A/N: ...I have to...write sequel...Hospital Craze...if anyone could remember that story...==" and apology...for...bad...HUMOR! OAO SQUEEEE!

Disclamer: Inazuma Eleven © Level-5

Let's start...*sweatdrops even more*


"Bye Mom! See you in a five days!" Endou exclaimed as he bid farewell to his mother. Yes, it has been a week since they were in that hospital...those two weeks in staying there was enough to make everyone go crazy and wild. So Kudou decided that they go on another hiking trip to let them 'relieve from their stress' and 'calm down'...and if that works, Endou would kiss the ground.

Walking a fast pace to school, he passed by the soccer field where Raimon would usually practice and Sun Garden, where he picked up Hiroto, Midorikawa, Nagumo, Suzuno and Saginuma. Hitomiko waved to them good luck and have fun, and they waved back.

"Yeah, I hope we do..." Hiroto murmured.

When they reached the school, the six saw that everyone was already there...and oddly, Gouenji was bringing Yuuka with him, allowing Endou to ask the platinum blonde why he's bringing her along.

"Oh, that's because Otou-san is going to a business trip and Fuku-san needs to attend a family reunion with her family. I can't possible leave her all alone at home, right?" Gouenji pointed out as he patted his sister's head. He was right though...

"Yeah, you're right..." Endou mumbled as he walked away to the group. He noticed that Sakuma was shouting something, and he turned to him to see Fudou...

"Fudou Akio, why are you BRINGING A BENCH TO THE TRIP? !" Sakuma asked Fudou in an angered voice.

Fudou pouted and glanced at Sakuma's bag, "Oh yeah? Why are you bringing PENGUIN PLUSHIES TO THE TRIP? !"

"B-Because I want to, OKAY? !" Sakuma bursted out.

Kidou sweatdropped at the scene, but he was even more shocked when he saw Toramaru and Aphrodi...come in to the scene...wearing MATCHING, leather, blue jackets with a white polo shirt inside, denim pants, and blue and white sneakers. Toramaru, oddly, was wearing a dark blue cap and Aphrodi had his hair tied to a low ponytail. Also, they were wearing sunglasses...everyone stared at them in surprise.

"T-Toramaru...?" Gouenji asked in a surprised tone, "Is...that you?"

Toramaru gave Gouenji a huge grin, "Of course it's me! I learned from Aphrodi-senpai that we have to always be in style, so I picked out these clothes for the trip! What do you think?"

Aphrodi nudged the platinum blonde, "You know, Toramaru's not bad when it comes to style!"

All Gouenji could do, is nod and watch the two talk about their 'interests', leaving him to watch in misery at what Aphrodi had done to Toramaru. And at that moment, Kudou arrived with Fuyuka by his side, holding a clipboard with everyone's names in it. Then he ordered them to enter the caravan so they can go to their destination as early as they can.

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"So Kidou? Got any plans on the camping trip?" Midorikawa asked the strategist who sat in front of him. Kidou's goggles shone from the sun and gave him a smile.

"Of course, I'm going to spend time with Haruna! And I also heard that Kudou is going to create some games so...maybe me and Haruna can join them!"

Before Kidou could say more, Gouenji, who sat in front of him, came into the conversation, "Oh really Kidou? Me and my sister are joining those games TOO! Me and Yuuka are going to win, right Yuuka?"

Yuuka nodded, "Of course! The Gouenji siblings are the best siblings!"

Haruna suddenly came out of her seat and pointed at Yuuka, "No way! Me and Onii-chan are the best, we are going to win!"

"Hey, who here has the ace striker seat, ME! So I think, me and Yuuka are going to WIN!" Gouenji protested.

"Yeah, but are you smart enough to crack the code of the hissatsu tactics of Orpheus?" Kidou asked, "Because I did! Me and Haruna are going to win!"

"NO WAY! ONII-CHAN CAN MAKE BETTER SHOOTS THAN YOU!" Yuuka exclaimed.

"MY ONII-CHAN IS...SMARTER THAN GOUENJI-SAN!" Haruna shouted out.

"I AM THE ACE STRIKER, SO CLEARLY, I AM THE BEST AND ME AND YUUKA ARE GOING TO WIN!" Gouenji proclaimed.

"OH YEAH, I CAN GET PAST MANY HISSATSU TACTICS AND STRATEGIES!" Kidou pointed out.

Midorikawa just sweatdropped at them and tried to not get involved in the conversation. But then, Kidou grabbed Midorikawa's collar, "Okay, if WE can't say who is the best, maybe MIDORIKAWA CAN!"

The four stared at the greenette while Midorikawa gulped and started to sweat in fear.

God, why me?, He asked in his head.

"Um...maybe, you can...compete...in the competitions so...you know...we can see...who's the best! Yeah!" Midorikawa suggested.

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"Hm...not a bad idea!" Kidou pointed out, "But I still think me and Haruna are going to win."

"HUH? ! NO WAY! Me and Yuuka are going to win, you superman wannabe!" Gouenji insulted.

"WHAT? ! TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID FLOWER HEAD!" Kidou screamed as he lunged onto Gouenji and started fighting with him on his chair, leaving everyone who watched to sweatdrop at them.

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Meanwhile...Fudou and Sakuma weren't having a fun day. Turns out Fudou needed to let the bench stay on top of the caravan so Kudou can bring...YES, KUDOU LITERALLY ACCEPTED FUDOU'S STUPID REQUEST TO BRING A BENCH! And now, Fudou was bawling on his chair.

"Fudou, stop crying over that stupid bench! Get it over already!" Sakuma exclaimed.

But Fudou just continued his actions, "HOW CAN I? ! WHAT IF A BIRD CAME AND LANDED DOO DOO ON MY BENCH? ! Or maybe, IT GETS TAINTED! MY BENCH! WAH!"

Sakuma just facepalmed and leaned back on his seat...wait, he noticed Fudou smiling oddly and looking down at his seat...wait...

"Sakuma...GET AWAY FROM MY BENCH!" Fudou exclaimed, suddenly pushing Sakuma away from the seat and letting him sit on the other side of the caravan. He watched as Fudou cuddled, kisses and strangely, whispered words on the stupid seat...that seat reminded Fudou a lot about his bench...and Sakuma was so ready to kill him right now.

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"Burn, please stop complaining about the loss of your 'tulip'..." Suzuno mumbled as he watched Nagumo hold that 'tulip' which Aphrodi cut off when he was in the hospital. The 'tulip' no longer has a purpose...he loved that 'tulip' so much...it was his signature...AND APHRODI HAS TO PAY! ! !

"AFURO TERUMI! ! !" Nagumo screamed in a loud voice, and Aphrodi turned his head to see Nagumo pointing at him, "YOU EVIL GOD WANNABE! I WILL REVIVE AND YOU WILL LOSE ONE DAY! MY TULIP WILL GROW BACK AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!"

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Aphrodi stared at him with a poker face, "Okay...but you do know that it's not easy for it to grow back, right? Could take months!"

Nagumo's eyes twitched and bursted out in anger again, "I-I WILL FIND A WAY TO LET IT GROW BACK, BY THE END OF THE TRIP!"

"Suit yourself!" Aphrodi exclaimed.

And Nagumo sat in his seat again, Suzuno watching him grumble and curse Aphrodi secretly.

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"Okay, we're here!" Kudou exclaimed as he opened the door of the caravan, showing to the whole group the scenery of the camping site. It was a simple grassland but it was worth a place to enjoy in!

Everyone rushed off to the grass and started running around...even Endou brought a soccer ball for them to play soccer.

So, how bad can this trip be?


A/N: Ahaha...I apologize for the bad humor but...this is all I can make...and I know, my title is weird XD so anyway...I blame my friend for making me love Fudou x Bench now =="

Please review...*makes sparkling eyes and smiles*

P.S. Should I make this a multi-chapter fic or a three-shot fic?