SUPERHEROES

I had a strange vision of myself and my friends as superheroes today. Might have to do with all the Bman I've been watching, but oh well. I decided to write this with the HP characters because I need a break from writing a script. Soooo, yeah. I like to think this is his 6th year.

"Ron, Hermione! I just got the best idea to defeat Voldemort!" Harry yelled down the halls of the corridors of Hogwarts, trying to catch up to Ron and Hermione as they went to Potions. "Really, Harry? After all this time of me telling you to find ways to defeat him it takes you 3 years to come up with something?" Hermione joked sarcastically. "What's this idea, Harry?" Ron ignored Hermione. "We dress up as superheroes." He was very enthusiastic at this idea. However, Ron and Hermione weren't. "Harry, how could that possibly work? If Voldemort, or any Death Eaters, see us, we die immediately!" Hermione had her doubts, something that happened with every idea the boys came up with. "Hermione, that's going to happen anyway, at least we can have a bit of fun this way!" Ron talked with Harry about their costumes and everything. As much as Hermione hated to admit it, it sounded kind of fun. "Meet me at the Astronomy Tower tonight!" Harry whispered as they took their seats in Slughorn's classroom.

"Harry? You here?" Hermione whispered as she crept up the stairs leading to the tower. "Hermione! Here's your costume!" Ron squealed as he pulled her up the stairs. He was very excited at this idea of fighting crime in tights. "Ron, what are you wearing?" She giggled as she reached the top of the steps. "I look good, don't I, Hermione?" Ron flexed in his costume. Hermione giggled, she secretly agreed. "Ok, I'm done with my costume. Hermione, Ron, are you dressed?" Harry appeared dressed in black tights and a cape with a lightning bolt on the back. Hermione burst out in hysterics at this. "Hermione, this is serious, and you haven't your costume on yet!" Harry groaned as he put on a mask covering his face and scar. "Ron, put this on!" He tossed Ron another mask. Hermione rolled her eyes and put her costume on, red tights with a plain black cape. "Alright, we'll sneak down to the train and apparate to Malfoy Manor. Voldemort's probably there." Harry dashed down the stairs, being as quiet as he could while running. "Harry, you're not serious are you? We'll get killed!" Hermione protested, chasing after him and Ron. "No, Hermione! Sirius is dead! How can I be my own godfather! And we'll die anyway, you said that already!" Harry reached the bottom of the stairs and started towards the Hogwarts Express.

"Alright, we apparate to Malfoy Manor, and we go apeshit on Voldemort. Got it?" Harry explained the plan as carefully as he could and as quickly. "This will never work…" Hermione sighed silently to herself. They held hands and apparated away from Hogwarts.

"To dance again! I've been waiting all these years to dance again! And now at once a chance appears!" Voldemort danced until he heard a loud pop come from the hallway. "Malloy! See what that noise was!" He ordered and Lucius Malfoy hurried into the hallway, if only to escape the Dark Lord's wrath. "Shit, Harry, there's Lucius Malfoy!" Ron whispered as they headed around a corner to evade Death Eaters. "In here, guys!" Hermione opened a door, which happened to be a bathroom, and pulled them in. "Blimey, Harry! How're we supposed to get Voldemort when there's Death Eaters all over the place?" Ron started worrying. "Just give me a minute to think of something, Ron. Hermione, have you thought of anything?" Harry glanced from Ron to Hermione. "Gee, Harry. I'm not your brain. You can't take my ideas and say they're yours!" Hermione nagged. Harry rolled his eyes and told them both to make a break for it. "Luckily, I brought my dad's Invisibility Cloak." Harry slipped under and Ron and Hermione followed right after. They opened the door and crept out. "What the hell? Why did the bathroom door open? THERE'S A FREAKING GHOST IN HERE!" Lucius Malfoy yelled and ran out towards, I dunno, safety I guess?

TO BE CONTINUED…MAINLY BECAUSE I'M LAZY AND WATCHING A PLAY ABOUT TALKING DICKS AND VAGINAS.