The Night Strider Went Crazy

Down in the castle all the dwarfs were drinking booze

They just be Sauron and then had nothing to loose

When the king busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death

Had a long sword in his hand and cheap elf stuff on his breath

From his helm to his boots he was covered with chain.

With a large crossbow at his side he was going to cause pain

And he smiled as he said with that grin on his face

"We have all won - Now I am going to burn down this place!"

The night Strider went crazy

The night Elfstone went mad

Realized he was getting' a raw deal

Thought it might be fun being bad.

Well, the castle is gone now he really did it in

Every where you will find pieces of Merry and Pippin

He tied up the dwarfs and he took the elves hostage

And he ground up poor Bilbo into hobbit sausage

He got Gimli and Legolas with an old elven long bow

And he killed Samwise with just one mighty blow

And he picked up Gandalf's wand and he toasted Frodo,

And he took a big bite and said, "Tastes just like crow."

The night Strider went crazy

The night Aragorn went nuts

Can hardly walk around middle earth

Without stepping in hobbit guts

There's the Castle Guard and Ents on my

There's Tom Bombadil from his forest home and the eagles circlin' 'round in the sky,

And the arrows are fling the body count is risin' and everyone wants to know, oh Strider, why?

My my my my my my

You used to be such a good guy,

Yes, Goldberry, now Strider is dead

Gollum got his revenge and bit off his head

Hey little halfling don't you even try to cry

When he went mad he just had to die!

Gollum is gone now, but the dwarfs are still nevus,

And the elves all took leave from the king's service.

And they say that Gandalf he travels through out the night,

Telling everyone of what evil came from some one so right.

He is talkin' bout the night Strider went crazy

The night Elfstone lost his head

Tried to kill all who helped him

Too bad that he is dead

Wo, the night Strider went crazy.

The night Aragorn went insane,

Realized he was too good,

Something finally must have snapped in his brain,

Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain.

Tell ya, something finally must have snapped… in his brain.