ruby red stilettos
rating: pg for language
characters: Natasha Romanoff and Clint Barton, team
summary: That made Loki the Wicked Witch of the West, which she had no problem with.

ruby red stilettos

It took her all of three missions to figure it out.

"Oh, goddammit, no wonder I feel like Dorothy."

She hid a laugh at Clint's raised eyebrow, quirking the corner of her mouth to say she'd explain later if she had to. But she knew, as he glanced at the men around them, that he'd get it eventually. It wasn't that hard, after all. Stark the Tin Man, Banner a la Scarecrow, Rogers as the Cowardly Lion. Thor could be the Fairy Godmother, with his habit of dropping out of the sky with a magic wand hammer. And that meant…

"No. Oh no. I am not the dog."

Natasha grinned.

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