Woo-hoo! First Doctor Who fanfiction! Hope people like.

Sorry if a little OOC, especially in the beginning, but I try.

Disclaimer: I could never own something as great as Doctor Who.


The Doctor, Amy, and Rory walk back to the TARDIS after a wild night in the town. The Doctor and Amy were quite drunk and Rory had to guide them back, being the only conscious one.

"All right, you two. Time for bed." Rory said while trying to get the Doctor to stop leaning on him and singing a senseless tune.

"But Rooorrryyy! We're fine…" Both of them whined as they crawled on the floor on all fours. They suddenly stopped mid-way and started laughing uncontrollably.

Oh, boy. This is going to be a long night. Rory thought while staring at them, waiting for their giggles to die down. He leaned against the frame, arms crossed, with a small smirk on his lips. "You guys are going to have the biggest hangover tomorrow."

After they stopped laughing so hard, Amy pulled herself up, helped the Doctor to his feet and the two started playing around with the console. "You're going to break her." Rory started swatting their limp arms away from touching anything else.

"Oh, come on, don't be such a party pooper." Amy laughed and fell into Rory's arms, playing around with his shirt and started kissing him. "Nothing's going to happen." She started to unbutton her top and smirked happily at her husband.

"OOOOKKK, don't do that. You two are drunk and need to get to sleep before you break something." Rory went to the Doctor and pushed him and Amy up the stairs to their bedrooms. They refused, however, and ran back to playing with the controls. Rory let out an exasperated sigh and put his head in his hands, shaking it.

"Hello, sexy. Let's have some fun." The Doctor slurred, turned on some music and started twirling around with Amy around the room. They swayed around, obviously tiring themselves out in the process.


I guess I'll just wait until they pass out. Rory thought and he sat down, just watching them. A couple minutes later, Amy fell against the railing and fell asleep, followed closely by the Doctor who just fell to the floor and started snoring. Finally! Rory carried Amy up the stair first and laid her down in a bed. He then came back and struggled to push and pull the Doctor to his quarters.

"Wait, where does he sleep? Does he even sleep?" He asked himself while walking up to his and Amy's room. "I guess he'll have to bunk with us tonight." Rory put him on the other bed, crawled into his own and soon all three of them were sleeping soundly.

The next morning, as Rory had guessed, Amy and The Doctor had massive headaches and were too lazy to even get up. Rory groaned and pushed them up, giving each a tablet of Aspirin.

"Ugghh… what happened last night?" Amy moaned after swallowing the pill. Her head was in her hands and the Doctor had a pillow cowering his head.

"Oh, you two just had a little too much to drink last night and passed out on the floor." Rory snickered. "Glad to see you're not in too much pain from the hangover. Well, come on, then. It's a new day and you are in need of some sunlight." The Doctor and Amy exchanged glances and, with a great deal of effort, finally made their way to the main room.

"Ohh… well, where do you guys want to go next?" The Doctor asked his two companions while averting his gaze from any and all sunlight that seeped in. Amy just shrugged and Rory was at a loss as to where they should spend the day. "All right, then, I'll choose. Hmm… how about Russia? Just to have some fun?" The two humans nodded and the Doctor pulled some levers as the TARDIS started making that familiar, beautiful noise. The three of them held on tightly as it took off.

Well, it tried to take off. The TARDIS groaned and creaked causing the inside to shake violently. "Hmm," the Doctor reasoned. "It must be in need of some repairs. You two stay put while I go check it out."

"So was I really that tipsy?" A curious Amy asked Rory. Rory laughed and nodded leaving a red-faced Amy. "I didn't do anything stupid, did I?"

"Of course not. I made sure you guys made it back safely." He smiled a mischievous smile that made Amy suspicious.

A couple of minutes later, the Doctor shouted up at them, "Rory, try it now!" Nothing happened.

"Nothing, Doctor! Try something else!" Amy yelled back. They waited for a few more minutes then he came running back up.

"All right," he said. "It should be ok now." He pulled the same couple of levers and added a couple of buttons to the sequence. Suddenly, the spot where Rory was standing started to glow and he vanished. There was absolutely no trace of him. Amy and the Doctor froze in place and started to freak out. Amy went over to where he once was and searched the floor.

"Rory, Rory! Doctor, what happened? What happened to him? Where did he go?" She cried. The Doctor was just as stunned as she was and had no excuse as to what had just happened. Amy started crying and he pulled her into his arms.

"It's ok. Shh… shh…shh. It's ok. We'll find him. We always do, right?" He smiled at Amy and she smiled back, confident they'll find a way to bring him back. I won't stop trying until he comes back to me. The Doctor then got to work looking for any abnormal occurrences while Amy did the same. They frantically searched throughout. Meanwhile, Rory woke up, finding himself in a… TARDIS?

WHAT?


A/N: Hmm... what is going on?

I know it's pretty short, but don't worry next chapter's gonna be longer. I SWEAR IT!

Anyway, please review, give me critism, tips, suggestions, whatever!

'Till next time! XD