A/N: uuuuurrrggghhh

30

Saturday

10:32 pm

HI.

It turned out that I was just really PMS-ing and I had my period three days ago.

OKAY! I KNOW! TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

So yeah, the boys got the picture and finally left me alone for those three days. I was really thankfull.

That was, until they figured out something I never really wanted them to know.

And that was I'd get really, I mean, REALLY HORNY after my period. And I'm done for.

So yeah, I was cravin' for some action. But, okay, no butts. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA like hell no.

So, I was cleaning up the kitchen and the living room which became really really really really really really really really diiiiirty.

No one had the mind to AT LEAST throw the beers out from last week. LAST WEEK! Of course, I HAD to be the ONLY responsible one here.

Tch.

Anyway, as I was cleaning, I noticed Sasuke Uchiha and Neji Hyuuga standing side by side opposite of me.

"What are you guys standing there for?"

Really, I was starting to get pissed off with them just standing there and doing nothing while I tiresomely put all of my energy in cleaning up their shit.

"We wanted to help out."

Seriously, I was taken aback at their answers. This ass-y princes of the dick kingdom, finally doing something civil?

"Okay, fine." they caught me off guard for a second, but then I saw them smirk.

"What the fuck are you on about?"

I pointed an accusing finger at them as they attempted to pick up the garbage with their faces still in that bastardy expression.

"What ever do you mean?" Neji replied as he raised a brow at me.

"Yeah, Sakura. We just really wanted to help."

"Hn." Okay, they got to me.

"Fine."

I gave them an annoyed look before I 'hmphed' and focused on the cleaning.

As I was picking up one severed empty can of beer, I was strangely hit by a crumpled paper. Much to my chagrin, it came from Uchiha's direction.

"What the hell, Uchi-"

I stopped dead on my words as I notice him smile at me. Seriously. He was smiling and it wasn't creepy.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE SMILING ABOUT? AND WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME WANT TO DO HIM SO BAD?

Wait, was it even possible? Or was I just imagining? I should really go to the doctors... Or maybe they should go to the doctors...

Uchiha + Emotions (besides anger) = ?

"Sa-ku-ra."

Oh my gaaaaaaahhhhdddd, is this actually turning me ON? And the answer was yes.

"S-Sasuke..." did I really just stutter?

HOW PATHETIC OF ME.

That moment, I was sure it came from one of those cliche love stories Hinata, Ino, and Tenten were always fussing about.

"I-I..."

And then he laughed.

WHAT THE HELL WAS HE ON ABOUT?

"Sakura," I turned to Neji.

And holy shit, he was smiling too.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON?

"Are you guys high or something?" I asked them as I placed a hand on my hip.

"Well, if you're the drug, I'm definitely high just by lookin' at ya." Sasuke stated cooly as he placed a hand on his hip and ran the other through his hair.

"He's right. Definitely high." Neji placed his hands on his pockets and smirked.

"Oh-kay." I rolled my eyes at them.

Oh, I definitely knew what they want.

"YOU GUYS JUST WANT ME TO JOIN YOUR THREESOME, DONTCHA?"

"S-Sakura, that's not-"

"WELL, I'M SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YA, BUT I AIN'T INTERESTED!"

"No, wait, Sakura-"

"I DON'T WANT YOUR- wait a minute," Then I realized what they were doing.

Nothing.

They just stood there with worried expressions while I went on and on about nonsense.

"What were you-"

"We were trying to tell you that we don't want to do a threesome-"

"YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO GET SEXY MOI UNDER YOU GUYS? YA DON'T WANT ALL'A'DIS DOIN' SEXY TIME WIDYA? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?"

"Sakura, if you could just shut up for one second."

Oh Uchiha did not.

He did.

I let it go, sensing that there was nothing really important to argue about.

"Okay, now what Uchiha and I were trying to do was to apologize."

"With smiles?"

"Hn."

"Hn."

"Fine!" I sighed in defeat as they smirked at me once more.

I was getting that familiar butterflies in your stomach feeling when I saw the way they looked at me.

Sure, I saw a hint of lust in their eyes, but there was nothing really like it.

It was...

It was...

It was...awkward.

So yeah, that's what happened at the EARLIER part of the day.

What happened in the indoor pool was another thing...

Okay, so here's what happened with that other thing.

As I was taking a dip in the lukewarm waters of our indoor pool, a huge splash of water could be seen opposite from me.

Ah, it was Kiba and Shikamaru.. AND Sai.

I was really thankful that the only person who wasn't trying to do me was Shino.

Come to think of it... where was he ?...

Ah, trivial matters.

"Sakura!" Sai called out, I noticed he wasn't smiling creepily anymore.

AND THAT WAS SUCH A relief.

Pheew

Anyway, I raised a brow at them as they stared.

"Sakura," Kiba doggy paddled towards me while Shikamaru and Sai just walked around the pool.

"What do you guys want now?"

"We're here to tell you that we're really really really really really really really really really really really really really sorry."

And I saw the look in Kiba's eyes.

I knew he meant it.

If he was just like Naruto, then I knew he was sincere.

And then I turned to face Shikamaru and Sai who didn't look as apologetic as Kiba, but was as looked really sincere in their own league.

"Okay. I-It's.. fine."

I let my guard down for a second and Kiba tried to lick my cheek.

Just as I was about to punch him in the gut, Shikamaru and Sai were already on him, in the water, trying to drown him.

"Okay, see ya guys later." I walked out of there as fast as I could.

Heck, if Kiba was gonna die there, I sure as hell don't want to see that.

Although, what a poor boy, if he ever dies there, he'll be devastated, not getting to taste moi, ever.

I was really getting vainer by the second.

Gah.

-S.H.

A/N: Dats it for now. ya. HAHAHAHA