WOO-HOO! Adventure Time Generbened re-editied! Somebody made a note that I had a heck of a lot errors, I'm glad he/she did because I seriously would have left this story and others messed up.

Problems I had:

1: I don't know if BMO is a girl or boy, so I left BMO's gender neutral for my sanity.

2: The songs...had to change them to make them sound like a girl sang it...I dunno if it sounds right, so if it doesn't...I'm sorry.

So blah blah...I don't own anything. Now enjoy reading!

It was sunny, the average temperature in the Land of Aaa, with a few clouds gathering. The sun was high in the sky, signaling noon for our heroines, Fionna the Human and Cake the magical cat. Today, they were visited by Prince Bubba Gumball, Prince of the Candy Kingdom, who wanted to show his friends his new invention. The three sat on the roof of Fionna and Cake's tree house. Prince Gumball introduced the girls a bunch of small little fireworks he created. He explained his scientific combination of cloud vapor and pyrotechnics. Cake was fascinated, but Fionna obviously didn't pay attention to what was coming out of his mouth. She just wanted to touch her lips with his. Glob, he was so dreamy. He probably tasted like bubblegum.

"…and so, through my experiment with cloud seeding, I have created…" He lit a firework and it shot in the air and exploded in a colorful explosion, leaving behind colorful rain droplets behind. They rain on the trio, but thanks to his parasol, Gumball didn't get wet. "Liquid Pyrotechnics." The girls awed in amazement. Cake cuddled on the lap of the prince.

"That was amazing Prince Gumball!" She congratulated. The prince smiled and scratched her ear.

"Thank you kitty." Cake turned to her roommate.

"Wasn't that amazing, Fionna?" Prince Gumball stared at the heroine for conformation. Fionna's cheek flushed. She didn't know what to say to the Candy Prince. He was so handsome and sweet. She had a crush on him ever since the day she first rescued him. She loves him. But lately, it feels like he doesn't feel the same for her. But someday he will. Fionna was sure of that. ….But was she really?

"Um…Uh….Gah?" She stuttered. The prince chuckled and thought how cute she was. Fionna looked at Cake snuggling on his lap and thought that she could do it too. Her fourteen year old mind was saying it was possible. She slowly crept under the royal parasol and laid her head on his lap. Oh my Glob, he smelled like cherry flavored candy. Gumball noticed something wrong. He looked down and saw Fionna on his lap. He had to stop this before it got awkward. He gently pushed her off of him.

"Um…Fionna…no." He stated bluntly. The clouds started to get darker. Gumball knew it was time to leave. He started at his heroine. "Fionna, please, don't be weird." Fionna stared at him in a daze and he walked to the ladder and made his decent to the bottom. "Look, I'll see you ladies later." Cake smelled rain coming and quickly ran inside before it started to pour. Fionna followed her closely behind after she felt a raindrop on her head.

It was pouring outside. The rain banged against the window of their tree house. Cake started at the window, hoping that the rain would stop so that she and Fionna can go adventuring. She turned to her roommate. Fionna was in a fetal position with candles and pictures of Prince Gumball around her. She cuddled the red sweater that he knit especially for her. Her "Like-Like Sweater" she called it. And the piece of pink bubblegum that he offered to her. Fionna could not have felt any heart-broken then she felt now.

Fionna looked absolutely miserable. The way Gumball rejected her made Fionna realize that she will never be with him. The age difference was the main reason. She was fourteen and he was twenty. And if he turned into a teenager again, he would lose his throne to Lady Lemon Grab. Prince Gumball loves his kingdom too much to ever let that happen. She could only love him. And if she couldn't, what else is there to love anymore.

The rain stopped and sun finally returned to the sky. Cake wagged her tail in excitement and turned to her friend. "Fionna! Girl, the rain finally stopped. Let's go do something together." Fionna sighed. Cake looked at her miserable friend. Cake saw the little video game robot walked by. "BMO, play a game." Cake suggested.

BMO agreed and its screen turned to a racing game. The game made musical notes, and catchy rhythms that Fionna can express her feeling with. In a song.

I can't suppress this down within

Why do I keep trying if I can't keep him?

Every move I make

It's just another mistake

I wonder what it would take

Because it feels like there's a

Hole inside my body~

Like there's a hole inside my heart~

Like this feeling is gonna consume me

If I keep waiting on this thing to start

Oh I feel like I'm All Gummed Up Inside

I feel All Gummed Up Inside

I feel All Gummed Up Insi~de

At this point, BMO shut off the game and awed at its sorrowing friend. Cake gave Fionna her sympathy. Cake realized that everyone can't be in a relationship, like her and Lord Monochromicorn. "Oh…Fi…" She knew that it was her duty, as Fionna's sister, to help her look for a new man in her life. "Don't worry girl, Auntie Cake is gonna find you a new love interest." The cat raced to the door and slipped into her pink rain boots and her backpack. She turned to Fionna. "Fionna, I'm out for a…stroll." She lied. Fionna didn't respond. "BMO, watch Fionna for me with you camera eyes, okay?"

BMO nodded. "If anyone tries to hurt Fionna, I will kill them!" To emphasize, BMO slammed its fist in to the palm in its hand. Cake nodded and stepped outside. She stretched her legs until she was at least fifty feet tall and walked her way through the forest. She whistled a tune while she thought of every prince she knew in the Land of Aaa around Fionna's age. All the princes they rescued where nowhere near that age. Prince Gumball was probably the youngest. Excluding Prince Embryo. For a second, Cake thought of Marshall Lee, the Vampire King. She knows that he and Fionna have a good relationship going on, but then that thought was dismissed. A: He was vampire, so no. B: He was like over a thousand years old, so heck no. C: He's partially evil, so GLOB NO!

Her thoughts were interrupted when she heard someone screaming for help in the distance. She couldn't tell if it was a girl or a feminine man screaming, but a cry for help is a cry for help. Cat raced to the source and saw a trio of evil Iron Owls attacking a screaming wash bucket. "Don't worry wash bucket man! I'm comin' to save you!" By circling her foot around, Cake manage to knock way a couple of owls. She quickly picked up her foot and slammed it down on the last iron owl. A good job well done.

Cake quickly retracted her leg until she was back to normal and ran to the helpless wash bucket. "Don't worry sugar, your safe now…FLAMBINA?!" As Cake removed the bucket, she discovered the small fiery kitten known as Flambina. Her bright red flames continued to illuminate with joy once she witnessed her savoir.

"Yeah it's me." She said. "Bet you though I was a dude on account of my mannish screamin'."

"I did think that." Cake said disappointingly.

"Well anyway, thanks sister!" Cake thought of a brilliant idea that could be useful to her and Fionna!

"Hey Flambina! You're pretty tight around here. Do you know any princes Fionna's age?" Flambina thought about that for a second. Princes around Fionna's age. Well Fionna was…what? Fourteen? Oh-Bingo!

"Oh yeah! I know just the babe! And girl, he is so hot!"

Fire Kingdom. Strictly home to every fire elemental in the Land of Aaa. Their seas were hot, molten lava, and the land was made of burning coal and volcanic rock. The sky was covered in fiery smoke and soot The Volcano Castle was the tallest and noticeable volcano in the entire kingdom. Obviously home to royalty. Cake and Flambina stood at the territorial edge separating the kingdom from the grasslands.

"He's from Fire Kingdom? Girl I'll die if I get in there!" Cake shouted at the smaller kitten. Flambina remembered that Cake wasn't a fire elemental like her.

"Oh right." Flambina chanted an ancient, fire spell. Three flame inscriptions appeared after each chant she said. She ended it by spitting a small fire ball on Cake's head. The fire ball burnt Cake slightly but her entire body turned dark blue. She didn't feel any different thankfully.

"There I cast Flame Shields on yous. Also I spat on yous." Cake glared at her and decided to ignore Flambina for now and check on Fionna. She pulled out her electrical device and said: "BMO CAM: ON." On a little digital screen, she saw Fionna on the floor in a fetal position crying angrily.

"Stupid tear docks!" She punched her tears away angrily. Cake sighed. "Hang in there girl."

Cake followed Flambina through the Fire Kingdom and towards the Volcano Castle. When the fire guards allowed them inside, the first thing that Cake saw was the Flame Prince inside a giant glass lamp above the Queen of the Fire Kingdom. Loyal fire subjects surrounded the room giving their loyalty to the Queen and her son.

Cake observed the Prince. His skin was orange like the sunset and his flaming hair stood blaze similar to a Mohawk. He had a red ruby jewel attached to his forehead, proving his royal status. He stood in the lamp with his back slightly turned and his arms crossed as if he didn't care to see the newly arrived guests.

"Hey ya'll! What's up! My name is Cake. Cake th-" Her introduction was cut off due to Flambina punching her in the gut.

"You gotta pretend you a royal blood." Flambina whispered to the magical cat. Cake glared at her once again.

"You could have told me that sooner." Flambina grinned sheepishly. Cake approached the Flame Queen. She was a giant ball of fire covered in a crystal like armor dress that was covered in ruby jewels.

"Good Morrow, your majesty!" Cake said in a formal tone. "I am Lady Cake. Baroness of the Grasslands!"

"Hmm…" Said the Queen. "What is that you seek? SPEAK!"

Cake curtseyed to the Flame Queen showing her respect. "I come as in envoy for Princess Fionna."

"A Princess?!" The audience started to murmur around the throne room of the interesting news. Cake continued.

"And she's the same age as your son!" The prince turned around to face the taking cat at the mention of his name. There weren't that many princesses wanting to seek him of all princes.

"Bold words!" The Queen spoke. "But know you that my son is a rare item. He cannot be impressed by any scrawny princess."

"Uh…" Cake pondered of a counterattack. "Princess Fionna is….AWESOME!" The crowed muttered again of the fact that this "Princess Fionna" was an awesome princess; which was the best kind of princess.

"Silence my flaming fellows!" The Queen announced. She walked towards Cake. "We are perplexed. If you are truly a baroness…where is your gift? It is common practice among visiting dignitaries."

Dang, this Queen is good, Cake thought. She should have known it wasn't going to be this easy. She'll have to make up something fast. She remembered that this is for Fionna. "A gift?! Shoot…Princess Fionna sent…three gifts!" This interested the Queen and everybody in the room. Even the Flame Prince was impressed with the amount of attention he was getting from this one girl.

"Three is more than one." The Queen pondered.

"The first gift is…" Cake dug into her backpack to find something that will impress the Queen. There weren't a lot of items in her bag, so she had to improvise. "This! Water Bottle!" She pulled out a bottle full of water and shook it around to add excitement. But her hand slipped and the water bottle fell on a dance fireman extinguishing his fire and his life. The Prince was not impressed.

"Princess Fionna has smoked my jester!" The Queen exclaimed. "I do hate my jester."

"Um…Princess Fionna hated him too!" Cake recovered. "For your seconded gift a…um…" Cake's thought for a next gift was interrupted by a flaming fire subject strumming on a fire lute. This gave her an idea. "A song!" She quickly took the lute away. "That Fionna wrote. For the Prince." Oddly enough, the Flame Prince rarely heard songs before. He chuckled a bit as he contained his excitement. Cake begun to sing.

Oh Flame Prince

I think you're fine

You're like a golden sun

I wanna make you mine

'Cause I think you're great

I wanna be your mate

Or maybe go on a date

'Cause it feels like there's a

Fire inside my body~

Like there's a fire inside my heart~

It's like this fire is gonna consume me

If I keep waiting for this thing to start

Oh I feel like I'm All Warmed Up Inside

I feel All Warmed Up Inside

I feel All Warmed Up Insi~de

Cake danced around the throne room grabbing the audience's attention and the Prince's as well. However the Queen was not too pleased with the song. When she finished singing, Cake was earned a small applause from the Prince himself. He enjoyed the song, as corny as he thought it was.

"A fire inside my body?!" The Queen shouted. "That's disgusting! Bring me your third horrible gift and be gone from my sights!" The Queen's words stung Cake inside. She thought that the Queen liked the song. Guess not. She summoned the digital Fionna again with her BMO CAM. Fionna still continued to cry her poor eyes out. "I'm sorry sister…" Cake apologized. She watched the screen of Fionna's never ending waterfall of sadness.

"BMO! Go away! Can't you seen how miserable I am?!" She embarrassedly cried incoherent words while laying in a fetal position. The Queen caught sight of the pitiful girl.

"Is that her? She looks terrible…Why isn't she here?! Why did she send her fool?! Be gone fool! For you have failed your mission!" The Queen roared at the cat. Cake started to panic, but she thought of another idea.

"NO! Wait! Um…Princess Fionna is here!" She cried. Cake stretched part of her body to morph an exact copy of Fionna.

"Greetings Flame Queen!" Said "Fionna". "My final gift is your most favorite thing in the whole world!"

"A koala bear?"

"Uh…yes…" Cake stretched the morphed Fionna a box and from that box appeared a stretched an oversized koala bear. It moved it arms around and, as an added bonus, Cake made it talk.

"Eucalyptus! Eucalyptus!" The Queen stared at the blue, talking bear with extreme lack of interest as she said:

"I don't like koalas anymore…NOW LEAVE!" With that, the Queen erupted her flames and flew away from the sad Cake and sad "Fionna". "Fionna" started to cry like the real Fionna.

"C'mon girl, don't cry." Cake comforted the fake Fionna.

"I can't help it! I'm in love with Gumball."

"He's too old for you! But hey, I think the Flame Prince in into you."

"I don't care! I want Gumball!" Cake reached her hands out to the fake but "Fionna" bit into her arm violently. Then she proceeded to choke Cake until she couldn't breathe anymore. This act of violence caught the attention of everyone in the room. The Queen look impressed and pleased with the show. Then Cake "died".

"Excellent!" The Queen rejoiced. "You have indeed proven yourself worthy! Any Princess willingly enough to kill her own fool has the absolute right to be the perfect girlfriend…"

Cake celebrated silently. Her plan worked in the end. Now Fionna can never be sad and crying ever again, now that the Flame Prince can replace Prince Gumball in her life. Today was a good day.

"…FOR MY EVIL SON!"

"WHAT?!"

"He's an unstoppable force of destruction! Yes, nothing a psycho like you can't handle. CONGRAULATIONS!" The Queen pulled the lever that sat beside her throne, which lowered the lamp the Prince was imprisoned inside. Once the lamp touched the ground, the Prince burst into flames and leaped out of the hole from the lamp instead of going through the door, like normal people. He touched the ground and reverted to his true form once again. He ran to "Fionna" and kneeled on the ground in front of her.

"I'm so happy to met you Princess. My Princess." He stood up to meet his gaze with hers to find out that he was a head taller than "Fionna". He took her hand within his and stroked her cheek affectionately. He never would have thought that an actual princess would fall for him. A walking hazard like him. Secretly, he was also glad that the princess was attractive as well.

Cake observed the Evil Prince closely and smiled a bit. "He seems normal…" Maybe they misunderstood him as being "evil". The audience whispered loudly on how cute they looked together and how happy they were that the Flame Prince had found a girl to love.

These constant whispering got on the Prince's last nerves. For years, he had heard them whisper nonsense and he had to sit there and put up with these buffoons and their mindless conversations. Well not anymore. His body formed itself into a contained wild fire as his eyes glowed red angrily.

"STOP FUCKING WHISPERING!"

His destructive flame shoot throughout the room hitting the innocent royal subjects. They didn't have time to scream as their bodies exploded and turned into flame kittens smaller than Flambina.

"Hey so that's where I can from!" She realized. As the Flame Prince finished letting out his anger, he returned back to his normal state and smiled at "Fionna". Cake, on the other hand, was regretting ever coming here in the first place. She had to end this before she, or anyone else gets hurt.

"You know…" The morphed Fionna spoke. "I don't think we're right for each other…."

"…What?"

Cake could not make this any harder than it needs to be. "I changed my mind…I don't like you." Too late.

"You….WHAT?!" The Flame Prince unleashed a powerful flame that consumed his entire body. It continued to gradually grow as did his anger.

Cake and "Fionna" panicked and ran out of the Volcano Castle. Cake reverted back to her normal self as she narrowly escaped the Flame Prince's destructive fire rampage that took over the Fire Kingdom. Cake raced home the tree house with the Prince's violent fire following her closely. Once inside, Cake ran to the heart broken Fionna, who was still in the same position as she left her.

"Fionna! I messed up girl!" Before she had time to explain, the tree house shook with a violent force. Cake smelled smoke and wood burning coming from inside. Soon, fire quickly spread inside the room and made its way towards its victims. Cake shook the depressed girl in hopes to seek her help. "Fionna! You gotta do something!"

The fire came closer to them and Cake and BMO ran to the other side of the room. The fire surrounded Fionna. The heat and overwhelming light cause her to awaken miserably. But she was too late to stop it. The fire caught one of the pictures of Prince Gumball and it started to burn. That was her favorite picture and it was destroyed in second's right before her eyes. This started an angry fire in Fionna as well.

"WHO LIT THAT FIRE?! I'LL KILL YOU!" The house shook again and Fionna caught sight of the cause of this fire. She was a demonic looking fire monster circling around the tree house, setting fire to it. It continued to grow larger and larger until it towered the house itself. Fionna smashed through the window to confront the evil monster. She saw that he was on top of the house near Gumballs rockets he showed her earlier. "Gumball's rockets…" Fionna feared that this monster might burn it away too. "DON'T YOU TOUCH HIS STUFF!"

The monster roared as his fire caught onto the rockets, thus launching them to the air. They exploded them into colorful fireworks in the sky and colorful rain droplets fell on the flaming monster. This water burned his skin as the Prince cried in agony. Naturally water overpowered fire. His weakness managed his flames to disappear as he shrunk to her original size and state. Fionna took notice of this. He wasn't a monster. He was boy. A cute boy.

The Flame Prince's body turned grey as his fire was extinguished by the water. He felt weak and helpless. He never felt like this before in his entire life. He started to black out.

Fionna noticed his weakened state and saw that he was about to fall off the roof. The fall would kill him in an instant! She used Gumball's gummy hair as an extension as she reached further out the window and caught the Prince. Glob, he was heavy. Heavier than most princes she knew. She quickly used his weight to her advantage and the two fell back in the house. Him on top of her. Fionna took a closer look at him.

His pale orange face looked drained of energy and his hair was soaked and it was drenched on his head. His clothes were the same color as his face. Drained and lifeless. She took notice of his jewel on his forehead. He could be from royal blood, she pondered. The jewel sparked back its flaming red color as the prince awoken once more. He angrily pushed himself away from Fionna as his body lit up back to its original color. Fionna stared at him in amazement as all she could think of was, " Wow, he's so hot."

The Flame Prince thought otherwise. "YOU!" He pointed at Fionna. "What's wrong with me, huh?! You don't like me!?"

"I like you." Fionna responded softly. The Prince didn't not expect that kind of answer. He would never have though, until today, that he was a likeable person. Everyone would just run away and hide from him because his fire was so destructive. Now this strange girl confesses her feeling for him. His cheeks felt warmer than his entire body. He wanted to tell her how he felt. ….but he couldn't.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG IS WITH YOU?!" He yelled at Fionna. He shook his hair for it come back alive into his Mohawk style. His anger took the best of him as he knocked Fionna against the wall. She screamed as he violently grabbed her arm and pulled her closer to him. He glared into her eyes alerting Fionna how dangerous and cruel this guy really was. His touch burned into her skin. Tears of pain fell from her eyes, begging him to let go. In a low voice, the last thing he said was: "Don't ever mess with me again."

With that, he tossed Fionna to the ground like trash and flew out the window, leaving small traces of fire behind. Fionna stared at the window for what it seemed like an eternity. She felt the burnt marks on her arm which brought her back to reality. She turned to her sister.

"Cake…Who was that?"

"The Prince of the Fire Kingdom."

"Wow…I think I have a crush."

Prince Gumball is out of Fionna's love interest and in comes this smoking hot Flame Prince. How far will Fionna go to win the Prince's heart and his trust? Head to the next chapter and find out in the generbended version of Hot to the Touch.

BunnyKoi says: Eucalyptus~