"I knew you'd ask me that!" Sherlock said, swishing his hair.

Like he always did before deducing, Sherlock took a deep breath.

"I knew you were intrigued by the things I had to say about you, and not by the fact my voice get so deep it would literally make any man or woman melt. So you went to the kitchen to confront me about it, only to find out I wasn't there. But this," Sherlock picked up a voice recorder that lay on the top of a shelf, "was to prove to you that even you, John Watson, cannot ignore the fact you may be into men. Because if you were completely straight, you'd most likely panic when you heard my confession and run straight to Mrs Hudson."

Sherlock coughed due to the lack of oxygen. Man, talking sometimes did take a toll on him.

After the coughing, he proceeded talking.

"If my deductions are right, you will most likely admit your feelings to me in precisely 5 hours. I'll be waiting".

John blinked repeatedly at him for a few moments.

"No, no, no! Sherlock, that was not what I was going to ask you! My god."

Sherlock dropped his pokerface in an instant.

"Er, no?"

John shook his head furiously, nearly making his head roll down his shoulder.

"Then what did you want to ask me?" Sherlock asked.

"How you did that thing with your coat like Snape does."

"…Oh. That proves it then."

"What?"

"You're a Harry Potter fan. Though you more of a Twilight fan, but I guess this will have to do."

John could only blush.

A/N: If John were a wizard he'd probably be in Gryffindor.

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