A/N: Oh, gosh. You guys, I'll be honest, I have no ideas for this anymore. Like, nothing. Besides more episodes, but other than that, my inspiration has run out. I apologize for the long wait, I just didn't know what to write about. I'll probably end this soon… Start a new one, with a whole different plot. Maybe with Rory/11.
P.S. If you don't like guy on guy stuff, turn away now if you'd please. Not saying there's anything explicit, cuz there isn't, but still. Thank you!
P.P.S. I was watching an old episode of Warehouse 13 and that's where I got the idea for this. Then, I watched this one episode of Psych and everything developed from there, I hope you guys like it! Oh, and I own nothing.
Jack woke up in his bed, feeling someone cuddle up to him. He smiled and turned over to meet the person's lips. "Mmm, Ianto…" He stopped short, looking confusedly at the other. He cleared his throat loudly, causing him to awaken.
The other opened his eyes and immediately jumped out of the bed in shock. "Jack? What are you doing?"
"Well, Doctor, I was just about to ask you the same thing. But, judging from your reaction, I would say you have no idea, either."
The Doctor rubbed his temples and shook his head. "What happened last night?"
"Strangely, I can't remember and I honestly would love to know how this happened."
"JACK!?"
"DOCTOR!?" Two voices cried out simultaneously down the hall. Both men in question exchanged glances before running out to find the source.
Ianto rubbed his eyes tiredly, opening them to a sight that made him stifle a yelp. "Rory!?"
Rory turned to his other side, ignoring the yelp completely. "5 more minutes, Doctor. I don't need an adventure right now."
"Rory, get up!" Ianto shook him vigorously. "I'm freaking out right now!"
Recognizing the voice to not be the Doctor's, Rory turned back slowly, eyes widening to the size of moons. "Whoa! What are you doing here?"
"What am I doing here? What are you doing here? What are we both doing?!" Ianto cried, climbing out of the bed.
"Oh, uhh, Ianto…" Rory averted his gaze and looked to the wall. "You're not wearing any clothes."
"Oh my god!" He grabbed the blanket from the bed and awkwardly covered his bottom half. "Where are my clothes!?"
Rory looked around the empty room. He was about to assume they weren't in the room, but upon seeing a sock peek out from under the bed, he ducked down and threw the rest of Ianto's outfit up to him. "Wait, if you're here, then shouldn't…"
Ianto seemed to come to the same realization as he was pulling on his pants. "JACK!"
Rory figured the Doctor could help put the pieces together and called for him too. "Come on, let's see if we can't find them first."
As they were walking down the hall, sticking their heads in every room, Ianto fumbled with the button on his pants and struggled to get his shoes on, handing his shirt and jacket to Rory to hold. "Ughh, my head hurts. Do you remember anything from yesterday?"
Rory furrowed his eyebrows, trying to think. "No, I don't. What the hell happened?"
"Ianto!" Both turned to the sound and saw Jack and the Doctor running to meet them. "Told you we'd find Rory, too."
The Doctor looked relieved before turning serious again. "Can either of you recall anything from the night before?"
"You too? It's a big blank to me."
Jack interrupted before Rory could add anything else. "I think there's a slightly more important question here. Ianto, why are you shirtless? I mean, not that I don't appreciate it, but just asking."
"Oh, sorry. Here." Rory gave Ianto his clothes back. He and Jack darted their eyes back and forth, proceeding to switch places to stand next to their usual partners. "So, umm, what happened with you guys?"
"We sorta woke up in bed together." Jack explained. "And, let me guess, same thing happened with you two?"
Ianto nodded. "Yep, naked."
"Oh, you guys were naked?!"
"NO! Well, yeah, he was. But I was still… fully… clothed." Rory informed them, before something caught his attention. He pointed behind Jack. "Is that actually there or am I just going crazy? Because I really wouldn't be surprised at this point."
The horse huffed in response, as if confirming its existence. All four of them stared at the white horse in disbelief.
Ianto broke the silence. "Ok, so me and Rory just woke up together, while you and the Doctor did the same in the room down the hall, none of us know what the hell happened to lead to that, and now there's a horse in the TARDIS. Am I missing anything?"
"That sums it up. So any theories as to why we all have amnesia? Maybe we had a little too much to drink last night?" Jack suggested, pushing the horse away from him.
"Maybe you gave us all ret-con, for some reason?" Ianto wondered, petting the animal's mane.
The Doctor scanned the horse with his sonic screwdriver. "There doesn't seem to be anything off about it. Maybe we saw something we shouldn't have? Alien problem, perhaps?"
"Maybe we got possessed." Rory frowned at the other three's skeptical faces. "Well, all the good ones were taken!"
"Well, guys, looks like we have a mystery on our hands!" Jack cried, going into detective mode. The horse neighed in agreement. "Ok, does anyone else feel like we just became the Scooby-Doo gang?"
A/N: I had to get something out for you guys, SO SORRY I had to stop there. I'm going to Indonesia and won't be back until August 14 or something like that. So I'll try to work on it over there, but not sure yet.
I have ideas for this, so I'll get it out ASAP! Hope you liked it so far and, umm, Thanks for sticking with me this whole way. Sorry I update really, really slowly.
Look forward to next update though and if you have any theories feel free to give me some, maybe I'll work it in!